Jack and Jill

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Jack and Jill


Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana,
Jack got high,
pulled down his fly,
and asked Jill if she wanna.
Jill said yes,
pulled up her dress,
and had a little fun.
but stupid Jill forgot the pill,
and now they have a son.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill,
each with a buck twenty-five ($1.25),
Jill came down with $2.50.

-Andrew Dice Clay -

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Jack and Jill went up the hill,
each with a buck twenty-five ($1.25),
Jill came down with $2.50.

-Andrew Dice Clay -

What happened to Jack. He didn't come down?

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What happened to Jack. He didn't come down?

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
so he could lick her fanny,
as Jack went down
He came up with a frown
cos Jill's a f***ingn Tranny !!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill,
each with a buck twenty-five ($1.25),
Jill came down with $2.50.

-Andrew Dice Clay -

the fucking whore!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill,
each with a buck twenty-five ($1.25),
Jill came down with $2.50.

Ooh... a nit! Let me pick it!

The second line originally reads, "each with a buck-and-a-quarter," cf. the original "to fetch a bucket of water."

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Jack and Jill went up the hill,
each with a buck twenty-five ($1.25),
Jill came down with $2.50.

Ooh... a nit! Let me pick it!

The second line originally reads, "each with a buck-and-a-quarter," cf. the original "to fetch a bucket of water."

additionally, the use of the line, "each with a buck-and-a-quarter" provides the rhyme to the last line which kingbucky so generously provided us, "oh!!! the fucking whore!!!"

perhaps not the best rhyme, but it's Andrew Dice Clay...what do you expect? you want poems??? i got fuckin' poems.

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