jfields 0 #1 October 31, 2002 I just thought I would formally announce that my productivity at work has reached an all-time low. Anyone else? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SatchFan 0 #2 October 31, 2002 Mine too. Crazy thing is we just had lay offs and the most productive people were walked out. Go figure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lummy 4 #3 October 31, 2002 Ahhhh I see the problem here.... ya see, you've set standards that are WAY too high. IF you set your expections to do absolutely NOTHING all day, you will never dissapoint yourself. AND best of all, if you DO ACTUALLY something, then your productivity actually shoots up!!! It's all about that glass being half full!!I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skygal3 0 #4 October 31, 2002 yep. same here. 100% all time low...damn it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sonic 0 #5 October 31, 2002 QuoteIt's all about that glass being half full!! It's not about the glass being half full or half empty, it's about the glass being twice as big as it needs to be----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BikerBabe 0 #6 October 31, 2002 Quote It's not about the glass being half full or half empty, it's about the glass being twice as big as it needs to be You're an engineer, aren't you? Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sonic 0 #7 October 31, 2002 I study computer systems with networks, so sort of ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sassy 0 #8 October 31, 2002 Between DZ.com and divorce my productivity is in the negative numbers. But I appreciate the daily entertainment. Ok..I edited this to say sorry. I'm having a major pity party today and being way too negative. Just ignore me. Sassy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wmw999 2,498 #9 October 31, 2002 QuoteIt's not about the glass being half full or half empty, it's about the glass being twice as big as it needs to be I think it's more about pouring too much water into the wrong glass. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #10 October 31, 2002 I'm having a very productive day. I deleted over 23,000 emails this morning. This afternoon I plan to wade through my (paper) inbox and delete whatever I can! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #11 October 31, 2002 Quote Between DZ.com and divorce my productivity is in the negative numbers. Sassy DZ.com is a toughie, but a little boinkage will take your mind off the divorce 1-2-3, lambchop. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jfields 0 #12 October 31, 2002 Quote I think it's more about pouring too much water into the wrong glass. Actually, I think it is about the glass being empty because you forgot you drank it all after drinking too many glasses before that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jfields 0 #13 October 31, 2002 Quote lambchop Run quick, before Clay finds you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jlmiracle 7 #14 October 31, 2002 me too. and I got my year-end review which mentioned by "bad attitude" towards the salemen. Most of them are dickheads and contribute to my bad attitude. judy If you're up here, who's running hell?Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sassy 0 #15 October 31, 2002 Yeah...I'm sure it would be just what the doctor orderedSassy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #16 October 31, 2002 I've been working 10 and 12 hour days for weeks. I drank too much last night, didn't sleep much, and today I'm a zombie. I have effectively and politely answered my phone several times. I even started doing my staff's reviews. I want to go home and trick or treat with my girls. They have princess costumes. With wigs. They are very cute. Wings has finished my rig, but PD hasn't finished my freaking Spectre. I will be a more productive video flyer with two rigs. I've got that going for me anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zennie 0 #17 October 31, 2002 Quote I'm having a major pity party today and being way too negative. Just ignore me. Ooo! Can I crash it? I'll bring the margarita machine. - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gemini 0 #18 October 31, 2002 Come on Zen! Snap out of it before I come over there and kick your A$%. Are we gona' have to drag you into a club and have women jump on you or what? There's lot'sa fish in the sea... Blue skies, Jim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sassy 0 #19 October 31, 2002 Hell yeah!!!! Bring it onSassy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zennie 0 #20 October 31, 2002 Quote Come on Zen! Snap out of it before I come over there and kick your A$%. Are we gona' have to drag you into a club and have women jump on you or what? There's lot'sa fish in the sea... LOL! Actually I've been feeling better than I have in a long time. The divorce being finalized was a big weight off my shoulders. And I'm enjoying the freedom of singledom. I just wanted an excuse to drink buckets of margaritas. - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #21 October 31, 2002 Quote Yeah...I'm sure it would be just what the doctor orderedSassy You can call me doctor. I have a white coat. What seems to be the problem little girl? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sassy 0 #22 October 31, 2002 Doctor, it appears you have already figured out the problem. What is the cure? Sassy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Enrique 0 #23 October 31, 2002 Does answering a client's phone call count as being productive? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #24 October 31, 2002 Quote a little boinkage will take your mind off the divorce 1-2-3, lambchop Hmmm....I never expected the words "Boinkage" and "Lambchop" to be used in the same sentence on this site. I'm shocked..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #25 October 31, 2002 Quote Doctor, it appears you have already figured out the problem. What is the cure? Sassy Well, to be absolutely certain would require a thorough examination followed by the proper medications and plenty of bed rest. How about a pitcher of margaritas at a condo on the beach? That's where I do my best "work". