christoofar 0 #76 October 17, 2002 Quote Quote I drink, but I don't drink enough to impare my ability to decide if i want some or not. Note to self - dating skills may not work here... Don't worry... you just wait until she feels alone and unloved... and THAT's when you zero in for the touchdown! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDolphin 0 #77 October 17, 2002 A bunch of girls at our DZ bring this up regularly. Some guys just get really whigged out over it. It's hilarious to watch. Plus I love causing trouble. Rhonda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #78 October 17, 2002 haven't you all ever heard that women should be treated with respect and put up on the pedestal where they belong? NO Neither have I BITCH get back in the kitchen where you belong I already told you once you want a second black eye. CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #79 October 17, 2002 "Don't worry... you just wait until she feels alone and unloved... and THAT's when you zero in for the touchdown! What??? After you've used her and cast her aside?? You cad, you bounder.Have you no regard for her feelings? Hey...thanks for the tip. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #80 October 17, 2002 Go with bald - after all you're doing this to please us right? Sometimes the ol' tongue gets a wee bit excited. I hate losing traction and ending up in fur city.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #81 October 17, 2002 Hey Chris, are you the guy that used to flame bonk for overposting in absm?namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #82 October 17, 2002 Quote Go with bald - after all you're doing this to please us right? Um, actually, I'm all about pleasing me! (note: the things that please me tend to please guys too) If you don't like my landing strip feel free to use another airport! I like the way my hooch looks with a little shading. Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #83 October 17, 2002 "Um, actually, I'm all about pleasing me! " Rule #1 - "When Mama's happy, everybody's happy." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #84 October 17, 2002 Yeah, see? Bill knows what I'm talkin' about!!!Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!! Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #85 October 17, 2002 Oh, I see - now you're being picky. Yesterday it was free parking and today it's a $5 lot. I'm all about pleasing you too - at least until morning. I can live with a grass strip - I just prefer a hard surface. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enrique 0 #86 October 17, 2002 Quote Christoofar! You sound as randy as me! Come on over and let's get it on! I need action! Don't dilly dally, do me! *** Sweetheart, I thought you and I were ... uh... serious! You told me the other day! Now you're "summoning" Chris.... not fair! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #87 October 17, 2002 The grass is short and well conditioned. You might enjoy rolling around in it! Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #88 October 17, 2002 Enrique, in case you haven't picked up on this yet.... I am SEVERELY oversexed and PAINFULLY underlayed. Whoever gets here first gets the BOOBIE prize! Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enrique 0 #89 October 17, 2002 Whoever gets here first gets the BOOBIE prize!*** [thinking]: ***where are my damn tennis shoes.... if I can't find a plane ticket I'll run all the way to Florida, it's only on the other side of THE COUNTRY!!!*** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #90 October 17, 2002 oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh, and you'll be all sweaty and slippery! I LIKE that! Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enrique 0 #91 October 17, 2002 Don't worry about the slippery part, I have a pretty pair of love-handles you can use to avoid falling off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gypsy 0 #92 October 18, 2002 Quote Don't worry... you just wait until she feels alone and unloved... and THAT's when you zero in for the touchdown! Sorry Christoofar that time doesn't come for me. Happythoughts ... haha, yeah, your dating skills suck! Homer .... in that case make it a no. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #93 October 18, 2002 Quote I was gonna ask this the other day but thought the subject a little too, um, rare for public forumn. But since you started it...... I'm currently sporting a lightly paved landing strip but saw a hot LITTLE triangle on a porn vid recently (also lightly paved). Which do the guys think is hotter? And don't say totally bald cause that ain't gonna happen. Been there and I feel all of 12 years old like that. Dove, how about a nice heart shape?Pic is not work safe.KrisSky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #94 October 18, 2002 YES! I like that a lot, in fact! BTW - be a dear and edit your post to say NOT WORK SAFE!A heart it is! Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #95 October 18, 2002 Quote YES! I like that a lot, in fact! BTW - be a dear and edit your post to say NOT WORK SAFE! Whoops! Fixed. Quote A heart it is! You do know that I will have to check the finished product for, umm, err, artistic intent and tactile response...Kris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
newshooter12 0 #96 October 18, 2002 heart/triangle... they both point you in the right direction. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #97 October 18, 2002 I'm a red head. I only shave the berries. Ken "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #98 October 18, 2002 Quote You do know that I will have to check the finished product for, umm, err, artistic intent and tactile response... Tactile response..... yer killin' me here! Hahahahahehehehe! Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #99 October 18, 2002 I have outstanding grooming standards. There are clippers in every bathroom in my house. I cannot stand a hairy snatch. Lewd, crude, and abusive; that's me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #100 October 19, 2002 ***I cannot stand a hairy snatch. Lewd, crude, and abusive; that's me. Same here . Pubic hair is evil . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
