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How much crack do you smoke?

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"Smoking Crack" doesn't always mean actually doing drugs, it can also mean you're off base in a conversation or "out in left field."

The reason for the post? why not?

All we need now is, ummm...

BOOBIES!
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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my boss asks me this question. I swear, he is obsessed with crack. I will have an idea, and he will say "what are you on crack?" or someone will do something and he will refer to them as being on crack...I asked for a demo and he said "what kind of crack are you on?" he saw me taking a vitamin and said "oh, so you take the powered form of crack..." I cannot understand his obsession...


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:ph34r:LOL!
">:(jssica, how did this happen???>:("
":SI dunno, must've been the crack rock I was on"
sounds like me...hell, they ask for accountability...thats accountability...(do you mind if I use that the next time she says "well why kate, I just don't understand..."


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Smoke crack?

I respect my precious endorphins that get me high- want them to work the way they are supposed to -naturally.
If I smoked crack the pleasure center in my brain would never work the same. I would not get the same rush when I skydive----using all of my bodies adrenaline on each and every jump :P

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I've BOUGHT crack a bunch of times, but not for several years now....

Look for the burned brown/black enamel on the two front teeth, a brown callous near the tip of the tongue and a scar in the middle of the upper and lower lips.

Yes, Pop, those are the people who will have sex with you for "seat change":P

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Smocking crack gives you a good whack, smoking weed is a good deed, smoking pot makes you hot, heroin is a good smoke, do it when not on coke, drugs will make you strong and wise, take them daily I advise!
jraf

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I choose F none of the above because I am a clean Skydiver who has never done an illegal drug in his life and will probable never will.




You have got to be on crack. There is no option "F":)
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