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. 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SatchFan 0 #2 October 31, 2002 Mine too. Crazy thing is we just had lay offs and the most productive people were walked out. Go figure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #3 October 31, 2002 Ahhhh I see the problem here.... ya see, you've set standards that are WAY too high. IF you set your expections to do absolutely NOTHING all day, you will never dissapoint yourself. AND best of all, if you DO ACTUALLY something, then your productivity actually shoots up!!! It's all about that glass being half full!!I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #4 October 31, 2002 yep. same here. 100% all time low...damn it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sonic 0 #5 October 31, 2002 QuoteIt's all about that glass being half full!! It's not about the glass being half full or half empty, it's about the glass being twice as big as it needs to be----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BikerBabe 0 #6 October 31, 2002 Quote It's not about the glass being half full or half empty, it's about the glass being twice as big as it needs to be You're an engineer, aren't you? Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sonic 0 #7 October 31, 2002 I study computer systems with networks, so sort of ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sassy 0 #8 October 31, 2002 Between DZ.com and divorce my productivity is in the negative numbers. But I appreciate the daily entertainment. Ok..I edited this to say sorry. I'm having a major pity party today and being way too negative. Just ignore me. Sassy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,498 #9 October 31, 2002 QuoteIt's not about the glass being half full or half empty, it's about the glass being twice as big as it needs to be I think it's more about pouring too much water into the wrong glass. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #10 October 31, 2002 I'm having a very productive day. I deleted over 23,000 emails this morning. This afternoon I plan to wade through my (paper) inbox and delete whatever I can! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 October 31, 2002 Quote Between DZ.com and divorce my productivity is in the negative numbers. Sassy DZ.com is a toughie, but a little boinkage will take your mind off the divorce 1-2-3, lambchop. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #12 October 31, 2002 Quote I think it's more about pouring too much water into the wrong glass. Actually, I think it is about the glass being empty because you forgot you drank it all after drinking too many glasses before that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #13 October 31, 2002 Quote lambchop Run quick, before Clay finds you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlmiracle 7 #14 October 31, 2002 me too. and I got my year-end review which mentioned by "bad attitude" towards the salemen. Most of them are dickheads and contribute to my bad attitude. judy If you're up here, who's running hell?Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sassy 0 #15 October 31, 2002 Yeah...I'm sure it would be just what the doctor orderedSassy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #16 October 31, 2002 I've been working 10 and 12 hour days for weeks. I drank too much last night, didn't sleep much, and today I'm a zombie. I have effectively and politely answered my phone several times. I even started doing my staff's reviews. I want to go home and trick or treat with my girls. They have princess costumes. With wigs. They are very cute. Wings has finished my rig, but PD hasn't finished my freaking Spectre. I will be a more productive video flyer with two rigs. I've got that going for me anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #17 October 31, 2002 Quote I'm having a major pity party today and being way too negative. Just ignore me. Ooo! Can I crash it? I'll bring the margarita machine. - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gemini 0 #18 October 31, 2002 Come on Zen! Snap out of it before I come over there and kick your A$%. Are we gona' have to drag you into a club and have women jump on you or what? There's lot'sa fish in the sea... Blue skies, Jim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sassy 0 #19 October 31, 2002 Hell yeah!!!! Bring it onSassy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #20 October 31, 2002 Quote Come on Zen! Snap out of it before I come over there and kick your A$%. Are we gona' have to drag you into a club and have women jump on you or what? There's lot'sa fish in the sea... LOL! Actually I've been feeling better than I have in a long time. The divorce being finalized was a big weight off my shoulders. And I'm enjoying the freedom of singledom. I just wanted an excuse to drink buckets of margaritas. - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #21 October 31, 2002 Quote Yeah...I'm sure it would be just what the doctor orderedSassy You can call me doctor. I have a white coat. What seems to be the problem little girl? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sassy 0 #22 October 31, 2002 Doctor, it appears you have already figured out the problem. What is the cure? Sassy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enrique 0 #23 October 31, 2002 Does answering a client's phone call count as being productive? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #24 October 31, 2002 Quote a little boinkage will take your mind off the divorce 1-2-3, lambchop Hmmm....I never expected the words "Boinkage" and "Lambchop" to be used in the same sentence on this site. I'm shocked..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #25 October 31, 2002 Quote Doctor, it appears you have already figured out the problem. What is the cure? Sassy Well, to be absolutely certain would require a thorough examination followed by the proper medications and plenty of bed rest. How about a pitcher of margaritas at a condo on the beach? That's where I do my best "work". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
