SudsyFist 0 #26 October 17, 2002 well, viking, with creativity and naughtiness seemingly SO SEVERELY LACKING in the women here at dropzone.com, i suppose we have no choice but to make a quick xmas stop in vegas on the way out to eloy... *sigh* (what a boring bunch of prudes! y'all could at least just play along... sheesh! ) steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #27 October 17, 2002 Not to mention he misspelled "their"... "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #28 October 17, 2002 One virgin male in a lifetime is enough. Count me out. Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #29 October 17, 2002 Viking..........darlin' I would take you into the den........but that would just ruin you for any other woman!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #30 October 17, 2002 OK...who's collecting the funds for "Vikings Vegas Vacation?" How much does "The Ranch" run these days? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #31 October 17, 2002 Poor Viking. Maybe you should introduce him to some sheep Clay. Those poor Vegas girls would kill him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #32 October 17, 2002 Quote Quote viking bay? the trolling is plenty and the crabbing is good! JT, maybe he should have a first and second prize? First prize - you get to sleep with Viking. Second prize - you get to sleep with him twice. I guess after two premature ejaculations he WOULD NEED TO SLEEP BWWAAAHAHA!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #33 October 17, 2002 QuotePoor Viking. Maybe you should introduce him to some sheep Clay. Those poor Vegas girls would kill him Good point.. MAybe we can request one with training wheels for him?I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Schroeder 0 #34 October 17, 2002 hahahaha beautiful. If I ventured in the slipstream; Between the via-ducts of your dreams.......could you find me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #35 October 17, 2002 Yeah Lummy. I bet they have a midget out there. Give Viking a midget to do and I bet he might be able to handle it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #36 October 17, 2002 Quote Yeah Lummy. I bet they have a midget out there. Give Viking a midget to do and I bet he might be able to handle it. I'm sure either Siegfried and Roy aren't too busy with their tranquilized kitties to take up Vikings offer and at least be done with a virginity that has gone on WAY TOO LONG. What's wrong Viking? Do ya got sabre toothed crotch crickets or something? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #37 October 17, 2002 Hey Vike you seem to be getting poor responses to your post. Maybe if you reworded it a little...Is there a beautiful lady that will make a lucky man out of me in their tent over Christmas in Eloy? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #38 October 17, 2002 Quote Is there a beautiful lady that will make a lucky man out of me in their tent over Christmas in Eloy? If that doesn't work try the patented "Clay Method" "What booze hag wants to get naked at Eloy?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 5 #39 October 17, 2002 Quote Hey Vike you seem to be getting poor responses to your post. Maybe if you reworded it a little...Is there a beautiful lady that will make a lucky man out of me in their tent over Christmas in Eloy? Maybe they're not staying in a tent. Gotta ask the right question. Just tack on: tent/hotel room/trailor/back seat of car/etc...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #40 October 17, 2002 Quote Hey Vike you seem to be getting poor responses to your post. Maybe if you reworded it a little...Is there a beautiful lady that will make a lucky man out of me in their tent over Christmas in Eloy? That's why the Sebazz has to keep em back with a bat. Rico-suave! I'll keep my "Hey, honey, wanna do it?" line. Way less trouble. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #41 October 17, 2002 My line is, "Do you like apples?" Female, "Yes." Me: "Well come back to my tent for some hot sex. How do you like them apples?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diver123 0 #42 October 17, 2002 K, that settles it then, I'll volunteer for the "Den Duty"... "pull high! It's lower than you think..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #43 October 17, 2002 QuoteIf that doesn't work try the patented "Clay Method" BAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH............. It'll never workI promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diver123 0 #44 October 17, 2002 Right, like anyone is going to answer that question in public... "pull high! It's lower than you think..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #45 October 17, 2002 wow this turned into a fucking sausage fest I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #46 October 17, 2002 Quote wow this turned into a fucking suasage fest What's a suasage? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #47 October 17, 2002 QuoteWhat's a suasage? Not gonna touch that one with your ten foot poleI promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #48 October 17, 2002 Quote Quote What's a suasage? Not gonna touch that one with your ten foot pole But I want you to touch my ten foot pole. Just don't touch anything else. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #49 October 17, 2002 PERVERT ;)I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gypsy 0 #50 October 17, 2002 Poor Viking can't get any. Hehe, now it's not a sausage fest! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites