Pic of the day, and some...

[lauril 0]

Ok, here's a joke for you...

An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid
of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to
one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a
hard decision to make, as they were both equally
qualified and both did excellent work. He finally
decided that in the morning whichever one used the
water cooler first would have to go. Debra came in
the next morning, hugely hungover after partying all
night. She went to the cooler to get some water to
take an aspirin and the executive approached her
and said: "Debra, I've never done this before, but
I have to lay you or Jack off." Debra replied,
"Could you jack off, I have a terrible headache."


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Pancakes anyone ? (semi worksafe) OK OK! NOT Worksafe!

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

Ok, that's just put me off pancakes for life. NOT WORK SAFE !!

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[Viking 0]

LOL at the joke

and just how are two fully exposed breasts semi worksafe?

I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

[ernokaikkonen 0]

>and just how are two fully exposed breasts semi worksafe?

I'm starting to wonder where he works...

[lauril 0]

Well, if hanging at dz.com is worksafe, I think that if you take a quick look at the pancakes, it's kinda semi worksafe...At least here where I work...

[ernokaikkonen 0]

Dude, go check this thread. 'nuff said.

[Viking 0]

please realize we are not trying to be mean but unless your blind there is a rather large nipple front and center in that pic. As far as i have seen there is no gray area when it comes to this issue b/c peoples jobs are at stake. Its either worksafe or it isn't.

I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

[ernokaikkonen 0]

> unless your blind there is a rather large nipple front and center in that pic.

Bwahahaah! For some reason that sounded in my head like it was said by a very reserved and very polite british butler:

Sir, unless your blind there is a rather large nipple front and center in that picture.

Ok really it wasn't that funny. I must be bored.

[Viking 0]

lol *sips tea* what the fuck you talkin bout?!

I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

[happythoughts 0]

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> unless your blind there is a rather large nipple front and center in that pic.
Bwahahaah! For some reason that sounded in my head like it was said by a very reserved and very polite british butler:
Sir, unless your blind there is a rather large nipple front and center in that picture.
Ok really it wasn't that funny. I must be bored.

LOL Actually, the butler joke was funnier than the topic. Thanks for a wakeup laugh.

[fasterfaller 0]

YUCK !

[Jimbo 0]

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please realize we are not trying to be mean but unless your blind there is a rather large nipple front and center in that pic. As far as i have seen there is no gray area when it comes to this issue b/c peoples jobs are at stake. Its either worksafe or it isn't.

Dude, relax.

If people have the time or the freedom to poke around dz.com all day then they can probably get away with having a picture a nasty boob on the screen for a few seconds. Who died made you the 'work safe' police?

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Good bye, my friends. You are missed.

[smiles 0]

on the lighter side-
a pic from Perris, JFTC

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[Viking 0]

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please realize we are not trying to be mean but unless your blind there is a rather large nipple front and center in that pic. As far as i have seen there is no gray area when it comes to this issue b/c peoples jobs are at stake. Its either worksafe or it isn't.

Dude, relax.

If people have the time or the freedom to poke around dz.com all day then they can probably get away with having a picture a nasty boob on the screen for a few seconds. Who died made you the 'work safe' police?

Surfing dz.com, and having a naked chic on your computer are two totally different things. Plus a couple seconds is all thats needed for that picture to be stuck in your cache and avalable to any server admin with a grudge. I am not the "work safe" Police but i have every right to complain and remind people of the rules as a member of this board.

I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

[Jimbo 0]

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Surfing dz.com, and having a naked chic on your computer are two totally different things.

Not really, neither is appropriate for WORK. That's why they call it work and not 'surf the web on the man's dime all day'.

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I am not the "work safe" Police but i have every right to complain and remind people of the rules as a member of this board.

I must have missed the part of the rules where it mentions you have to put "Not safe for work" on pictures that some people might find objectionable.

Besides, what are you worried about, do you even have a job?
Should we start labeling pictures 'Not Viking Safe'? Let those of us who actually have a job worry about what is and isn't appropriate for work and leave those who don't label pictures alone.

I'm done ranting now.
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Jim

"Like" - The modern day comma
Good bye, my friends. You are missed.

[Viking 0]

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Surfing dz.com, and having a naked chic on your computer are two totally different things.

Not really, neither is appropriate for WORK. That's why they call it work and not 'surf the web on the man's dime all day'.

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I am not the "work safe" Police but i have every right to complain and remind people of the rules as a member of this board.

I must have missed the part of the rules where it mentions you have to put "Not safe for work" on pictures that some people might find objectionable.

Besides, what are you worried about, do you even have a job?
Should we start labeling pictures 'Not Viking Safe'? Let those of us who actually have a job worry about what is and isn't appropriate for work and leave those who don't label pictures alone.

I'm done ranting now.
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Jim

What am i worried about? For starters i worry about someone getting in trouble at work. It does happen ask phree.

As for me minding my own buisness b/c i don't have a job. Should i also not stop someone running out to the plane whos chest strap isn't routed properly and his main flap is open? I geuss b/c i am not on that load i shouldn't give a shit! I worry about everyone around me if you don't like it to fucking bad!

I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

[Jimbo 0]

Yer right Big Guy.

And here's a picture in your honor.

"Like" - The modern day comma
Good bye, my friends. You are missed.

[Viking 0]

sweet that would a cool place to set up a shooting range!!!

I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

[freebird 0]

OMG

[Iflyme 0]

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Surfing dz.com, and having a naked chic on your computer are two totally different things.

I'd say playing on the internet when you are getting paid to work isn't cool, whether it's boobies or skydiving stuff!

[indyz 1]

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Surfing dz.com, and having a naked chic on your computer are two totally different things.

I'd say playing on the internet when you are getting paid to work isn't cool, whether it's boobies or skydiving stuff!

There are exceptions to the rule. I'm allowed to surf at work if I don't have anything to do, but I'm not allowed to look at porn, including bizarre pancake boob fetish stuff. I could get fired, even if it was a legitimate accident.

I can't think of a single good reason why a poster shouldn't put "not safe for work" on things that, well, aren't safe for work.