lummy 4 #1 September 29, 2002 The only rose without a thorn is friendship... it's definitely originalI promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #2 September 29, 2002 All fortune cookie sayings have two words left off the end. All fortune cookie sayings make sense when you add them. .....in bed. Try it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #3 September 29, 2002 Cookie after meal -- That wasn't chicken.Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #4 September 29, 2002 "Those who think they know everything...are annoying to those that really do." (*sure glad I have more questions than answers...imagine how dull life would be if there was nothing left to learn Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #5 September 29, 2002 My fortune said... "Surf's Up BIOTCH! Back the FUCK up!" No,really it did. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #6 September 29, 2002 "BEEEEE the Banana!!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #7 September 30, 2002 My fortune in the fortune cookie from the restaurant I hobbled into on crutches....... "You are a practical person with your feet on the ground" Which incites much ribbing from the whuffo friends, "at least for 6 more weeks anyway" "hey tape that to your cast" Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiventom 0 #8 September 30, 2002 "Your date is easy" "Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana" -Groucho Marx- "Tom flies like a rock" -Tom Carson- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patkat 0 #9 September 30, 2002 "You will not survive the night" . . . . . oh yeah - "in bed"Patkat gotta exercise my demons! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #10 September 30, 2002 fortune say Help!!! im being held prisioner at a fortune cookie plant!!if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #11 September 30, 2002 Confucion say: "The man who laughs last... Didn't get the joke" Mike D01270. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #12 September 30, 2002 Quotefortune say Help!!! im being held prisioner at a fortune cookie plant!! Thanks cheif, just what I needed... Coffee coming out of my nose I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lizard 0 #13 September 30, 2002 Confucious also said... "Man who go around with hole in pocket feels cocky" "Man who lose key to girlfriends apartment dont get no new key" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
