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Cornholio

Why I can't own a cat...

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Ok, so I'm sitting at home today and keep hearing my dog bark. I go outside and she has this cat pinned against my gate. She is not harming the cat, just barking at it. She chases this cat around my yard for a good hour until finally the cat ends up in the tree.

Attached are proof that cats and MY dog will never coexist in the same house.

BTW - the cat was not harmed in any way, just a little frightened and upset. My dog just wanted to play. :S>:(

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That is one pissed off little kittie!!

You remind me of those people who watch a school house burn and video it instead of trying to save the occupants :P

It's funny though, your dog looks all happy and that cat looks frickin' pissed. Of course if it was my old cat, your dog would have a bloody nose and possibly a lost eye or two.

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Poor kitty ended up in the wrong back yard! But at least Kayla only wanted to play! Did you really let your dog torment her for a whole hour???

Not bad doggy, bad Cornholio!!!:S Shame on you!

(oh yeah, I laughed at the pics too, but.....:)
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That kitty is an Abyssinian. I have one that looks just like her/him only a little darker. They are a bit passive/aggressive. Mine punked out all three of my girlfriends dogs at two cats when they lived with me...

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Of course if it was my old cat, your dog would have a bloody nose and possibly a lost eye or two.


ROFL! Same here. My Ripper kitty left part of a claw in the nose of a wolf hybrid one day, and backed a German Shorthair Pointer from one end of a mobile home to the other on another occasion. He was one bad ass cat.

I can't have a kitty now for the same reason Cornholio can't - my dogs would drive it nuts wanting to play chase.

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Dude. Don't get into video.

"My buddy, JP, God rest his soul, broke both arms in a freak accident exiting the King Air at Byron. That's why his arms are flapping all weird in this video I shot. Boy, those camera wings really show you where the breaks are, don't they? Kinda like a bird flapping it's wings, huh? Flap flap. No, you can't hear what he's saying but if you slow my video down, it's clearly him mouthing "PULL MY F*CKING HANDLE! MATT YOU B*STARD PULL THE F*CKING HANDLE!" He keeps that up right to the Cypress fire. I'd have followed him in to the Clinton forebay, but my camera helmet was brand-new. It slipped my mind that he couldn't swim with broken arms. No, sorry, I didn't get that on video."

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Of course if it was my old cat, your dog would have a bloody nose and possibly a lost eye or two.


ROFL! Same here. My Ripper kitty left part of a claw in the nose of a wolf hybrid one day, and backed a German Shorthair Pointer from one end of a mobile home to the other on another occasion. He was one bad ass cat.

I can't have a kitty now for the same reason Cornholio can't - my dogs would drive it nuts wanting to play chase.



I can vouch for the ferociousness of some cats. My kitty's daddy, Bugs, was a manx. We lived on a cul-de-sac and a guy across from us had a rottweiler of which he was inordinately proud, named him "Animal"

One afternoon as we were all outside, Bugs strolled across the street and Animal broke his chain and ran at him. The guy hollered at Animal then said "Sorry about your cat" as he couldn't reach them in time. I snorted and told him he should worry about his dog and he looked at me like I was crazy. The animals sniffed each other and all seemed cool; Animal then nipped at Bugs. Bugs simply laid down, reached up with those powerful hind legs and raked Animal from the base of his eyes to the tip of his nose. From that day on, whenever Bugs was out, Animal just stepped aside. "Yes, sir! Your neighborhood, sir!"

The funniest thing of all was watching Animal's owner; Lynn and Ii swore we could just see his manhood shrinking as he saw his mean, tough dog get beat up by a 10 pound cat!

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Shame on me ?? Ok... :|

Kayla was chasing the cat around the yard for 'close' to an hour. There were a couple breaks in that hour. She chased it up one tree and barked at it for a bit. Then the cat became brave and came down, so she chased it again.

Like I said, no harm came to the cat, other than a bit of emotional distress. ;) After Kayla chased him up the second tree, I had to get him out with a ladder. Then I fed it and let it go.


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