SkydiveMonkey 0 #1 October 9, 2002 Read with an itlaian accent One-a-day I'ma go to America to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two pisses toast. She bring-a-me only one-a-piss. I tella I wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna two piss onna the plate. She say you better no piss onna the plate you sonna-ma-bitch. I no even know her and she calla me a sonna-ma-bitch. Later I go to eat lunch. The waitress bring-a-me a spoon and a knife but no fock. I tella I wanna fock. She tells-a-me everybody wanna fock. I tella you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say to a-me you better no fock on the table you sonna-ma-bitch. So I go back to me room inna hotel and there's no shit onna me bed. I calla the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tellsa me to use the toilet, so I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better no shit onna the bed you sonna-ma-bitch. I go to check out. The man at the desk say peace on you. I say piss onna you too, sonna-ma-bitch. I go back to ITALY____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #2 October 9, 2002 I recently met a Chinese man and his name was Sipho Mthethwa and I asked: "How did you ever get a name like Sipho Mthetwa, being a Chinese man?" "Many, many years ago when come to this country, was stand in line at Home Affairs Document Centre. Man in front was big black man. Lady at counter look at him and ask, "What your name?" He say, "Sipho Mthethwa" Then she look at me and ask, "What your name?" I say, "Sem Ting." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #3 October 9, 2002 Thanks Scratch, I have just sent my lunch flying across my desk!!!! Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #5 October 9, 2002 Back when we were trying to emulate everything Japanese, and car manufacturing plant in Kentucky or somewhere was damaged by a severe hailstorm. Most of the windows were cracked. The Japanese executive in charge was sent back to the Island nation because his order to replace the panes in the windows was misinterpreted and all the lawns were torn out and replaced with sod. (Japanese accent) We need all new glass. Might be an urban legend, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
