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Viking

Ok which one of you Lucky Ladies is gonna take me to there Tent at Eloy?

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Viking, sweetie, you've been getting no female replies cause they all know you belong to me! Once I tantalize you with my tongue and amaze you with my STRONG legs (my return to gimpdom is only temporary you know) and creative flexibility you'll no longer feel the need to go fishing for other women.

And while I'm down, this would be the perfect time for you to take advantage of me. I can't run away!;)

clipped wing but still horny dove



Fall in dove.

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Viking, sweetie, you've been getting no female replies cause they all know you belong to me! Once I tantalize you with my tongue and amaze you with my STRONG legs (my return to gimpdom is only temporary you know) and creative flexibility you'll no longer feel the need to go fishing for other women.

And while I'm down, this would be the perfect time for you to take advantage of me. I can't run away!;)

clipped wing but still horny dove



OMG where have you been all my life, and WHAT are you wearing right now?

Must..... run.... home..........can't........... stay............. at........... work............

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I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

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My line is, "Do you like apples?"



I like "Hey, I just farted in my tent.... can I hang out in yours 'till it's safe to go back?"

(Feel free to substitute tent with hotel room, RV, back seat of car, etc)
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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Viking, sweetie, you've been getting no female replies cause they all know you belong to me! Once I tantalize you with my tongue and amaze you with my STRONG legs (my return to gimpdom is only temporary you know) and creative flexibility you'll no longer feel the need to go fishing for other women.

And while I'm down, this would be the perfect time for you to take advantage of me. I can't run away!;)

clipped wing but still horny dove



:oDamnit this christmas is gonna kick ass!!!!
I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

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Ok the first pic is my reaction after looking up from a plate of food to find Dove walking towards me in her b-day suit
the second one is what i look like after She got done with me.:o:D

and yes i know dave will probly photoshop those

I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

me1.jpg

me2.jpg

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Back up to the top? Are you rejecting my offer? Your loss, sweetie. Keep shopping. This door of opportunity has been closed.
*slam*

*Dove flutters around looking for new prey*

Of course, I can always stroke my own feathers...:P



Fall in dove.

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Back up to the top? Are you rejecting my offer? Your loss, sweetie. Keep shopping. This door of opportunity has been closed.
*slam*

*Dove flutters around looking for new prey*

Of course, I can always stroke my own feathers...:P



Let me take one of your feathers and roll it across your cleavage and over those tight, steel-hard tingly nipples! ;)

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I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

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Back up to the top? Are you rejecting my offer? Your loss, sweetie. Keep shopping. This door of opportunity has been closed.
*slam*

*Dove flutters around looking for new prey*

Of course, I can always stroke my own feathers...:P



Dove how can you expect me to know everything about somthing i have never done? Please give me another chance!!! :(
I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

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Sure - dog me and then go scrambling to edit your post. "Kick her when she's down," right? Young Viking - so much to learn. When she's down, take her THAT way! :o

So, Christoofar..... How you doin'? Oops! Did I drop a feather right in front of you?;)



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i edited my post 3 mins before you made yours.
but if your gonna be that fickle i can find someone else.
I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

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