freeflir29 0 #51 October 9, 2002 Quote OK Clay. If that's where you want me to wait for you, I'll be there. Don't worry... I'll cradle your head to my chest as I rock your world so you won't hit your head on the porcelain! Oh - and I have the whole evening so let's not limit ourselves to 30 minutes, k? OK...I have reached my teasing limit....I guess I won't be getting up from my office chair FOR ANY REASON until things return to normal. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #52 October 9, 2002 I thought horny and aroused was normal for you? Well, one sure way to cure that. Can't we just tell your coworkers we're dirt diving a very intricate jump we're gonna do this weekend? The one where you sit in the door and hold onto the bar and I mount you face to face, legs wrapped around behind your back. Of course, since we're at your office I'll be wearing a skirt (and remember, my panties are in the laundry!) Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #53 October 9, 2002 When you get to the ground Dove...I'll take care of your deBRIEFing. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #54 October 9, 2002 clay being out teased?!!?! what the hell is going on here! oh wait dove is doing the teasing, nevermind I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #55 October 9, 2002 Quote and remember, my panties are in the laundry! Wheeeewww....Thanks...I need a smoke after that one. I'm all done here.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #56 October 9, 2002 Oh - I've already been debriefed. (refer to lemon juice theme earlier in thread) But I could always use a gear check! Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #57 October 9, 2002 "...and remember, my panties are in the laundry" I share an office and my office-mate is really getting suspicious. She keeps asking me why I'm licking my eyebrows with the tip of my tongue. I told her I am just an orderly person and ask her if they look straight now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #58 October 9, 2002 Hey Bill - so you have a really long tongue too?!?!?!?!?!?Made me laugh out loud - thanks! Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #59 October 9, 2002 How come this thread doesn't have a little fire icon on it? Dove, do you perchance work for Penthouse Forums? _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #60 October 9, 2002 Quote Dove, do you perchance work for Penthouse Forums? She really should put in an application. Just use DZ.com posts as a resume. I have been trying to think of BASEBALL for the last hour!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #61 October 9, 2002 I would submit my resume if I had the time, but I'm always so busy playing with myself I never get around to it. *moan* Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #62 October 9, 2002 And just like that, there was FIRE! It's gettin' hot in here - so take off ALL your clothes! Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #63 October 9, 2002 Quote And just like that, there was FIRE! Hmmm...we need more lubricant. I'll be right back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #64 October 9, 2002 I PROMISE you don't need any Clay. Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #65 October 9, 2002 Dove...why don't you tell us about your favorite toy keep in the bedside drawer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #66 October 9, 2002 Quote I PROMISE you don't need any Clay Oh yeah....I can see it running down the inside of your thighs... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #67 October 9, 2002 Quote Oh yeah....I can see it running down the inside of your thighs... Hey, wouldja get that for me please? Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #68 October 9, 2002 Quote wouldja get that for me please? With pleasure.....yours and mine..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #69 October 9, 2002 I can't wait 3 weeks for this boogie...... I'm gonna run out of batteries! Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #70 October 9, 2002 Quote I'm gonna run out of batteries I'll mail you some to tide you over... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #71 October 9, 2002 you might want to invest in some industrial strength rechargable ones....I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #72 October 9, 2002 I just bought a whole new supply when they went on sale. There's never enough though. Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #73 October 9, 2002 I have one that I use to entertain close, personal "friends". No batteries. Kick-start. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #74 October 9, 2002 QuoteNo batteries. Kick-start. crossing legs OWWWWW!!!!!I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #75 October 9, 2002 Quote Yes...call her and hit it one more time before you move..... ROFLMAO! Haven't even gotten further in this thread yet..I was laughing so hard! I think I love you Clay!! LOL! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites