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Jessica

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Oh... Carrie you missed this one... he has one "Parachuting Buddy" this person lives a bit away from us but is visiting frequently lately ;)

And if Wildblue or Cajones looks at me like that I'll dump either of them while HD so fast they won't know what hit them.... lol

Besides I think Cajones is doing some jumping of his own today...

Yesterday is history
And tomorrow is a mystery

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On a related note, he's been asking me for the contact info of my GHB distributor.



YEESSSS!!!

See....I f***in KNEW Eric was much too discriminating to get involved with you without some kind of chemical coercion on your part. Like any drug, I'm sure that it can be harmful in large and repeated dosages....please be careful concerning the amounts of it you're sneaking into his system.

It's been really blah around here....working like a dog to get caught up from my trip. But now, Seth's ranking you out again, you're lamely attempting to find witty comebacks.....just like old times. Now if Lisa and her "world-record-holder" ego would come in and make her normal weak effort to defend you, the equilibrium of the world as it revolves around me would be returned to normalcy.

And I too would recommend a trip to your local Wal-Mart......they're called "multi-outlet" plugs. If you can't figure it out, ask one of the teenage or octogenarian clerks to explain how they work. They will most likely secretly pity you, but hey....it's their job to provide assistance. :|


Don
IHJ#2

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That was so lame, I'm demoting you. You're now IHJ#18.



Don's response almost had me in tears I was laughing so hard.

Yours... well... yours had me in tears because I'm truely sad for Erk.
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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Yours... well... yours had me in tears because I'm truely sad for Erk.



Or maybe it had you in tears because you're a pansy-assed girly-man.

I'm "truely" sad for Erk, too. Pretending to like you really wears him down.
Skydiving is for cool people only

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.. what I meant was, I take back all the mean things I've said, because they weren't nearly mean enough, and I wish I could repeat them all with more zeal. And I'd just buy you the plane tickets (with Erk's credit card) so I could say these things to your face, and see the pain I cause first hand.
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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Also my bird just crapped on me.



Keep your lesbian weirdo fetish love-life private please! >:(


C'mon buddy...you know you like it!!

Aint that why you sitting there with your cam helmet on? B|

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter


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