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flyinryan

Why BASE jumpers are better lovers then average skydivers

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1) We take our time and do it right...who else packs for 40 min, the climbs for 40 min, just for seven seconds of free fall?

2) Smart/experimental...we like to learn how the equipment works and try new stuff with it.

3) Dexterity...watch a BASE jumper finger his canopy and tell me that dosn't translate to the bed room.

4) On a long enough time line our odds of viability drop off...meaning by the time you get sick of us we may bounce...meaning no uncomfortable break ups.

Lets add to the list
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1) We take our time and do it right...who else packs for 40 min, the climbs for 40 min, just for seven seconds of free fall?

2) Smart/experimental...we like to learn how the equipment works and try new stuff with it.

3) Dexterity...watch a BASE jumper finger his canopy and tell me that dosn't translate to the bed room.

4) On a long enough time line our odds of viability drop off...meaning by the time you get sick of us we may bounce...meaning no uncomfortable break ups.

Lets add to the list



Anyone who knows me knows how long and slow I am at packing. Yes, that DOES translate into the sack! :D

So, any hot ladies want a full body tongue massage? Guaranteed multiple orgasms. ;):P

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>Oh yes they can .....Mmmmm....rigger toys.

Yep. Always wanted to meet Kathy (speaking of rigger toys) - rumor has it that she's a rigger.

>Ohhh...and after BASE jump sex is definately the best

Provided you can manage to avoid the after BASE jump drinking.

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1) We take our time and do it right...who else packs for 40 min, the climbs for 40 min, just for seven seconds of free fall?
2) Smart/experimental...we like to learn how the equipment works and try new stuff with it.
3) Dexterity...watch a BASE jumper finger his canopy and tell me that dosn't translate to the bed room.
4) On a long enough time line our odds of viability drop off...meaning by the time you get sick of us we may bounce...meaning no uncomfortable break ups.
Lets add to the list So, any single base jumpers in Hawaii? Jess



Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

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