Viking 0 #1 November 2, 2002 This is a buisness card i found when cleaning up my room. I think i was a Man Whore in a former life!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fastmartin2002 0 #2 November 2, 2002 doesn't make u a bad person! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #3 November 2, 2002 And people wonder why there's a "Women Only" forum.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #4 November 2, 2002 hey paul did the background on your avatar get darker when i wasn't looking?I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phatcat 0 #5 November 2, 2002 What the hell is a "Womb Stretch"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skitzo 0 #6 November 2, 2002 The first one did make me laugh- "How do you keep your feet on the ground when you know you were born to fly?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessefs 0 #7 November 2, 2002 Wow, they're even charging for the lube....what's this world coming to?? <* Spread the Love! *> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoby 0 #8 November 2, 2002 I'm surprised that no one has said, "oh, you found my card" yet. I would, but I generally charge more than that for my manwhore services. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fool 0 #9 November 2, 2002 no doubt...If you can't find natural lube, you're doing it wrong I think... S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #10 November 2, 2002 Quote What the hell is a "Womb Stretch"? Josh, I'm sorry to hear that you have to ask!viking are you sure you were a man whore in your former life? I think this is from the service you tried to hire while you were in THIS life!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #11 November 2, 2002 Quote viking are you sure you were a man whore in your former life? I think this is from the service you tried to hire while you were in THIS life! yes very sureI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverchick 0 #12 November 2, 2002 Your prices are very cheap...obviously you either work int the getto or are not very good at what you do. Mother Hen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #13 November 3, 2002 (ladies man) yes, I slept with some well skanks(ladies man)My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
