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meatmissile

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Hey Scratch, congrats on the beer gear.
Wanna buy a cheap Cypres? There's this guy on E-bay.......;)

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Dude, be optimistic! First of it's not a bottle of Stoli, just a bit of Sovietskoye Shampanskoye. Second, notice they are jumping rounds (S/L I think) so the probability of them surviving is low. A bit alco for incouragement well understood;).
I jump with three Russians here at ZHills (Misha, Igor and Leo) and they are cool dudes. I enjoy honing my language skills and the cultural diversity they bring in. Anyway ZHills is a Babel Tower. But everybody more or less speaks English. And if they don't there always is beer....B|

jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
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HA HA HA "probability of them surviving is low"

You know when I will have my first ram-air jump than I would need that bottle of Stolichnaya Vodka
in the plane for relaxation.

RE "notice they are jumping rounds (S/L I think)"

You are wrong! They are not jumping rounds if you check the pic you see the cutaway handle (3-ring system) and old Russian and other Eastern European round rigs ring did not have that (there were many other cutaway systems f.e. PS-014)

BUT YOU KNEW STOLICHNAYA AND Sovietskoye Shampanskoye !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT A MAN! CONGRATULATIONS!

This is the only pic of Stoli I could found for you but it is the "elite" Crystal version I here in Hungary can
(sometimes) only buy the traditional "simple" version.


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Stolichnaya was the 'beer' I had to buy my rigger after my first cutaway......Its a lot more popular here 'in the west' than you think..And rightly so in my opinion.;)

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Would love one. I have already had a pot and could still use another. Got a bagel to go with it??

I'll fix grits tomorrow, but I refuse to eat chitlins.

BTW...I'm not a redneck but I do live near lots of them. Thankfully it isn't catching!

Lisa

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At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

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"This is where I ask for peanut butter for my croissant right?"

And don't forget to insist on Maynnaise for your chips...darn, I mean fries..;), and Big Mac Royale....

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Quote"Melbourne...Isn't that where you get ALL the weather? Like, in one day...:S "

Yep that's Melbourne, most unlike my side of the Antipodeas, Here in Perth Western Australia, we get awesome weather i't jumpable over 300 days a year.
Tomorrow it's sunny and 28 dergees Celsius.
I love this place B|

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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Yeah, and we reply by asking "What the hell is peanut butter and why would you want it on your croissant?"...:P



Hmmmmmm I know what peanut butter is but I'm having trouble working out how deranged the mind that wants it on a croissant would have to be..:)
Now that we've woken the Americans up it's time for this little black duck to hit the pit. It's after midnight here and I have to go to a bloody meeting in the morning. Suit and tie stuff ----- the full camouflage bit.:(

Ooroo
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"looks a bit like baby poo, but tastes great, "

Which begs the question.....does it taste any better than baby pooh, and how do you know.....:(

I thought I was the resident expert on baby Pooh, ;), In fact Justin and I should be made Pooh moderators....

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I still laugh about Aussies eating beets on their burgers! WTH?

Me and my Mrs. are in Cairns, I think, and we go into a Burger King just to get a beer (no fast food beer in the US) I order a burger and the cutie says "Beet?" I'm like "Huh?" She says "Beet!?"....."for your burger?" I'm completely confused. What in Sam Hell could she be talking about? She reached in to the condiment bin, where big slices of onion or tomato should be and she pulls up this big slab of sugar beet. "NO!" "uh, no beet, thank you." Then she asks if I want "sauce". I'm in full Rain Man mode at this point and I ask "what is sauce?" It can be either ketchup or mayonaise, depending.

The beer was really good:P

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OMG...you don't have bagels. I would starve to death. I got hooked on them from a Jewish deli in NYC near Central Park and now I have one almost every morning for breakfast.

Kelly...the hole is a mystery except that I fill it up with cream cheese so I can have extra. Sometimes I put pepper jelly on it too...yum.

Lisa

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"I see baby poo and I run screaming from the room"

You are beginning to sound like Mrs Macfeegle..;)

Peanut butter has the same effect on me....[:/]

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Quote" What in Sam Hell could she be talking about? She reached in to the condiment bin, where big slices of onion or tomato should be and she pulls up this big slab of sugar beet. "NO!" "uh, no beet, thank you"
Umm we actually don't call it "sugar beet" we call it BEETROOT (seriously)B|
And whats the difference between an Egg and Beetroot?
Well you can beet an egg, but you can't beat a root.:$
Also, you can't buy beer in Most fast food joints, only a slect few.

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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