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I have just made a new batch of jello shots in 60ml syringes......I tried using witblits this time....anybody want some?

I have a new mission in life......I saw a Puma sitting quietly in our hangar......now that would be fun!!!

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter


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I have just made a new batch of jello shots in 60ml syringes......I tried using witblits this time....anybody want some



aaaah what the hell - pass em over Wayne.

Seems bosswoman managed to pick up her bits and glue them back together, I've just heard an unearthly screech and the walls vibrated ...[:/]
guess I'm staying under the radar today ....


Kerry

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I have just made a new batch of jello shots in 60ml syringes......I tried using witblits this time....anybody want some



aaaah what the hell - pass em over Wayne.

Seems bosswoman managed to pick up her bits and glue them back together, I've just heard an unearthly screech and the walls vibrated ...[:/]
guess I'm staying under the radar today ....


Yeah it happens........never quite been a fan of those sci-horror type movies!!

Nothing like a wors roll for breakfast!!

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter


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Morning all, sheesh, look at this place, and what is that smell?.....
I propose we all sign this agreement not to have food fights.
>>waving hastily reworded peace accord at the assembled revellersI will be sending UN shot inspectors to this area very soon, if they find any trace of unauthorised tequila, the Americans and us Brits will be down on you like a case of beer. So behave....

This will be a good day, I see the sunshine of unity shining through the clouds of disparity....recent Chinese proverb.;)

Coffee time.

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He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson

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And now? Why is everyone so quiet?

Probably the cleaning up. And another thing, everybody stop looking at that haggis NacMac threw. Somebody just clean it up, please :P.

Or could it be that everyone is watching Michelle leave? Hmm, Blue - didn't know you were that way inclined :)


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Damnit damnit damnit, I missed Michele, and I heard she was loking hot in her new lingerie too....ho humm, sulk, sulk, pout...
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He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson

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no no I was hiding under the pile of mashed potatoes - I'm in no mood for tirades today. Best I hide, better than giving the finger and getting fired - I need money!

On a happy note ..... >
Just spoke to our DZO, they are working on the plane today, tomorrow morning first thing a 2 hr test flight, and then ops as normal ... yaaaaaaaaaaay! I think I am going to sleep in the hanger, get kitted up, and become a stowaway when they do the test flight. THat way I'll be the first (beer!) student to jump in seven long weeks!B|



Kerry

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Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess, happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said, "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young Prince that I am. And then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my Mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

That night, on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought, "I don't fucking think so."


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And now? Why is everyone so quiet?

Probably the cleaning up. And another thing, everybody stop looking at that haggis NacMac threw. Somebody just clean it up, please :P.

It's not a haggis......it's the remains of the exploding cow!


I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter


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Mickey was in a bar having a drink, and the barmaid was one sexy looking lady! He slapped a ten spot on the table and said, "I bet I can keep an eye on this drink while I go to the bathroom."


She knew the bathroom was around the corner so she accepted the bet.


Mickey took his glass eye out, placed it beside the drink and went to the bathroom.


"Betcha I can bite my own ear," Mickey challenged the barmaid on his return.


The bet was accepted.


Mickey then took out his false teeth and nipped his ear. Once more he scooped up the money.


"Okay," he said, "I'll give you a chance to win your money back. I bet I can make


love to you so tenderly you won't feel a thing."


Now that was one thing the barmaid definitely knew about, so she accepted the bet.


Mickey lifted her skirt and away they went.


"I can feel you." she giggled.


"Oh well," he said, "You win some, you lose some!!"


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