kevin922 0 #1 October 23, 2002 So as i'm watching Jimmy Fallon's music video for "Idiot Boyfriend" where he is basically conned into singing a crazy song in front of his girlfriend's family (ends up doing a humping gesture on grandma) i think - man i can almost see how i could get into a similar situation, having the parents of my girlfriend put me in an awkward spot and me wanting to look good for the girlfriend and their family so I end up doing something I wouldn't normally do -- so has anyone actually been put in this situation? do tell! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #2 October 23, 2002 My fiance (now EXfiance) wanted me to go skydiving. Since he was already skydiver, he wanted me to share his love of it too. You can obviouslly see where that got me! LOLIts cool though and I was all for it. Now I am part of an awsome sport and he is just an a$$hole! LOL "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevin922 0 #3 October 23, 2002 Quote My fiance (now EXfiance) wanted me to go skydiving. Since he was already skydiver, he wanted me to share his love of it too. You can obviouslly see where that got me! LOLIts cool though and I was all for it. Now I am part of an awsome sport and he is just an a$$hole! LOL Well at least it didnt get to the point of "my husband, now my ex husband" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #4 October 23, 2002 i threw 2 dozen kittens off of a bridge. I still am not allowed with in 500 ft of her! HAHAHA, this is a joke, we all know there are better ways to kill kittensMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TomAiello 26 #5 October 23, 2002 I once went stowed from 300 ft, on an object with a very bad landing area and no outs, to impress a girl. It worked, too. Girls are always getting us into trouble...-- Tom Aiello Tom@SnakeRiverBASE.com SnakeRiverBASE.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevin922 0 #6 October 23, 2002 Quote I once went stowed from 300 ft, on an object with a very bad landing area and no outs, to impress a girl. It worked, too. Girls are always getting us into trouble... Hoom.. did it go something like : "so you gonna catch me honey?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #7 October 23, 2002 I decided to shave my woolly mammoth to impress her and ended up cutting my nuts off...j/k~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Galen 0 #8 October 23, 2002 There is a chick band out called "Pretty Girls Make Graves" Respect the Dolphin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #9 October 23, 2002 Quotei threw 2 dozen kittens off of a bridge. I still am not allowed with in 500 ft of her! HAHAHA, this is a joke, we all know there are better ways to kill kittens You are the EPITOME OF EVIL! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #10 October 23, 2002 "Don't say, "I said I do." I said "I do". "That does it. I'm out of here."Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #11 October 23, 2002 QuoteQuotei threw 2 dozen kittens off of a bridge. I still am not allowed with in 500 ft of her! HAHAHA, this is a joke, we all know there are better ways to kill kittens You are the EPITOME OF EVIL! why does evryone keep telling me that?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hooknswoop 19 #12 October 23, 2002 Kittens are good, but try breaking a puppy's tail...."snap". They hate that.Hook Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #13 October 23, 2002 Quote Well at least it didnt get to the point of "my husband, now my ex husband" Aint that the truth! LOLI think I'll just marry my truck or my gear (when I get gear ) and say to hell with it! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #14 October 23, 2002 My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #15 October 23, 2002 jtval just shot a blank... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #16 October 23, 2002 still...Thats one kitten down My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #17 October 23, 2002 Quote jtval just shot a blank... LMAO!!! Oh wait! Aww crap it was addressed to me! LOL "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #18 October 23, 2002 I flew to the other side of the world for a woman...who ended up sleeping with 3 of my friends before it was all over with!! That was 5+ years of "not a lot of fun!"Other than that, I have tried singing "happy birthday" to my girlfriend at the time - in front of her whole CHOIR class....and I couldn't sing to save my life!!! I guess that would explain why she left me a short time later....Whatever - chicks are dumb!!Well, all those outside of present company!! skydiving chicks ROCK....just look at this past weekend's JFTC!!! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #19 October 23, 2002 Quote jtval just shot a blank... I love you Seb! I am shaking with laughter right now! Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fastmartin2002 0 #20 October 23, 2002 i financed a jeep in my name for her to drive and supposedly for her to pay for! i guess u know where that got me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevin922 0 #21 October 23, 2002 Quote i financed a jeep in my name for her to drive and supposedly for her to pay for! i guess u know where that got me. Woah! My EX needed 2500 bucks to get her jeep back, she was supposed to pay me back.. (this was when we were dating) still haven't seen any of that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #22 October 23, 2002 She would not believe that I was cool. To prove that, I learnt to skydive. Then I met a bunch of really cool people. Much cooler than my definition of cool. They taught me how to be cool just like them. I introduced her to my new and really cool friends. She thinks that we're all cooler than her Sears catalog whuffo friends. So now we live happily everafter. My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #23 October 23, 2002 SUCKER! My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magistr8 0 #24 October 23, 2002 When I was in High school and in band class I would write these "soothing" saxophone lyrics for her to listen to during warm up. That one worked like a charm and at the same time got me my credits in high school for my band major. I have also invited many a women out to various sporting events so they could see me having fun in my environment, and guess what? That worked too. It's all about confidence. You can do anything to impress anyone as long as you have confidence while you are doing it. "Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #25 October 23, 2002 Quotei threw 2 dozen kittens off of a bridge. I still am not allowed with in 500 ft of her! HAHAHA, this is a joke, we all know there are better ways to kill kittens I don't like you anymore. You're mean. Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
