dove 0 #26 October 16, 2002 Quote A leetle this, a leetle that...ummmm goood. I know what you meant to say is a LOTTA this and a LOTTA that, right? Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #27 October 16, 2002 Quote Quote A leetle this, a leetle that...ummmm goood. I know what you meant to say is a LOTTA this and a LOTTA that, right? Lotsa guys get confused by the screaming. They think it means "go faster". It just means "keep doing that". If you mean by "a LOTTA", me love you long time. Extra thick isn't a problem, is it? (Scares 'em at first. Like to give a warning. ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #28 October 16, 2002 Thick is goooooood! Me? I'm looking for a stack of tuna cans! Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #29 October 16, 2002 Quote Thick is goooooood! Me? I'm looking for a stack of tuna cans! Well...your choice. Note to self - Take cold shower, Dove not into size. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #30 October 16, 2002 Quote Thick is goooooood! Me? I'm looking for a stack of tuna cans! Forgot...I do have a vib that I made out of an old Thermos. Still keeps the chocolate hot too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #31 October 16, 2002 Ha! I DEFINITELY can't compete with tuna cans! I'm just looking for the tuna smell.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grega 0 #32 October 16, 2002 isn't bottle of beer better option, and you can drink BEER out of it ? "George just lucky i guess!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #33 October 16, 2002 Slow down there hoss! No cold showers! I said a STACK of tuna cans! A tall, wide stack! And yes, a beer can will do fine (make it a tall one!) Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #34 October 16, 2002 Quote No cold showers! I said a STACK of tuna cans! A tall, wide stack! note to self: dove + sudsyminiweinis = sex with warm glass of water *slosh* *slosh* *slosh* ok, anyone here into a stack of pencil erasers? a short, thin stack??? steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #35 October 16, 2002 Sudsy... I think I have some emails in my junkmail folder that were meant for you! Maybe you just need to be inspired?! Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #36 October 16, 2002 Quote Sudsy... I think I have some emails in my junkmail folder that were meant for you! Maybe you just need to be inspired?! oooooooohhhhhhhhh! click that forward button, girl! especially if they have anything to do with studded leather, sharpened piano wire, or gangrenous lesbian circus midgets! steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #37 October 16, 2002 Dunno how I got on the penis enlargement list....????? Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #38 October 16, 2002 Quote Dunno how I got on the penis enlargement list....????? oh *shamefully bowing head* steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdutch 0 #39 October 16, 2002 Quote Quote Vibrators should be outlawed. Not only should they not be outlawed, they should be worshiped! Mine are well loved. In fact, that reminds me they haven't been shown how loved they are since..... YESTERDAY! Porn and sex for lunch! Pickup!!!!! Quick! Somebody find that girl a MAN. She's way too cute to be wasting orgasms on battery powered appliances. As Adam Sandler says SHARE BABY. Ray Ray Small and fast what every girl dreams of! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdutch 0 #40 October 16, 2002 Isnt your collection Big enough. Why move to England. (Parody not to be taken seriously). Im sure Andi doesnt have that big of a Vibrator collection. But I did overhear her say something about a kickstart. He Hee Ray Ray Small and fast what every girl dreams of! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #41 October 16, 2002 Quote Dunno how I got on the penis enlargement list....????? maybe our mail got crossed... i keep getting bloussant spam! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #42 October 16, 2002 Hey wait a minute!!!!!! What are you saying! My girls may be small but they're perky and a hell of a lot of fun! And they don't get in the way of my chest strap! Now they are feeling neglected. I'll have to go "soothe" them now. Yeah, that's the hotness right there! Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #43 October 16, 2002 Rdutch - NO orgasm is a wasted orgasm. Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #44 October 16, 2002 ooops, meant to reply to dove, but replied to myself! doh! sorry, wasn't insinuating anything at all! just thought that at least there was a better chnace that a female might be interested in that particular product as opposed to a male. the same could be said in revers i suppose, unless they want to put the bug in the ear of the opposite sex so they would suggest it to their SO... hmmmmm.. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #45 October 16, 2002 Quote I just heard on "The View" that they are giving out free vibrators to women over there. I'm all over that deal! If you saw some of the women who drink around here you would not be so supprised -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weid14 0 #46 October 17, 2002 Do they have sushi as good as here in the UK? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #47 October 17, 2002 I don't know. They didn't talk about sushi, they only talked about vibrators. And, since I really didn't enjoy the sushi the other night, I'm not too worried about that. I'll stick to the fish and chips.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weid14 0 #48 October 17, 2002 Quote I don't know. They didn't talk about sushi, they only talked about vibrators. And, since I really didn't enjoy the sushi the other night, I'm not too worried about that. I'll stick to the fish and chips. fish and chips is nothing but fried sushi! you liked it come on admit it -- especially the company! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #49 October 17, 2002 Hmmm, free vibrators and now this Co-incidence? I think not.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #50 October 17, 2002 Them sheep won't know what hit em. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
