lauril 0 #1 October 18, 2002 Some Q & A's Q: What do Rice Krispies and Monica Lewinsky have in common? A: They both talk after being hit with a white milky substance. Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? A: To stop the snoring before it starts. Q: Know what the difference between in-laws and outlaws is? A: Outlaws are wanted! ------------------------------------------------ Smart Ass Remark ------------------------------------------------ An English professor told her students that there would be no excuse for not showing up for their final exam, except for serious injury, illness, or a death in the student's immediate family. A smartass jock in the back of the room asked, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" The entire class did its best to stifle their laughter. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled sympathetically at the student, shook her head, and sweetly said, "You can write with your other hand." ------------------------------------------------ Check out the George's book in this pic... (worksafe) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #2 October 18, 2002 Can any of you see the boat in the attached picture? This is annoying the shit out of me! The jpeg attached was sent to me by a mate. You have to try to find the boat in the picture. I guess cos they have better attention to detail they reckon women are better at this than men. Apparently women can find the boat in seconds. I have been searching for 16 minutes and thought I was nearly had it a couple of time but nae luck. Its really bugging me but I've spent enough time on it so if any of you find the boat let me where it is. (Semi work safe) ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #3 October 18, 2002 I see it now, it took a while, its right there underneath the twin Evinrudes -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #4 October 18, 2002 Quote I see it now, it took a while, its right there underneath the twin Evinrudes LMAO I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #5 October 18, 2002 Man ! Trying to find that boat was a stern challenge. I spent a hole hour taking a crack at it though. Water great test of observation it was. She can give me a bow job any time. (Whoops. That last bit was a typo. Sorry)Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeded 0 #6 October 18, 2002 Quote I see it now, it took a while, its right there underneath the twin Evinrudes Niiiiiiiiiice dropdeded------------------------------------------ The Dude Abides. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmcd308 0 #7 October 18, 2002 The picture of W is fake. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #8 October 18, 2002 HA HA!! Funny as hell! A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #9 October 18, 2002 That is a nice ass!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #10 October 18, 2002 Nice pic there Monkey. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
