goose491 0 #26 October 24, 2002 Quote OK - just gingerly plopped a sweet maraschino cherry on each dallop on each erect nipple! A balancing act?... Cool! My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #27 October 24, 2002 Oh, I thought "he" was! Didn't he just pop up for a visit? Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #28 October 24, 2002 And check it out! I made 'old hand'... [VoiceInHead1] Funny, Neither of my hands look a day over 21! I think I'll continue dating them. [VoiceInHead1] heheee My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #29 October 24, 2002 compared to where? I have no idea. Calhan does have alot of cactus if you land out, been dragged through it twice. . It sucks. Ask Wingnut "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coho21 0 #30 October 24, 2002 Ehm, well, ah...Now you're just ruining my innocence.Would you like some chocolate with those cherries? innocence running out the door, "SEE YA!!" J YSD#0009 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #31 October 24, 2002 Anything else will make these cherries topple! Only way they are getting covered in chocolate is if you pour some hersheys in your mouth first!Good God. I am turning into a phone sex operator. Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coho21 0 #32 October 24, 2002 Quote Good God. I am turning into a phone sex operator. ROFLMAO....J YSD#0009 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #33 October 24, 2002 QuoteGood God. I am turning into a phone sex operator. However you earn your jump tickets . . . it's all good.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #34 October 24, 2002 Ya know..... there's good money in it and I can work from home. Not to mention the bonus off being able to have a little fun myself. Gives new meaning to "getting off" work! Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sonic 0 #35 October 25, 2002 There was recently a phone sex worker who sued her boss cos she got RSI becuase her boss made her .................... all day ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #36 October 25, 2002 I would just wish to have retained my knoweldge of what I know now but, be---18 again/1st year pre-Med.(That includes remembering all winning lottery numbers _______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #37 October 25, 2002 You too?!?!?!? I also wish I had gone to med school. After the cool miracle my doc worked on my leg this year I want so badly to be an orthopaedic surgeon. I still haven't completely ruled it out yet. Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trilete312 0 #38 October 25, 2002 But it would be worth it. **Thoughts of whipped cream dancing through head**----------- Ready, Set, Gooooooo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #39 October 25, 2002 yep, I was supposed to go to Philadelphia College of Osteopathic Medicine with a goal to become an Orthopedic surgeon (All Dad's side of my family were Police/Cheifs,etc and Mom's side -Doctors & Stock brokers). A peptic ulcer from stressing out had changed my plans. If it were not for Bobsled & Skeleton in my life back then, I would have given up on a lot more. I do NOT miss -30 weather though. Skydiving is my soul's companion now."I see a little Stiletto with a man, Scaremush, scaremush..will you jump my Fandango!!" _______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #40 October 25, 2002 more wishes just like everyone else if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookeskydiver 0 #41 October 25, 2002 1) my own Dz 2) britney spears naked in my bed 3) britney spears in my bed watching spaceballs 2: in search for more money PCSS # 1 Rookeskydiver "Its a Wonka Bar"....."Go ahead Charlie open it, lets see that golden ticket" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #42 October 25, 2002 Quote 1) my own Dz 2) britney spears naked in my bed, with Christina Aguillera, and Alyssa Milanno, sitting naked on either side, peeling grapes to feed me 3) britney spears in my bed watching spaceballs 2: in search for more money I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookeskydiver 0 #43 October 25, 2002 quartoze, we're definetly on the same page. PCSS # 1 Rookeskydiver "Its a Wonka Bar"....."Go ahead Charlie open it, lets see that golden ticket" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #44 October 25, 2002 Quote we're definetly on the same page nope, this page is not big enough for the both of us, get off of my cloud. Hey, HEY, Alyssa, get back in the bed, leave that rookie alone I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookeskydiver 0 #45 October 25, 2002 Quote Quote nope, this page is not big enough for the both of us, get off of my cloud. Hey, HEY, Alyssa, get back in the bed, leave that rookie alone Ya, rookie with a big D@$k PCSS # 1 Rookeskydiver "Its a Wonka Bar"....."Go ahead Charlie open it, lets see that golden ticket" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #46 October 25, 2002 Ya, rookie with a big D@$k not in your mouth I hope. hahahah!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fool 0 #47 October 25, 2002 Quote Quote Quote *** Quote FREE SKYDIVES FOREVER! AT MY DESTINED ALTITUDE Two things might happen. 1) double mal...forever becomes a very short time. 2) your "destined altitude," becomes 25 feet. Enough to femur, not enough to do any life threatening damage, so as soon as you heal, you have to do it again. Either way. Doesn't sound like too much fun. Here's to that never happening. yes but you forgot..I GOT MY GENIE LAID! Yes, and you've also got how many of your ex-girlfriends laid, and how did that work out? S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #48 October 25, 2002 Quote yes but you forgot..I GOT MY GENIE LAID! ----------------------------- Yes, and you've also got how many of your ex-girlfriends laid, and how did that work out? well after I got the restraining order everything worked out fine.( those crazy ladies wouldnt leave me alone!)My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #49 October 25, 2002 The setting: A cabaret in the 1930's. A director is auditioning different acts for a variety show. The next candidate walks in carrying a box & says to the director, "Watch this!" And he opens the box and a little one-foot tall man hops out, and runs over to the piano, hops up, and starts playing. He's amazing. He's playing Fats Waller, Gershwin, classical, and finally the director turns to the guy with the box and says, "He's incredible!! Where did you find him?" The guy with the box says, "Well, I was walking along the beach and I found an Arabian lamp. I rubbed it and a genie popped out and said he would grant me any wish I wanted." "Wait a minute," said the director, "He asked you for any wish in the world, and so you asked for a twelve-inch pianist?" "Uh, not exactly." Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fool 0 #50 October 25, 2002 A Russian man was working in the mine one day when he found a lamp. He rubs the lamp and (yep you guessed it) a genie comes out. "What the?" "I'm a genie comrade, but we have fallen on hard times, and I can only grant you one wish, not three." The man considers this for a short time and says, "Alright then, I wish instead of urine, to piss vodka. The best vodka I have ever drank." The genie grants the wish, and dissappears. The man goes home after work and tells his wife to go get two glasses from the kitchen. She is curious, but she does as he asks. The man proceeds to urinate in the glass, and his wife starts screaming. "Don't worry honey, taste it." He drinks some and finally convinces her to do the same, and indeed it is the best vodka either one of them have ever tasted. They drink this vodka all night long, until it's time for bed. The next day the same thing happens. He comes home from work, asks for two glasses, and they proceed to drink for the rest of the evening. This pattern carries on for the rest of the week. Friday rolls around, and after work the man goes home and says, "honey, bring me a glass from the kitchen." "only one?" she asks. "Yes, only one." he answers. she asks him to explain and he answers "Because tonight, you drink from the bottle." S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
