ernokaikkonen 0 #1 September 24, 2002 warning: contains a spoiler about the movie "seven" Ok, I have no idea why this popped in my mind just now. I have not been abused by any mean people lately, but I remembered a story and I just have to share it. You know, there are mean people out there. Not the ones that are outright evil, but just mean. 1996: I was doing my mandatory military service in the Finnish Military Defence Forces, and my platoon was assembled for the evening roll call. Then one of our instructors addressed us: "Men, how many of you have seen the movie 'Seven'?" *some hands are raised* "Well, how many of you are planning to go see it?" *more hands are raised, mine too* "At the end of the movie, the head of the detective's wife is found in a cardboard box. Good night. Dismissed!" The sheer meanness of the deed engraved the moment to my mind forever.Erno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #2 September 24, 2002 "At the end of the movie, the head of the detective's wife is found in a cardboard box. Good night. Dismissed!" ---------------- Gee, thanks...guess I can take Seven off my "movies to rent" list... -S PS - j/k...I've seen it._____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sangiro 26 #3 September 24, 2002 QuoteGo ahead, tell a story about a mean person! There once was this guy called Erno who posted on Dropzone.com. He did a post about how mean his instructor was in the millitary. He didn't ask whom of us had seen the movie "Seven" yet, he just told this story that ended with: "At the end of the movie, the head of the detective's wife is found in a cardboard box. Good night. Dismissed!" I hadn't seen the movie yet. That was just mean! And then he went back and added warning: contains a spoiler about the movie "seven" afterwards... that was just rubbing salt in the wounds! Safe swoops Sangiro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coho21 0 #4 September 24, 2002 Ha he ha lol!! Oh man this place kills me... J YSD#0009 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #5 September 24, 2002 Oh dear now I pissed of the HH How inconsiderate of me. I have added a spoiler warning in my post. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sangiro 26 #6 September 24, 2002 QuoteHow inconsiderate of me. Actually... did you see The Crying Game...Safe swoops Sangiro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #7 September 24, 2002 I did, but it had been spoiled too. Not quite as spectacularily though... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites quade 4 #8 September 24, 2002 At the end of the movie, Dorothy finds out all she needed to do was click her heels three times and say "there's no place like home." Damn, sorry if I ruined the ending for you on that one. It has been out for awhile though. quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jraf 0 #9 September 24, 2002 Erno, the Finnish Military Defence Forces is the biggest euphemism I have ever heard in my life. It is an ARMY. It has GUNS, and TANKS, and FIGHTER planes. Your grandfathers have proven that in 1940 as they kicked (and yes they did, given the balance of forces) Joe Stalin's butt. Call it an ARMY. Please.jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Skyrad 0 #10 September 24, 2002 Once had a NCO who made a recruit do press ups over a bayonet, I thought that was mean but damn, your Finnish NCOs are psycological bad asses!When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sangiro 26 #11 September 24, 2002 Quote"In this house, young lady, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!" - Homer J. Simpson That's hilarious! I guess Homer's version is probably a bit more like CP Snow's take on the Laws of Thermodynamics: You cannot win (that is, you cannot get something for nothing, because matter and energy are conserved). You cannot break even (you cannot return to the same energy state, because there is always an increase in disorder; entropy always increases). You cannot get out of the game (because absolute zero is unattainable). Safe swoops Sangiro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #12 September 24, 2002 "Dorothy finds out all she needed to do was click her heels three times" That tramp. If she had kept her heels together, she'd have been home a lot earlier. Isn't it always that way ? The one with the straw-blonde hair is an airhead. The "lion with a tadpole in a jar" is an obvious reference to the Led Z song. Flying monkeys... Screen writers party, acid, LZ music, going home late, need a good excuse... we know the source of that movie. No wonder the youth of today are so corrupted. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ernokaikkonen 0 #13 September 24, 2002 > Call it an ARMY. Please. Sorry, can't do that. I could call it "the military" or something, but the FMDF consists of the army, the navy and the air force... And, like, that(FMDF) is the official name of the institution... Don't hold it against me...Erno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ernokaikkonen 0 #14 September 24, 2002 No fair! This thread was about mean people, not the evil sadistic ones... