PhillyKev 0 #1 October 4, 2002 Let's see a thread of your best mama rank outs. I'll start: Yo mama is so dirty she has to creep up on the bathwater. The only difference between your mama and a washing machine is, after you drop a load in the washing machine, it doesn't follow you around! Yo' mama like a Big Mac -- full of fat and only worth a buck! Yo' mama a saint...a St. Bernard! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 October 4, 2002 Yo mama's teeth are so rotten when she smiles it looks like she has a mouth full of dice. Yo mama's so fat when she walks it looks like two pigs are under her skirt fightin over milk duds. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #3 October 4, 2002 Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver. How are the New York Jets defense and yo mama alike? You give them a quarter and they'll let you score! Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!" Yo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her! Yo' mama's breath is so nasty, when she burps her teeth have to duck. Yo' mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts! Yo' mama so dumb, that the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind!HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #4 October 4, 2002 Yo mama so fat, when she lays on the beach Greenpeace tries to roll her back in the water! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #5 October 4, 2002 Yo Momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test! Yo momma so stupid, she thought "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!! Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl. Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread. Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch! Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends. Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read. Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind. Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a spoon. Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved. Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. Yo momma so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911" Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread. Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. Yo momma so dumb she sits on TV & watches the couch Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too." Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch! Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead. Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up. Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund. Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. Yo momma so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics." Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house. Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes. Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday. Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course. Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut. Yo momma so stupid she couldn't read an audio book. Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch. Yo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus. Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus. Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg. Yo momma so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper . Yo momma so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home. Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "Guess" so she said "Levi's."7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #6 October 4, 2002 geez...nice cut and paste. the idea was to come up with ones that you know Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamT 0 #7 October 4, 2002 Verse One: Booty Brown Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?) Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (what?) She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk Refrain: Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot Ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that: Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it (3X) Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama Verse Two: Slim Kid Tre Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer with some rocks With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks Held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop Ya mama root'n'toot and stole my loot and my suit She may have the muscles, but no, she's not cute She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty Filled up with Kool-aid, just for the kiddies Refrain: On a cliff butt naked, tootin on a flute Ridin on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot She's got the teeth and the wings of an African bat Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet (3X) Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama Verse Three: Fat Lip Watch out, I'm thinkin about your mother to a funky beat I went to your house, and she licked me on the cheek I said excuse me lady, but I remember seeing you at the Palladium way back in September Cause you was beatboxin for Lou Rawls In some bright red boxer drawers You said ya moms was pretty and young But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue Refrain: Ya moms, ya moms, she uses Brut And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking whisky out a boot She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat Her middle name is Mudbone, and on top of all that Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand (3X) Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama Verse Four: Imani Awwwwwwww, ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?) We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's and her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way Cause that would blow me round the world in a day We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet Refrain: Naked on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot Ridin on a horse, drinkin whisky out a bizoot With the wings and the teeth of an african bat, ba-aa-aa-at Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap (3X) Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama Outro: Ya mama got snake skin teeth Ya mama wears coat hangers for earrings , dude she looks like.... hehehe Ya mama was making sex threats to Ricky Bell and shit Ya mama jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip, nigga Ya mama was walking down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back (You're a sellout) ya mama's a sellout nigga ya mama Nigga ya mama did a pop tune nigga Ya mama's glasses are so thick she look into a map and see people wavin at her Your mother got an Ouija board on her back Sidney with EQ and everything what he be sayin His mother be hooked, fishin with a hook and reel at the frozen food section Tre's mama got Playdough teeth Ya mother be eatin daisies like Now and Laters and shit Ya mama's an extra on the Simpsons and shit Ya mama's so fat you can't even see her legs it just looks like she's just gliding across the floor... Anyone? adam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #8 October 4, 2002 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #9 October 4, 2002 Yo mama's so fat when I had sex with her I burnt my back on the light buld and I had to roll 3 times to get off her !!____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aufreefly 0 #10 October 4, 2002 Your mom's weight is modeled by the summation of a diverging sequence. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #11 October 4, 2002 In my neighborhood that would get you punched in the face. Not for rankin' out someone's mom, but for just talking like that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #12 October 5, 2002 rotflmao.. your momma so fat her blood type is Ragu. your momma so fat her c&*t has helicopter tours..____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nubain1 0 #13 October 5, 2002 Yo mamma's so ugly she made "Secret" tell. Yo mamma so stank she made "Right Guard" turn left Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #14 October 5, 2002 Yo mammas so fat I got to take 2 buses and a trian to get on the bitches good side! jasonFreedom of speech includes volume Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magistr8 0 #15 October 5, 2002 yo mama's so fat she uses the I95 as a slip and slide. "Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
