Craig 0 #26 October 25, 2002 Quote Quote I have a friend that pissed in someones fridge once. I guess they swore off drinking for about two years after that. guess he waited til the smell went away before he felt like drinking again HAHAHA! Ha, I don't know . He is a lightweight for sure! I was rather disappointed at myself this past years New Years party that I passed out on the kitchen table and everyone thought I died or something and people were helping him make it safely outside to puke several times...LMFAO still can't believe I missed that. Oh the party was thrown by the same peoples who the refrigerator incident happened to Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fool 0 #27 October 25, 2002 I find it kind of odd that 90% of all of these stories begin with the classic "my friend..." hehehe Just to add to the pile. My friend Jerry was at his ex-gf's place drinking with some of his friends and decided it would be a really good idea to piss on her cat. Yes, on her cat. needless to say it didn't go over to well when she pet the cat and figured out why her cat, and her hand, were wet. Thanks for reminding me of that, I'd forgotten all about it. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #28 October 25, 2002 heheh... She had a wet...nevermind.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #29 October 25, 2002 True Story - I had a keg party at my house. Everyone of course got plastered and ended up passing out. My buddy Justin woke up middle of the night and had to go pee. I guess he couldnt find the bathroom, because he ended up walking into a room where my friends Chris and Lindsat were sleeping. Somehow he found Lindsay's purse and pee'd into it. Another time, after a night of heavy drinking I came home and passed out. I woke up middle of the night having to go to the restroom badly. I guess I was half asleep, but I ended up pissing on my desk.7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #30 October 25, 2002 hehehehe My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fool 0 #31 October 25, 2002 a russian man was working in a mine. While working one day he happens upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp, and you guessed it, a genie pops out. THe genie says, "Good afternoon comrade, we have fallen upon hard times and so I can only grant you one wish, not the usual three." The man gives this some thought, and says, "well, I wish I could piss Vodka. The best Vodka in the world." The genie grants the wish and dissappears. The man gets home and instructs his wife to go to the cupboard and get two glasses. She is curious, but does as he wishes. The man proceeds to fill both glasses with his own urine while his wife is now very concerned. He says, "trust me, drink from the glass, as I do." They both drink, and agree that it is indeed the best vodka they have ever had. They drink the vodka all night. The next day after a hard days work the man comes home, "Honey, get two glasses from the cupboard, and we will drink again." She knowingly complies, and once again they drink the best vodka they have tasted. Friday rolls around and the man comes home from work, "Honey, get me a glass from the cupboard." The woman inquires, "only one?" "yes." "why is that?" "because," he says "tonight you drink from the bottle." S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #32 October 25, 2002 A bunch of friends had pitched tents at the dz. Party that night. Woke up the next morning and told someone, "Hey, last night someone puked right outside my tent." "Uh...that was you." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHixxx 0 #33 October 25, 2002 When I was but a wee mrhixxx, I would sleepwalk into the bathroom and pee in the trashcan next to the toilet. I would also walk into my parents room and speak complete gibberish to them, then go back to bed... -MrHixxxdeath,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Craig 0 #34 October 25, 2002 Quote A bunch of friends had pitched tents at the dz. Party that night. Woke up the next morning and told someone, "Hey, last night someone puked right outside my tent." "Uh...that was you." Funny. At Rantoul this year one particular night the first weekend we had partied WAY to hard till 2a.m and I wanted to party more but knew I'd pay in the long run. I was happy I made it that long without getting sick considering we started at about 8 in the evening. I had to wake up way to early to get on a balloon lift (meet by swoop pond at 5:30a.m.). Needless to say 3 hours was not alot of sleep and sober up time at all. I climb out of the tent and feel like total sh!%, seen where someone had puked outside their tent and the stomach starts turning. A buddy gives me some Advil on the walk over to the balloon area that I gag on and spit out. I seriously thought I would lose it that morning but as the pilots started working their magic getting the balloons set up and firing the burners it was like instant sober up. Can't wait till next year to do it all over again! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #35 October 25, 2002 Saw a girl stick her head in a porta-john to puke. How sick do you have to be to put your head in one of those? How sick are you after you think about where you just put your head? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
