meatmissile 0 #1651 November 5, 2002 We saw you! We have pictures to prove it ! [De Niro voice] You're one of The Family now. No one leaves The Family .... Kappish? /[De Niro voice] -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #1652 November 5, 2002 Quote So is there a big market in SA for scratching, biting and clawing pets Nope, just an over supply of idiots.Hey Paul, if that was the Y2K video, that was Citrusdal, I was there and it was fun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #1653 November 5, 2002 You should bliksem the guy amongst the eyes until the bleed becomes. I hate it when people think they can just take wild animals home for amusement. Ah well - I'm having a good day. First one in a week. How's everyone else doing -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #1654 November 5, 2002 >Nope, just an over supply of idiots. Oh, they've flooded the market with those all over. I hope the mommy-bird accepts the little one back... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #1655 November 5, 2002 So I drive into work, dodge the car attacks, and park at the office. I log on then settle down for breakfast (hey, I get hungry on company time, so I eat on company time ). Anyway, my friends, I swear, I nearly choked on my bagel, I could have died, so I had an extreme bagel breakfast...., I nearly broke sweat till it cleared. So what are the chances of getting brakkie munching on the next X-games pro tour? -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #1656 November 5, 2002 Quote I hope the mommy-bird accepts the little one back... She will, they are very protective but have no problems with chicks that have been handled. I just hope it is not too weak. Hey Ferdi. You should have seen the guy. Message got to him that I was looking for him and that I was on the warpath. People here are familiar with my reputation for being a little 'irrational' when provoked. The shit was quite nervous. Hee hee it took me years to cultivate my angry persona....it works well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkF 0 #1657 November 5, 2002 Quote ...Anyway, my friends, I swear, I nearly choked on my bagel, I could have died... Evenin' / Mornin' Nacmac. Nothing like a "No shit, there I was..." story to get the day started. Today was Melbourne Cup Day - the day that, in Victoria anyway, denotes the start of the holiday season. Between now and Easter Vic. seems to go into "Even Slacker(tm)" mode. The time of BBQ's, beer gardens and other Good Things including jumping in a couple of months.Ooroo Mark F... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #1658 November 5, 2002 >So what are the chances of getting brakkie munching >on the next X-games pro tour? I don't think accidents qualify as 'extreme sports'. You'd have to do it on purpose, maybe then... Hmmm, the mental image: -"Check it out dude, Joe is going to do a two-week-old dried bagel, without a glass of water!" -"Whoa man, extreme!" -"Gnarly, dude! Go joe! Go joe!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #1659 November 5, 2002 Snarfing coffee all over the keyboard, nice one Erno!-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #1660 November 5, 2002 I can see the sensationalist headlines now. Extreme Bagel eater dies in horrific mishap. Joe Bloggs 23 of Aberdeen died tragically during a bagel eating competition held in Scotland this weekend. The cause of the accident is still being investigated but it is believed that massive traumatic easophagus failure was the cause of death. Witnesses claim that Mr Bloggs was competing in the open event of the 3rd international extreme Bagel eating games. The deceased was attempting to better his position in the event by consuming a two week old sun dried bagel without the aid of water. People familliar with the sport say that the attempt was highly dangerous but that Mr Bloggs was an experienced bagel eater who is well known on the competition circuit. He was a likeable man and will be sorely missed said Mr Nacmacfeegle, also of Aberdeen who had fallen out earlier in the competition after being disqualified for drinking beer between bouts. Reuters Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #1661 November 5, 2002 >People familliar with the sport say that the attempt was > highly dangerous but that Mr Bloggs was an experienced >bagel eater who is well known on the compitition circuit. BWAHAHHAHAA!Oh dear I'm hiding behind my monitor again... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grega 0 #1662 November 5, 2002 What type/sort of birds are those that you are saving, post some pictures... "George just lucky i guess!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #1663 November 5, 2002 Hey Go to post 1613 on this thread Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #1664 November 5, 2002 Well, this thing was named after them, which could go some way towards explaining Scratch's scratches . -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grega 0 #1665 November 5, 2002 Stupid me, i read that post and totaly forgot about it (this work-reading posts really needs concentration ). Like it was already said, "you are doing a great job", keep on doing it :) If you need any bandages, i have some extra at home "George just lucky i guess!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grega 0 #1666 November 5, 2002 Hmm this thread is so looong, that we talked almost about everything. What should we talk about next? i won't say boobs because it's been discused already not thoroughly but still... Do you think we will get to 2000 posts ? "George just lucky i guess!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #1667 November 5, 2002 >Do you think we will get to 2000 posts ? Hell, I'll be here until the end of the year, and maybe longer... Let's see. In two weeks, the threads gotten almost 1700 posts. That'll be 3000/month. So by the end of the year we should have about 7500. Unless we decide to let this one die and start a new one. ANd now, something completely different: The new computer the IT-department brought me yesterday has something my previous one didn't: A sound card! Company policy wont let me listen to a radio since there'll never be an agreement on what should be on. But with the sound card, the 'Net and a pair of headphones... Oh yeah, I've been listening to the radio all day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #1668 November 5, 2002 I am still stunned at the loss of "Hungry" Joe Bloggs. I was personally shocked when I heard that he had bit the crust. We had been team mates on the Pro Pakora Performance Tour, and in particular, the Scottish event, Plaid Bunning. Joe was also an accomplished accuracy competitor in the classic events, his reputation for accuracy, known as buffet stomping, was second (helpings) to none. This particular chow has left me with emotional indigestion, I'm gutted. Joe was indeed a likeable guy, and would often regale newcomers to the sport with tales of his early years in the world pie games, and the practice of souping the pond, long before the advent of today's high performance bagels, and extreme pastries. Joe lived his life on the short crust edge, his contribution to patisserie pastimes will be sorely missed. For the record, I am still contesting my disqualification which involved Budweiser, which showed up on regular competitor testing as being virtually banned substance (beer) free. However rules are rules and we must draw the line somewhere......-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #1669 November 5, 2002 I'm sorry for your loss.Blue pies, black bread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #1670 November 5, 2002 Thanks for the messages of condiments, I think Joes example illustrates the hidden dangers of Hop and Pop Tarts.......-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #1671 November 5, 2002 Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening everyone!! Do ya'll have any idea what you have done to my daily bagel and coffee routine? Every time I go to take a bit I start laughing and can't stop. If I can't stop I cant eat. If I don't eat I'll starve. (A few pounds wouldn't hurt but still) If I starve I'll die.Ok, so much for being dramatic but I have a feeling I'm in a silly mood today. Watch out! . -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #1672 November 5, 2002 "so much for being dramatic but I have a feeling I'm in a silly mood today." You are in good company there Lisa....-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grega 0 #1673 November 5, 2002 Good morning, how is it in US, still dark ?? this is cursed, some people die because they ate too much pies, and other because they were laughing at them and couldn't eat any.. "George just lucky i guess!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #1674 November 5, 2002 Quote I have a feeling I'm in a silly mood today I like silly moods because they usually come with a smile. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #1675 November 5, 2002 >Do ya'll have any idea what you have done to my daily >bagel and coffee routine? Every time I go to take a bit >I start laughing and can't stop. Sorry about that... With the amount of bursts of laughter from my desk today, I'm sure my co-workers now think I've completely lost it, or that I'm doing something that's much more fun than my actual work...I did have this feeling we were being particularly entertaining today... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