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Skyrad 0 #15 September 24, 2002 LOL, fairplay. He was a sick puppy, ended up getting busted. When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #16 September 24, 2002 Erno, can you tell me the ending to the movie, "Changing Lanes"? I saw half of it on an airplane, and they cut it off so we could land. I'm too cheap to go rent it because now I've already seen half of it. I'd lose out on $1.50! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ernokaikkonen 0 #17 September 24, 2002 Sorry, haven't seen that one... *setting self up for a spoiler* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freaksister 0 #18 September 24, 2002 You know, I think the meanest person I know is myself. I can be a lot harder on myself than anyone else can. I keep that trait well-tuned. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyhi 24 #19 September 24, 2002 Quote, can you tell me the ending to the movie, "Changing Lanes"? The partners submit a fake paper which Affleck doesn't know about. Affleck gets the real one and sees the light. He refuses to submit it to the court because it is the wrong thing to do (old guy was senile when he signed it). When he finds out about the other one being submitted, he holds it over his bosses. Samuel L and Affleck become lovers. Definitely the feel good movie of the year.Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #20 September 24, 2002 ". I can be a lot harder on myself than anyone else can." So we're just gonna let this one slide through, eh ? Nope. I think I could be harder on you than anyone else, but I don't know who's been hard on you lately. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freaksister 0 #21 September 24, 2002 hehe Speaking of HARD...I had this sex dream last night... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #22 September 24, 2002 QuoteI had this sex dream last night... Sounds like I need a detailed PM on that......STAT!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jfields 0 #23 September 24, 2002 Don't be greedy, Clay! Sis, don't PM it to him. Post it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FliegendeWolf 0 #24 September 24, 2002 I'll take a stab at it: at the end, does your lover find your head in a cardboard box? A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freaksister 0 #25 September 24, 2002 uh, no. It didn't involve ANY cardboard. It was a fantasy that I ALMOST had sex with my favorite partner I've ever had but can't anymore and I woke up before we actually did anything. It was really boring, actually. But waking up was weird, because I thought, GOD if only that had been real! I would have found some way to screw it up! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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quade 4 #8 September 24, 2002 At the end of the movie, Dorothy finds out all she needed to do was click her heels three times and say "there's no place like home." Damn, sorry if I ruined the ending for you on that one. It has been out for awhile though. quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #9 September 24, 2002 Erno, the Finnish Military Defence Forces is the biggest euphemism I have ever heard in my life. It is an ARMY. It has GUNS, and TANKS, and FIGHTER planes. Your grandfathers have proven that in 1940 as they kicked (and yes they did, given the balance of forces) Joe Stalin's butt. Call it an ARMY. Please.jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #10 September 24, 2002 Once had a NCO who made a recruit do press ups over a bayonet, I thought that was mean but damn, your Finnish NCOs are psycological bad asses!When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sangiro 26 #11 September 24, 2002 Quote"In this house, young lady, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!" - Homer J. Simpson That's hilarious! I guess Homer's version is probably a bit more like CP Snow's take on the Laws of Thermodynamics: You cannot win (that is, you cannot get something for nothing, because matter and energy are conserved). You cannot break even (you cannot return to the same energy state, because there is always an increase in disorder; entropy always increases). You cannot get out of the game (because absolute zero is unattainable). Safe swoops Sangiro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 September 24, 2002 "Dorothy finds out all she needed to do was click her heels three times" That tramp. If she had kept her heels together, she'd have been home a lot earlier. Isn't it always that way ? The one with the straw-blonde hair is an airhead. The "lion with a tadpole in a jar" is an obvious reference to the Led Z song. Flying monkeys... Screen writers party, acid, LZ music, going home late, need a good excuse... we know the source of that movie. No wonder the youth of today are so corrupted. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #13 September 24, 2002 > Call it an ARMY. Please. Sorry, can't do that. I could call it "the military" or something, but the FMDF consists of the army, the navy and the air force... And, like, that(FMDF) is the official name of the institution... Don't hold it against me...Erno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #14 September 24, 2002 No fair! This thread was about mean people, not the evil sadistic ones... