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Hey, it's free food. Off a plate, a table, the floor or Kerry and Lisa's belly. It's all the same to me. I'll gobble it up and wolf it down like a vacuum cleaner gone haywire ! ;)
Gerb

I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

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Suz, the fries are on you girl.



What do you get if you cross a South African lady covered in Yoghurt, an American lady covered in Mashed Potato and an Australian lady covered in Fries.

GOOD TIMES, THAT'S WHAT ! ! !:)
Gerb

I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

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Suz, the fries are on you girl.



What do you get if you cross a South African lady covered in Yoghurt, an American lady covered in Mashed Potato and an Australian lady covered in Fries.

GOOD TIMES, THAT'S WHAT ! ! !:)


Once again we onto food!!!

Kerry...when we doing dinner...all of us Sarffrican!

Don't worry guys you all invited....nothing as scary as what Nac would bring!!

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter


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I wanted to beat Erno this morning.
So a BIG hello from me... to all of you.

Thank God it's Friday. Weather not looking good here for jumping a snow front is on it's way and it's getting here by mid afternoon. Snow Saturday and then the temperature drops to -5 and more snow.

Have to go to the club to get my gear. Had a new pilot chute and kill line fitted. The old kill line was wripped at the join to the body. Why am I telling you all this? It's time for morning coffee...

Let the day begin...

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[Michele comes in, and looks around. Noticing fries littering the hallway, she pokes her head into the cafeteria. Amidst the ketchup and yoghurt, she sees the little cups that jello shots come in. Wondering out loud if anyone was actually left alive in the mess, she steps in. And promptly slips on some left over mashed potatoes. Ass over teakettle Michele goes, and performs a most perfect PLF, and comes face to face with a gerbil munching on a bagel. The gerbil looks a tad drunk, and, glassy-eyed and foul breathed, he chitters at her. Screaming at the rodent left in the mess, she pushing herself up off the floor and clambers to her feet. She sees a left-over bottle of tequila, and notes the vestiges of it's contents in the bottom. Lifting it, she swigs, and it burns her throat just as all the other tequila she has ever drunk has done.

Michele turns on her heel, and, realizing she is all alone, makes the necessary adjustments to her thong. She goes to the door, and takes one last look around. Flipping the light switches, the lights dim in the cafeteria, and she goes into the hallway, making her way towards the exit. She offhandedly wonders how the kestrils are doing as she slowly meanders through the empty hallway. Briefly her thoughts touch on NacMac, and considers what he'd contributed to the foodfight...and then realizes he would be the one watching and egging it on, drinking a pint in the process.

"Early bedtimes suck!" she thinks, and wanders out....]

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[Michele comes in, and looks around. Noticing fries littering the hallway, she pokes her head into the cafeteria. Amidst the ketchup and yoghurt, she sees the little cups that jello shots come in. Wondering out loud if anyone was actually left alive in the mess, she steps in. And promptly slips on some left over mashed potatoes. Ass over teakettle Michele goes, and performs a most perfect PLF, and comes face to face with a gerbil munching on a bagel. The gerbil looks a tad drunk, and, glassy-eyed and foul breathed, he chitters at her. Screaming at the rodent left in the mess, she pushing herself up off the floor and clambers to her feet. She sees a left-over bottle of tequila, and notes the vestiges of it's contents in the bottom. Lifting it, she swigs, and it burns her throat just as all the other tequila she has ever drunk has done.

Michele turns on her heel, and, realizing she is all alone, makes the necessary adjustments to her thong. She goes to the door, and takes one last look around. Flipping the light switches, the lights dim in the cafeteria, and she goes into the hallway, making her way towards the exit. She offhandedly wonders how the kestrils are doing as she slowly meanders through the empty hallway. Briefly her thoughts touch on NacMac, and considers what he'd contributed to the foodfight...and then realizes he would be the one watching and egging it on, drinking a pint in the process.

"Early bedtimes suck!" she thinks, and wanders out....]



Watch out for the chunks of Kerry's bossperson....it's a bitch to get off your shoes....serves you right for wearing your new Tevas in this thread!!

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter


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Daemn one demo jump during a day, and i miss a great food fight, joghurt licking, smashed potatoes,...

, place is a mess, he sees some unexpected civilians, that got hurt-messy in crossfire, and sais "at least i did a little mess too" :)>

"George just lucky i guess!"

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I just love you guys. Just look at how you sorted out the bitch bossperson for me .....B|



For you we killa da bull!!

Not long till the weekend...I can almost hear the plane!!

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter


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jello shots are the ONLY thing to consume off an inert body


Really Sweetie, if I had to consume jello shots off you you will not be inertfor long.:P:ph34r:

Morning all.
Sheesh one would swear there had been a food fight going on here.
BTW did I just see Michele waltzing out the door wearing a thong and drinking Tequila from the bottle.
Don't go Michele..............actually, you can go. I like watching you go.:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

Damn this place looks like my kitchen....only cleaner.:$


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