SkydiveMonkey 0 #1 October 17, 2002 After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform. He goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him: "This is all in your mind," and refers him to a psychiatrist. After a few visits, the shrink confesses: "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." Finally, the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor. The witch doctor says: "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a flame and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says: "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '1-2-3' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!" The guy then asks the witch doctor: "What happens when it's over?" The witch doctor says: "All you or your partner has to say is '1-2-3-4' and it will go down. But be warned - it will not work again for a year!" The guy goes home and that night, he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news. So he lies in bed with her and says: "1-2-3," and suddenly gets an erection. His wife turns over and says: "What did you say '1-2-3' for?"____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #3 October 17, 2002 teeheeheeeeeeeeeeeee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #4 October 17, 2002 wonder who was more frustrated, him or the wife Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #5 October 17, 2002 Meanwhile the witch doctor laughs his feathers off! -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sangiro 26 #6 October 17, 2002 Bad information architecture! Safe swoops Sangiro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #7 October 17, 2002 Quote "What did you say '1-2-3' for?" Well, that's what you get for ending a sentance with a preposition... A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
