moodyskydiver 0 #1 October 18, 2002 When I was in high school, we had a kinda funny tradition. The senoir class would each write an inspirational type "last will and testament" leaving their thoughts, advice and stuff to the underclassmen. (Things like "I hereby leave such-and-such a new girlfriend.To whats-his-name the ability to stay awake in biology.The band good luck at competition next year. The freshman class a little maturity. The up-coming seniors a great yr to 'rule the school'. " etc etc)Right before graduation all of the wills would be edited for "clean and appropriate behavior" and published in the school newspaper. It was kinda silly, but it was fun. I was just wondering, what kind of things we would say or "bequeath" to other jumpers and people around the sport (DZOs, pilots etc). I don't mean if someone really did pass away (God forbid!)..I'm just talking about as a kind of joke like leaving someone the ability to stand up a landing or not funnel a dive. What are your thoughts? What would you do? (yes I'm bored and this is totally stupid.I'm just killing time by post whoring.) "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #2 October 18, 2002 I'd leave 2 of the blokes at our dz men's clothes cos what they sometimes wear now ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 October 18, 2002 I'd leave my ability to drop ass (fart) in the jump plane. Other people's farts pale in comparison...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rgoper 0 #4 October 18, 2002 QuoteI'd leave my ability to drop ass (fart) in the jump plane. Other people's farts pale in comparison... you obviously haven't been in a jumpship with chris miller yet, that dude is rude! make a fella get out early and take a bad spot!--Richard-- "We Will Not Be Shaken By Thugs, And Terroist" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 October 18, 2002 I leave my bathing suits to the winter Brit visitors so they can leave the Speedos at home. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #6 October 18, 2002 Quote I leave my bathing suits to the winter Brit visitors so they can leave the Speedos at home. that BY FAR is the BEST idea i've heard since moving here. I think customs should remove speedos from their luggage as par tof increased security measures. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gypsy 0 #7 October 18, 2002 and it's completely TRUE! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #8 October 18, 2002 Quote I'd leave my ability to drop ass (fart) in the jump plane. Other people's farts pale in comparison... Well, I guess I'm glad that I have been lucky so far since I have not been "graced" with this particular experience on a jump run with you! LOL "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #9 October 18, 2002 I'd give Clay a pen full of tranquilized sheep so he can have his way with them. I'd also hook Viking up with a Hooker and tranquilize him so he can't run away. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #10 October 18, 2002 LMAO!! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpNFly 0 #11 October 18, 2002 i leave my ability to spank the hell out of people to AMber, hey someone needed the job The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #12 October 18, 2002 Quote i leave my ability to spank the hell out of people to AMber, hey someone needed the job **Drags out the whip and handcuffs**Thanks JumpNFly! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
