ernokaikkonen 0 #776 October 25, 2002 > is there anything disgusting you can think of from the >Finnish CREW that we could get them to try? Well CReW is pretty scary but I wouldn't call it disgusting..I wonder if you could find any mämmi anywhere this time of year? That at least looks pretty gross... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #777 October 25, 2002 Hey Erno, get Nacmacfeggle to make a Haggis for you. -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #778 October 25, 2002 Erno, I don't think anyone really cares where my nickname came from. THey've got better things to do than sift through yet another mindless post Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #779 October 25, 2002 Hey Scratch, Did you see they changed the Windhoek Lager bottle? It is now long and thin like the Black Label bottles. What this means is that you keep knocking thm over, because you expect them to be shorter . -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #780 October 25, 2002 "THey've got better things to do than sift through yet another mindless post" Better things to do....such as???? -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #781 October 25, 2002 Aw I don't know, but I am sure you can find SOMETHING .... Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #782 October 25, 2002 Kerry: >They've got better things to do than sift through yet another >mindless post They do? Ok then.that embarrassing huh? Nacmac: We're trying to gross out brits here, I'm afraid they might have seen haggis before. At least it's less likely to have a novelty value for them... And nacmacfeggle is spending his time in suspended animation as we agreed... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #783 October 25, 2002 Quote They do? Ok then Whew! Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PaulHitchman 0 #784 October 25, 2002 Quote We're trying to gross out brits here, I'm afraid they might have seen haggis before. At least it's less likely to have a novelty value for them... And nacmacfeggle is spending his time in suspended animation as we agreed... I've eaten Haggis and I liked it. It's a Holloween theme, and these guys need very much to try Finnish delights like Mämmi and kraavi lohta and mätti or friteerattu muikuja etc. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #785 October 25, 2002 Quote changed the Windhoek Lager bottle? Nooooo say it ain't so Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #786 October 25, 2002 I drank like a dog last nightSee attachment Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #787 October 25, 2002 Hi guys, just home fromk work and it's been a very skydiviable day. Tomorrow is 32 degrees and clear Don't you wish you lived here in Perth You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #788 October 25, 2002 Don't you wish you lived here in Perth On a day like this, hell yeah....-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #789 October 25, 2002 In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. A hot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh...if I go down three inches, I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed." There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches I caneat him." There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches...that fish will jump for the fly...and I will eat him." It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich. "Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes down three inches... and that fish leaps for it... that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and then have a proper lunch." You probably think this is enough activity for one bank of a lake, but I can tell you, it gets better -there was more. A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches...and that fish jumps for that fly...and that bear grabs for that fish...the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich then I will have a proper lunch." A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, as was fashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake around lunch time, "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches...and that fish jumps for that fly...and that bear grabs for that fish...and that hunter shoots that bear...and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich.....then I can have mouse for lunch." The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the cooling mist of the water... The fish swallows the fly... The bear grabs the fish... The hunter shoots the bear... The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich... The cat jumps for the mouse... The mouse ducks... The cat falls into the water and drowns. The moral of the story is.... Whenever a fly goes down three inches... Some pussy is probably in danger Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DirtTorpedo 0 #790 October 25, 2002 Pretty nice looking bottle, but they could've at least considered putting a #@?# twist off top on the new ones! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #791 October 25, 2002 "Whenever a fly goes down three inches... Some pussy is probably in danger" Groan.... I know an old lady who swallowed fly, I don't know why she swallowed a fly, perhaps she'll die.... -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #792 October 25, 2002 long winded but cuteAlso very true, unless the fly is pointed towards a urinal You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #793 October 25, 2002 Howzit Dirt. Welcome to the thread . Dont you have a pic of that bottle somewhere? -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #794 October 25, 2002 Isn't that a song? there was an old woman, who swallowed a frog, what a hog! She swallowed a frog! She swallowed the frog that ate the fly ... I don't know whyyyyyyy she swallowed a fly .... there was an old woman, who swallowed a cat. Oh my hat! She swallowed a cat! She swallowed the cat that ate the frog that ate the fly .... I don't know whyyyyyyy she swallowed a fly ... there was an old woman, who swallowed a horse. She's dead of course! .... SOmething like that anyway, I can't remember all the words, I was probably drunk Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #795 October 25, 2002 Quote The moral of the story is.... Whenever a fly goes down three inches... Some pussy is probably in danger True trueSpeaking of which, at 07:30 this morning I became an uncle...again.Hey Nacmac there is a wee lass out there just right for your Mininac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DirtTorpedo 0 #796 October 25, 2002 Quote Howzit Dirt. Welcome to the thread . Dont you have a pic of that bottle somewhere? Nope...sorry! Shouldn't you be working Meat? Aw crap...feck it, it's Friday! I'll tell you one thing though, when I was stocking the bar fridge, those beers looked mighty good for 9 in morning! Maybe I do have a light problem...naaaah! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #797 October 25, 2002 Quote I drank like a dog last nightSee attachment I guess that she did too. Even cute girls go ugly sometimes too, but how much would it take to drink for her to go home with that dog agian. OK NacMac, I'll beat you to it.... GROAN I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #798 October 25, 2002 Well I'm off to the gym for a couple of hours. BBL have a fine day wherever you my be You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #799 October 25, 2002 Blue yes its an old song, I was reminded of it reading your wee joke... Big congrats to everyone......Michel didn't appear to be expecting last time I saw her.......She was looking kind of broody though, much to George's distress."Hey Nacmac there is a wee lass out there just right for your Mininac" She'd better get in line behind Justin's wee darling, but then again, if Mininac is anything like his dad, they are ALL just about right for him.. -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #800 October 25, 2002 QuoteShouldn't you be working Meat? I'm like a woman in that way - I can do more than one thing at once. Say, I saw a funny thing in FHM the other day. It's called an "orgasm delaying headboard banner" Care to guess how it works? -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
