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Mine are (some have my own personal modification):

1. You don't know what you have until it's gone, AND THEN IT'S TOO LATE..

2. Small world.

3. Neither a lender nor borrower thou shall be (William Shakespeare)

4. Nothing is ever a coincidence

5. No matter what your situation, you always have a choice.

6. Networking is the key to success.

7. It is never our place to judge.

8. Be open-minded.

9. Do unto others as you would have done to you.

10. Never trust a person who is mean to animals.

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Worrying doesn't help solve the problem. Worry today and the problem is still there tomorrow.

Life is short. Enjoy today!

Don't eat yellow snow.

If you don't want to get bit, don't pull the dogs tail!

A friend is someone who will stand beside you even after you have pissed them off!

Blue skies,

Jim

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"If you can keep your head while all around are losing theirs... You haven't a feckin' clue what's going on"

"He who laughs last didn't get the joke"

"Proper Preparation and Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance"

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

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Never make an enemy when you can make a friend; never talk when you can listen; never risk venture capital on a limited partnership without a feduciary prospectus.

He who quits and runs away lives to quit another day.

The carpet and the drapes should match.
Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

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You can't get to where you want to be from where you'd like to be; you can only get there from where you ARE.
Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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1--"If you want your prayers answered, get off your knees and get to work!"
( I'm sure this my bother some of our more religious jumpers but this is one of MY mottos.)

2--"if you dont like it ,fix it. Complianing wont get anything accomplished."

3-- show me your tits! (hahaha)
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Ha ha ha....cool, cause' my eyebrows/lashes match the drapes. I'm in, I'm in! Yey!

Ha ha ha ha. I wear mascara though. I don't mind having blonde eyebrows, but I like to darken my eyelashes. Even when I go w/out makeup, I still wear mascara. I guess BillVon might say i have low self-esteem...ha ha ha;-)...Just kidding, Bill. But yea, I never go w/out mascara. But hey, if that's the only thing I would change about myself, I think I'm alright;-).

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I don't mind having blonde eyebrows, but I like to darken my eyelashes. Even when I go w/out makeup, I still wear mascara. I guess BillVon might say i have low self-esteem...ha ha ha;-)...Just kidding, Bill. But yea, I never go w/out mascara. But hey, if that's the only thing I would change about myself, I think I'm alright;-).



"blonde eyebrows" mmm... (took care of that for ya.)

Anybody that correlates wearing makeup to low self-esteem is a weenie. Would they say "No makeup and don't brush your teeth either. Yeah, and no bath is ok."? You've just got a better standard of you. I like it. I appreciate it. Even at the dz.

I've heard guys say "I don't fix myself up, wear fancy clothes..." The first girl that those guys look at is the woman who takes the time and smells great. (Secret note to guys - The gals appreciate a little reciprocity.)

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keep your area clean. (can be taken a number of ways.)

a wise monkey is a monkey who doesn't monkey with another monkey's monkey.

a superior skydiver is one who uses his superior intelligence to keep himself/herself out of situations that would require them to use their superior skills.

;)

"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart."
MB4252 TDS699
killing threads since 2001

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