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Skyrad 0 #15 September 24, 2002 LOL, fairplay. He was a sick puppy, ended up getting busted. When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #16 September 24, 2002 Erno, can you tell me the ending to the movie, "Changing Lanes"? I saw half of it on an airplane, and they cut it off so we could land. I'm too cheap to go rent it because now I've already seen half of it. I'd lose out on $1.50! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ernokaikkonen 0 #17 September 24, 2002 Sorry, haven't seen that one... *setting self up for a spoiler* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freaksister 0 #18 September 24, 2002 You know, I think the meanest person I know is myself. I can be a lot harder on myself than anyone else can. I keep that trait well-tuned. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyhi 24 #19 September 24, 2002 Quote, can you tell me the ending to the movie, "Changing Lanes"? The partners submit a fake paper which Affleck doesn't know about. Affleck gets the real one and sees the light. He refuses to submit it to the court because it is the wrong thing to do (old guy was senile when he signed it). When he finds out about the other one being submitted, he holds it over his bosses. Samuel L and Affleck become lovers. Definitely the feel good movie of the year.Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #20 September 24, 2002 ". I can be a lot harder on myself than anyone else can." So we're just gonna let this one slide through, eh ? Nope. I think I could be harder on you than anyone else, but I don't know who's been hard on you lately. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freaksister 0 #21 September 24, 2002 hehe Speaking of HARD...I had this sex dream last night... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #22 September 24, 2002 QuoteI had this sex dream last night... Sounds like I need a detailed PM on that......STAT!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jfields 0 #23 September 24, 2002 Don't be greedy, Clay! Sis, don't PM it to him. Post it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FliegendeWolf 0 #24 September 24, 2002 I'll take a stab at it: at the end, does your lover find your head in a cardboard box? A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freaksister 0 #25 September 24, 2002 uh, no. It didn't involve ANY cardboard. It was a fantasy that I ALMOST had sex with my favorite partner I've ever had but can't anymore and I woke up before we actually did anything. It was really boring, actually. But waking up was weird, because I thought, GOD if only that had been real! I would have found some way to screw it up! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Skyrad 0 #15 September 24, 2002 LOL, fairplay. He was a sick puppy, ended up getting busted. When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #16 September 24, 2002 Erno, can you tell me the ending to the movie, "Changing Lanes"? I saw half of it on an airplane, and they cut it off so we could land. I'm too cheap to go rent it because now I've already seen half of it. I'd lose out on $1.50! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #17 September 24, 2002 Sorry, haven't seen that one... *setting self up for a spoiler* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #18 September 24, 2002 You know, I think the meanest person I know is myself. I can be a lot harder on myself than anyone else can. I keep that trait well-tuned. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #19 September 24, 2002 Quote, can you tell me the ending to the movie, "Changing Lanes"? The partners submit a fake paper which Affleck doesn't know about. Affleck gets the real one and sees the light. He refuses to submit it to the court because it is the wrong thing to do (old guy was senile when he signed it). When he finds out about the other one being submitted, he holds it over his bosses. Samuel L and Affleck become lovers. Definitely the feel good movie of the year.Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #20 September 24, 2002 ". I can be a lot harder on myself than anyone else can." So we're just gonna let this one slide through, eh ? Nope. I think I could be harder on you than anyone else, but I don't know who's been hard on you lately. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #21 September 24, 2002 hehe Speaking of HARD...I had this sex dream last night... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #22 September 24, 2002 QuoteI had this sex dream last night... Sounds like I need a detailed PM on that......STAT!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #23 September 24, 2002 Don't be greedy, Clay! Sis, don't PM it to him. Post it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #24 September 24, 2002 I'll take a stab at it: at the end, does your lover find your head in a cardboard box? A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #25 September 24, 2002 uh, no. It didn't involve ANY cardboard. It was a fantasy that I ALMOST had sex with my favorite partner I've ever had but can't anymore and I woke up before we actually did anything. It was really boring, actually. But waking up was weird, because I thought, GOD if only that had been real! I would have found some way to screw it up! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
