NeoScience Institute Employment Prequalification Exam

[hohonukai 0]

meh, I am fairly mad.

http://www.necrobones.com/neosci/madscitest.html

Given 69% out of 100, here are the results:

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You're on your way to becoming a mad scientist. But to be truly successful at it, you'll need to be on your toes. There will certainly be many who will be opposed to you, including other mad scientists, government agencies, and vigilanties that will try to vanquish you in the name of justice and ethics. You may have what it takes to survive, but only your inventions and discoveries will stand as proof of your abilities.

[Slappie 9]

Your Mad Science Test Results


(Score: 81 out of 100)
81%



Quite Insane!




You are definitely a mad scientist. People fear you, your minions are loyal (all the ones that still exist anyway), and your devices are numerous and effective. Your efforts to take over the world may or may not come to fruition, since you still have to spend inordinate amounts of time dealing with those pesky rival scientists, the authorities, and numerous annoying do-gooders. You've been deemed a hazard to society, but so far you seem to be keeping your head above water.

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[JeffGordon 0]

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(Score: 80 out of 100)
Quite Insane!
You are definitely a mad scientist. People fear you, your minions are loyal (all the ones that still exist anyway), and your devices are numerous and effective. Your efforts to take over the world may or may not come to fruition, since you still have to spend inordinate amounts of time dealing with those pesky rival scientists, the authorities, and numerous annoying do-gooders. You've been deemed a hazard to society, but so far you seem to be keeping your head above water.

[Sebazz1 2]

(Score: 12 out of 100) 12%

Mundane, Average, Boring

You're a very normal person, unfortunately. Your employment options within the realm of mad science are limited and few, since you don't have any aspirations for greatness, little flair for the dramatic, and limited scientific background (not -mad- science, anyway). Your career paths are limited mostly to being a lab rat, a test subject, or a guinea pig. With a stroke of luck, you could function as a lab assistant, if the proper mind-control devices are implanted into you first.

Damn I am boring....

[billvon 2,989]

>If you were pulled over by a police officer and he searched the trunk
>of your car, what would he be likely to find?

I was once pulled over in Massachusetts on the way back to school, adn the trooper was looking in the back of my fashionable Datsun 610 station wagon.

"What you got back there, sir?" he asked.

"Oh, stuff for school."

"Where do you go to school?" he asked.

"MIT."

"Oh. You don't have any nuclear weapons or lasers back there, do you?" he said and laughed. Ironically I had an argon laser back in the mess . . .

[airgord 1]

Mad Scientist/cameraflyer, I'll take that!! 90%

[hohonukai 0]

billvon, you mean something similar to this? The first pic on the page.

http://www.netcomuk.co.uk/~wwl/argonlaser.html

And the question that finally got me to laugh out loud was this:

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What is your idea of gardening?
-Flowers.
-Genetically engineered plants.
-A hedge maze.
-Bizarre mutant alien man-eating plants.
-A hedge maze made of bizarre mutant alien man-eating plants

[billvon 2,989]

>billvon, you mean something similar to this?

Mine looked something like that, but was a bit simpler. The only one I have left that works is a 10mw HeNe.

[n2skdvn 0]

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(Score: 97 out of 100)
97%



A True Mad Scientist!




You are a true mad scientist! Your name strikes fear in the masses, and even small furry animals scurry away from your presence. Your vast collection of monsters and/or robots is a force to be reckoned with, and your experiments have proven quite fruitful. It's only a matter of time before the world kneels before you. Congratulations!

damn im good!!!!

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
my site

[prepheckt 0]

Me too.....hahaha..all will bow before me

(Score: 97 out of 100)
97%



A True Mad Scientist!




You are a true mad scientist! Your name strikes fear in the masses, and even small furry animals scurry away from your presence. Your vast collection of monsters and/or robots is a force to be reckoned with, and your experiments have proven quite fruitful. It's only a matter of time before the world kneels before you. Congratulations!

"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet."
-9 toes

[jraf 0]

(Score: 85 out of 100)
85%
Quite Insane!


[font "arial"]You are definitely a mad scientist. People fear you, your minions are loyal (all the ones that still exist anyway), and your devices are numerous and effective. Your efforts to take over the world may or may not come to fruition, since you still have to spend inordinate amounts of time dealing with those pesky rival scientists, the authorities, and numerous annoying do-gooders. You've been deemed a hazard to society, but so far you seem to be keeping your head above water. [/font]
[font "Arial"][size 4][/size][/font]
[font "Arial"][size 4]This is your master speaking: Humans you shall obey me. You shall support me in world domination. You will be my slaves and your females will show me their boobies. All Norwegian lesbians will be singing for me and feeding me grapes. Where is my three legged dog?[/size][/font]
[font "Arial"][size 4]Humans I love you! Beware![/size][/font]

jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
Muff #3275

[ChileRelleno 0]

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(Score: 100 out of 100)
100%



A True Mad Scientist!




You are a true mad scientist! Your name strikes fear in the masses, and even small furry animals scurry away from your presence. Your vast collection of monsters and/or robots is a force to be reckoned with, and your experiments have proven quite fruitful. It's only a matter of time before the world kneels before you. Congratulations!

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