megscott73 0 #1 October 29, 2002 Why can't ghosts have babies? Because they have hollow weenies.======================= "What I want is what I've not got ,but what I need is all around me"-DMB Meghan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #2 October 29, 2002 The dean of women, addressing her charges, concluded, "And remember, young ladies, you represent not only your own honor but that of the school. When approached by young men, ask yourself if an hour's pleasure worth a lifetime of disgrace? Now, are there any questions?" A young lady raised her hand instantly and said, "Tell me, how do you make it last an hour?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skitzo 0 #3 October 29, 2002 Q: Why was the witch happy? A. Because the ghost was a gobblin. - "How do you keep your feet on the ground when you know you were born to fly?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
