AndyMan 7 #51 September 24, 2002 Geeze April, ya shoulda said something when I was down there! _Am__ You put the fun in "funnel" - craichead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #52 September 24, 2002 Quotecollege-girls, then to DZ women. Ok,I'm both college chick and DZ chick.Where do I fit into this plan of yours Kris? QuoteYou can't have a dry-spell forever, you'll find someone good enough for you soon. BS!It feels like its been forever already! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #53 September 24, 2002 QuoteWhen am I gonna get some? I will reiterate, "When you come to Boston". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #54 September 24, 2002 QuoteA good toy will keep going and going and going No more wondering what's under the all the cotton in YOUR sock drawer! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diver123 0 #55 September 24, 2002 For great company and quality time, please call diver123 at: 949-555-1234... I'm available from 12 to 12 m-f... "pull high! It's lower than you think..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #56 September 24, 2002 LOL nothing like shameless advertising! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #57 September 24, 2002 QuoteQuoteRaises Hand in the air and waves* PICK ME PICK ME!!! And we're back to the VX-46 thing again. Viking, April would not only break you in half, she'd make change. Have you thought about starting with some nice church-girls. Then try downsizing to mall-chicks, to college-girls, then to DZ women. April, keep faith. You can't have a dry-spell forever, you'll find someone good enough for you soon. Kris Awaiting the new Ministry CD. YAY! you just want her for yourself!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #58 September 24, 2002 Quoteyou just want her for yourself!! Well, that may be true. But I have to agree with him. You're not ready for freaksis. You could probably skip the nice church-girls (big F111 mains) and go straight to mall chicks (1.0-1.1 loaded zp mains). But sis might hurt you (1.7+ elliptical). Not tryin' to dis ya here, but you just ain't got the experience yet for that kinda ride! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #59 September 24, 2002 After meeting both Freaksis, and knowing SkydiverChick for 2 years, Viking on both your out of your league. Carries got enough fiestyness to put a charging elephant down for the count, and Freaksis.... shes got a wild side to her too. Anyone else remember the pics she posted ages ago? Follow Kris's plan. With you its going to be best to find the most into church girl you can as a starter then after a few years to work your self to the next level of spunkiness. in about 15-20 years you might be able to handel with the ever lovely Freaksis or the oh so hyper "Say my name backwards" SkydiverChick. As for you Freaksis... head to SoCal. Lisa needs some lovin...Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #60 September 24, 2002 sis, (calling you sis sorta sounds dirty and wrong for what i'm gna say, but who cares) i'm just a 14 hour drive away......even shorter if ya speed..........good luck in getting some april.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diver123 0 #61 September 24, 2002 Does that mean you want to make a purchase??? "pull high! It's lower than you think..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #62 September 24, 2002 Not if it isnt readily available. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyD 0 #63 September 24, 2002 QuoteYou're not ready for freaksis. I am now thoroughly depressed. A woman is in need and Viking is willing to help out and he has been deemed unworthy. This totally sucks. I protest. I will chip in for some porn (reference material) and a share of the plane ticket. You people are heartless. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #64 September 24, 2002 Johnny, it may seem we are heartless, but the fact is, we care about both Viking and Sis. truth of the matter, Viking has to learn to ride a horse before he can try breaking wild bronco's. We just don't want him to get hurt ;)I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #65 September 24, 2002 I can't wait to read what April writes after reading this thread. Sorry, Viking, I wasn't trying to put you down. April just made it sound like she's looking for some wild monkey lovin' instead of Barry White and candles. You can't just rush untrained into a monkey situation. You could pull a groin muscle or something. Besides, how are you going to explain the trapeze set, the trampoline, and the entire surviving midget cast from "The Wizard of Oz" in the bedroom? KrisSky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegman 0 #66 September 24, 2002 If you need some I've got the tools to satisfy.They don't call me The G-man for nothing. http://www.freefallmaniacs.net Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diver123 0 #67 September 24, 2002 It's always available. So the question is: are you ready? Just hang in there an relax. Patience always pays the highest dividends. Someone will come along when you least expect it... (now where did I put your address again???) "pull high! It's lower than you think..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #68 September 24, 2002 QuoteQuoteyou just want her for yourself!! Well, that may be true. But I have to agree with him. You're not ready for freaksis. You could probably skip the nice church-girls (big F111 mains) and go straight to mall chicks (1.0-1.1 loaded zp mains). But sis might hurt you (1.7+ elliptical). Not tryin' to dis ya here, but you just ain't got the experience yet for that kinda ride! Ya see this is why i never had a girl friend. I offer and get shot down b/c i don't have enough experience. How am i supposed to get experience?I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #69 September 24, 2002 April, should we then assume that you closed down the dungeon? Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #70 September 24, 2002 QuoteYa see this is why i never had a girl friend. I offer and get shot down b/c i don't have enough experience. How am i supposed to get experience? A weekend in Las Vegas with the professionals would help. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #71 September 24, 2002 QuoteClay's Good Girl #1 Oh hell. When he gets that authority to start giving out numbers and someone actually takes one, it MUST be the end of the world. That is even worse than the other indicators I've seen. << Starting to build a fallout shelter & stock the bunker >> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #72 September 24, 2002 QuoteClay's Good Girl #1 ------------------------------------------------------------ Oh hell. When he gets that authority to start giving out numbers and someone actually takes one, it MUST be the end of the world. That is even worse than the other indicators I've seen. Just for you Justin, I added "and proud of it" to my sig line. Tee hee. I'm also proud of the fact i gave him his first freefall kiss. Hmm, maybe i'll convert him from being a sheep lover.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #73 September 24, 2002 Quotei gave him his first freefall kiss. Hmm, maybe i'll convert him from being a sheep lover.. Sunshine, you have proven that you are a truly kind human being. That is to be admired. Really! Just make sure your vaccinations are up to date. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #74 September 24, 2002 QuoteJust make sure your vaccinations are up to date. I had a rash for a while after kissing him, but the cream the vet gave me cleared it right up. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #75 September 24, 2002 QuoteAnyone else remember the pics she posted ages ago? You wouldn't be referring to the one where she's holding a whip, would you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
