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Palatka Hog Flop

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Skydive Palatka will be holding it"s annual Hog Flop Oct 18th thru the 20th. This is always a great time. Big Dave will be barbecuing on Fri and Sat, free beer, hot women, especially handsome men, and of course, the Hog flop Competition. Come jump the Casa and King Air with us. Lots of room for camping and town and motels are only 5 mins away.
John Wright

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Don't forget the drunken debauchery that always seem to rear it's beautiful head at these events.

I seem to remember a few nights with a certain, ahem, PERSON passing out Kamikazes like Pez.

Please, come play, jump your ass off, but be warmed, drinking with me is a dangerous sport best reserved for the tough........

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Dare I ask what IS a hop flop competition?


Palatka's up near Ocala, right? So, from Ft. Myers, I'd say at least 3-4 hours.
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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O.K. I can't take the waiting anymore, what is a hog flop?



Very Simple.

Build a 4-way star. On the key, release and all do a backloop and reform the star. Competition is time to do the flop and reform.

Simple, fun and harder than it sounds.

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money.

Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

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Well a "hop flop" I am sure you know about, however a hog flop is something else



Damn, the one time I don't preview my post!!! :P

The hog flop was sounding kinda interesting until you mentioned that belly flying stuff. ;)
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Is the Bunker still at Palatka?

I seem to recall we annexed that part of Florida for Scotland way back in '93.....
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Is the Bunker still at Palatka?



Still there, but in a constant state of disrepair and subject to scorn and abuse on a regular basis. So I guess the real answer is, it's still part of Scotland.:P

Mama, they don't just do the oh-so-difficult belly stuff there. There's a whole bunch of that flying-in-a-manner-which-is-free, too. Can hook you up with a bunch of them guys, such as the Freeflying Erics. Oh yeah, and last year, they had packers there, too. I know that's a consideration for some...

This info brought to you by a member of Dwarf Porn, winners of last year's highly coveted 3rd Place trophy in the Hog Flop.
Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

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"but in a constant state of disrepair and subject to scorn and abuse on a regular basis. So I guess the real answer is, it's still part of Scotland."

It was pretty scraggy when I was there too, but the peeps were very friendly, and helpful.

Must try and make it back there some day...
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"Palatka" - the town was named for the sound a cow-pie makes as it strikes the ground.
Last time I was there, there was bar named the "MASH 4077" that had a painting of an airplane on the wall and a ceiling fan as the propeller. Good choice, a spinning object mounted on a bar wall. Adds a little danger to your evening. :D
I was there the week after that Ranger was giving courtesy lessons to one of the locals and they were very polite. Quote of the year "I was just laying there pretending to be unconscious so that he would stop kicking me." For a while, all the locals thought all skydivers were crazies. Now I guess everyone understands the difference between Forest Ranger and Army Ranger. ;)

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Last time I was there, there was bar named the "MASH 4077"

A huge Barn of a bar called 'Bronco Billy's' springs to mind.
It was the first time I'd seen or heard of line dancing.

It was a bit of eye opener...;)

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Last time I was there, there was bar named the "MASH 4077"
A huge Barn of a bar called 'Bronco Billy's' springs to mind.
It was the first time I'd seen or heard of line dancing.
It was a bit of eye opener...;)


Line dancing was the natural progression after seeing the sensual swayings of "River Dance". A drunk redneck tried it and as he reeled in one direction after another, line dancing was born. Just kidding about "River Dance", we have roaches here too. ;)

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I don't know when you were here last but it must have been awhile ago. Palatka is anything but "scraggy". The DZ is no longer where the bunker is, it is a relatively new facility (7 years) and one of the most modern and comfortable DZ's around. Lots of A/C, 2 large CLEAN bathrooms, 2 Clean showers, covered packing etc. If you haven't been here in awhile, come and see us now. Did I mention that the facilities are clean? You can't say that about alot of DZ's.

www.skydivepalatka.com

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The bunker was at the old Palatka Paracenter.
The new dz is about 1/4 mile to the east and about 12 feet higher so we don't have the problem with a swamp atmosphere when it rains.
The energy is VERY positive,the core group is super laid back and the place is clean(thanks Jeff!)
Winnie Sunderland is noe the sole(and soul) owner, and you will be hard pressed to meet a nicer,easier to get along with lady.
Every single weekend just gets better, and all the jumpers there are just super helpful and very safety minded.
We have 10 Aff I's,8 Tandem I's and even one Tandem I/E.

I promise if you come see us, you will be a part of the family in no time.
We are 1 hour north of Deland and about 45 minutes south of Jax.

If you make it out for the boogie, well,wow seems to be the most used word to describe the jumps and the party just gets a life of its own.


Come visit soon


Peace Ralph

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