PLFXpert 0 #1 November 1, 2002 I know you sausages have names for your oscar meyers...what are they? My fave names for myself are: My na-nas and Ms. Virginia. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #2 November 1, 2002 BIG JIM AND THE TWINS! Blue veined meat roll. thererare a million names for it. but I dont generally name mine! My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #3 November 1, 2002 I know that this is just going to flabbergast some people but I generally call my penis "my penis." I don't generally talk to it, so I don't see any need for it to have a proper name. "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #4 November 1, 2002 Quote I know that this is just going to flabbergast some people but I generally call my penis "my penis." Me too. Just to clarify, I call my penis "my penis". I'm not saying that I call Scott's penis "my penis". Got it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 November 1, 2002 Quote I don't generally talk to it, so I don't see any need for it to have a proper name. Huh? How do you get the big decisions made? I know who does most of my thinking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #6 November 1, 2002 Yea, I think men definitely ask, "Penis, what do you think?" before ever making a big decision. I generally give men time to consult their sausage before ever answering my questions. As for Joe...geez, I call my Grandpa Big Jim. That's just sick. Ha ha ha;-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #7 November 1, 2002 Quote Yea, I think men definitely ask, "Penis, what do you think?" before ever making a big decision. I generally give men time to consult their sausage before ever answering my questions. I think it's a good thing that you only ask men the important question. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #8 November 1, 2002 Mine is Geppeto! My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #9 November 1, 2002 Quote Mine is Geppeto! is that because you're walking wood(funny if you know some americans call it wood!) or b/c you wish you were like a boyMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #10 November 1, 2002 Does it get longer when you tell a lie pinnochio?;-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #11 November 1, 2002 Nah, if the question is important, I usually ask a woman, as they tend to think with their minds and not their virginias. Usually, "the" question doesn't have to be asked of men...it's a given...the answer is hell yea, of course;-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 November 1, 2002 Quote Nah, if the question is important, I usually ask a woman, as they tend to think with their minds and not their virginias. Usually, "the" question doesn't have to be asked of men...it's a given...the answer is hell yea, of course;-) Don't understand. What other "important" questions are there? Asking "the" question guides you down the road to happiness. I am only concerned with your happiness. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #13 November 1, 2002 That was REALLY funny. It's so nice to know their are concerned gentlemen out there, like yourself Bill. ;-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaz 0 #14 November 1, 2002 My ex named my *parts* juan and co. kinda strange, but i like it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #15 November 1, 2002 "Dear Penis, I don't think I love you anymore..." Anyone hear that song before?Yeah, I don't have a proper name for my penis, either...maybe if it was 16" long and 8" in diameter, maybe... --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SatchFan 0 #16 November 1, 2002 KONG! Nuff said. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MGSkyFlyer 0 #17 November 1, 2002 the twins, thelma and louise Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #18 November 1, 2002 "Yeah, I don't have a proper name for my penis, either...maybe if it was 16" long and 8" in diameter, maybe... " Theres no way I would cut my "meat and two veg" down to that size... -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #19 November 1, 2002 Riiiight...damn Scottish..."He stumbled off into grass to sleep beside the street...i wonder if its true what they don't wear beneith the kilt..." I'm sure you know the song and the rest of the verse... --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #20 November 1, 2002 Quote Quote Mine is Geppeto! is that because you're walking wood(funny if you know some americans call it wood!) It was acctually named by the ex... Geppeto... I forget the exact reference but it did have something to do with crafting with wood! LOL Quote or b/c you wish you were like a boy This is just not healthy! Ewww! My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #21 November 1, 2002 Juan and co...hmmmm.....I like: Twig and berries Dr. Dooley (time to operate, Dr. Dooley, what is your diagnosis?) Captain Courageous Magellen (exploring the Southern tip of the pennisula) There are so many... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #22 November 1, 2002 I believe a nickname is something you shouldn't give yourself. It has to be kind of "earned" through some special event. Therefore, I have to sift among the names that ladies have given it. The most often mentioned. So far, the winning entry is "The Penis God". You've got to go with public opinion, I believe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirTime 0 #23 November 1, 2002 Quote "Dear Penis, I don't think I love you anymore..." Anyone hear that song before? Yeah, great song! I used to have a wav file of it, but lost it somehow. The Paranoids are after me! The Paranoids are after me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #24 November 1, 2002 QuoteI believe a nickname is something you shouldn't give yourself. It has to be kind of "earned" through some special event. Therefore, I have to sift among the names that ladies have given it. The most often mentioned. So far, the winning entry is "The Penis God". You've got to go with public opinion, I believe. I got the nickname that still sticks around there are a few here who have heard it but I totally agree with you. I dont go around trying to get a nickname or giving myself one either! its wierdMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #25 November 1, 2002 Pretty basic: the girls and my hooch.Why does it embarrass me when you say "virginia" in place of "VAGINA?" Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
