f1freak 0 #1 October 4, 2002 Women wear high heels to bed. Men are never impotent. When going down on a woman 10 secs is more than satisfactory. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. Women always orgasm when men do. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding fine. All women are noisy roots. People in the 70's couldn't root unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. Those tits are real. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. Men always groan "Oh yeah!" when they cum. If there is two of them they "high five" each other (and the girl isn't disgusted!) Double penetration makes women smile. Asian men don't exist. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth. There's a plot. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt. Nurses suck patients cocks. Men always pull out. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before rooting the both of you. Women never have headaches... or periods. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it". Assholes are clean. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there. Men don't have to beg. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip. HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #2 October 4, 2002 'If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth. ' This almost cost me the price of a key board when I read it with a mouthful of tea. LMAO 'A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding fine. ' I can see how that might work! When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sassy 0 #3 October 4, 2002 This is just hysterical. Uuumm.....not that I've ever seen any of this you understand. Sassy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 October 4, 2002 Wouldn't that be a nice place to live. If anyone knows where this place is tell me. I want to move there!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 October 4, 2002 Quote When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt. I don't see the problem with this one. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #6 October 4, 2002 Me either....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 October 4, 2002 Quote I don't see the problem with this one. Clay's Good Girl #1 (and proud of it!!) That's why you earned your title.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #8 October 4, 2002 So if she gets the title for that....what title would she get if she didn't have a problem with this one? "Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #9 October 4, 2002 Quote what title would she get if she didn't have a problem with this one? I'm sure she doesn't. This all falls in the same "Good Girl" category. It's a Total Package kind of thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SatchFan 0 #10 October 4, 2002 I never understood why they wear watches and shoes. Anybody know? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #11 October 4, 2002 Quote Men always groan "Oh yeah!" when they cum. Actually it's "Oh yeah baby!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #12 October 4, 2002 Quote Actually it's "Oh yeah baby!" Hmmm...maybe that's what I have been doing wrong. I wondered why I got those strange reactions when I yelled "Oh yeah...... you worthless cum dumpster!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #13 October 4, 2002 Quote Quote When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt. I don't see the problem with this one. Um, me either except the gentle part. Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
