SBS 0 #26 September 23, 2002 With a toy you already know it's length and girth; with a man ya don't know what you're gonna get until it's too late to laugh uproariously at the poor guy. ------------------ Hey, hey...no personal attacks...I'm going to refer you to a greenie... ;) -S_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fudd 0 #27 September 23, 2002 I don't believe I'm posting this, but...Maybe spending more time at the DZ bars and less time at dz.com might solve your problem.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #28 September 23, 2002 "that was "Hop on Pop" " Pop is logged on and you're making him nervous. (Or he is ok with it and now I'm nervous) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #29 September 23, 2002 QuotePop is logged on and you're making him nervous Pop......Have you ever been in a Turkish prison? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #30 September 23, 2002 QuoteQuotePop is logged on and you're making him nervous Pop......Have you ever been in a Turkish prison? do you like it when "Scraps" rubs up and down your leg? BBHAHAHAH!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #31 September 23, 2002 You should come to South Texas, girl. Us people in the South know what "south" is all about. We like it "down here." ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #32 September 23, 2002 "do you like it when "Scraps" rubs up and down your leg? BBHAHAHAH! " Know what you do if a Rottweiller is humping your leg ? Let him finish. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ECVZZ 0 #33 September 23, 2002 QuoteIt's interesting to hear some honesty from the other side. Hurry Clay, get the calendar and mark the date and time!! G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #34 September 23, 2002 QuoteOverall, toys just may be better than men. But toys don't have tongue rings!!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #35 September 23, 2002 Ya know, someone posted something about the 11th sign of the end of the world...I think this is it...a girl complaining that she can't get any... Board up your windows people...duck and cover...the end is coming... :) -S_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #36 September 23, 2002 (fake British accent) Young sophisticated urbanite will donate body to hungry female for sexual purposes. Intellectual conversation not impossible. will show feelings if needed. To inquire call.....jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enrique 0 #37 September 23, 2002 *wondering why I have never come across someone with that same urge* Do I live in a different dimension? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #38 September 23, 2002 Dont feel too bad April.I know exactly how ya feel.I'm in the same situation.I'm in the middle of a VERY long dry spell right now,if ya know what I mean.GGRRRRR!! **Sexual frustraton seeping out. Back dammit!Back!** But anyway,next time you can make it down to SD Aggieland,let me know.We'll go girl party and drink and bitch together.Sound good to you? "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevin922 0 #39 September 23, 2002 QuoteUgh. I need a man...toys are only cool for awhile, you know? Sigh. *shaking my head* I can not believe: A) You have this problem B) You posted this problem on a forum of skydivers I can only assume by the time you've read this you've solved your problem or have had 200 offers (btw i'm single now ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #40 September 23, 2002 In addition to the message posted above what can I say but: [#c20006]Babes, coooooooome and get it[/#3db000]jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diver123 0 #41 September 24, 2002 That's definitely a quote written by someone who's hurting in the "recent lovin" department. "pull high! It's lower than you think..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #42 September 24, 2002 Quotesomeone who's hurting in the "recent lovin" department. Yeah dammit! I haven't had any since Labor Day! That's like... three weeks ago! *digging out phone number for booty call* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #43 September 24, 2002 QuoteWhen am I gonna get some? when ever you ask A3 (anytime, anything anywhere)____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #44 September 24, 2002 Ok,Lisa,hate to say it,but I got you beat. Lets try being TOTALLY alone for dang near 3 months! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #45 September 24, 2002 QuoteLets try being TOTALLY alone for dang near 3 months! Been there. Done that. Try seven months. Now that TOTALLY sucks! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ECVZZ 0 #46 September 24, 2002 Quote*digging out phone number for booty call* O.k. Bytch, I've waited patiently by the phone, and it's still not ringing. I hope you're not doing this in alphabetical order! G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #47 September 24, 2002 I have,and yes, it does totally suck. But this sucks too! GGRRR! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harro 0 #48 September 24, 2002 When are you gonna get some? When monkeys fly out of my but back ward Not really just looking for an excuse to use that line. good vibes your wayJumpy Jumpy?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #49 September 24, 2002 QuoteUgh. I need a man...toys are only cool for awhile, you know? Sigh. *Raises Hand in the air and waves* PICK ME PICK ME!!! I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #50 September 24, 2002 QuoteRaises Hand in the air and waves* PICK ME PICK ME!!! And we're back to the VX-46 thing again. Viking, April would not only break you in half, she'd make change. Have you thought about starting with some nice church-girls. Then try downsizing to mall-chicks, to college-girls, then to DZ women. April, keep faith. You can't have a dry-spell forever, you'll find someone good enough for you soon. Kris Awaiting the new Ministry CD. YAY!Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
