first base jump

[surfer101 0]

Last weekend i made my own paracute with 4 ropes and a quilt i found in my closet. 3 of the ropes were blue and the 4th one was yellow and a little bit shorter than the other ones. I did a base jump off the roof of my house and the parachute worked great so i went to my friends house which was two stories high and got stoned and then jumped off his roof and my parachute worked great again even though one of the ropes broke. then i smoked some more grass

[nws01 0]

Surfs up BIOTCH!

[bbarnhouse 0]

RUNS screaming TROLLS in the Dungeon TROLLS in the Dungeon!!!!!

[Cajones 0]

Which rope broke???

The laws of physics are strictly enforced.

[billvon 2,998]

>Which rope broke???

The one made of hemp, of course.

[freeflir29 0]

Club the TROLL..Club the TROLL!!!!!!!!!

[jraf 0]

Smoking weed is a good deed, smoking grass will save your ass. I assume the controlled substance laws in Mozambique are......loosely enforced if at all. What container did you use?

jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
Muff #3275

[surfer101 0]

Dude you saw the trolls too! i saw them once too after smokin some gnarly herb in my room, i thought i was just freakin out but i guess the really were real, i think one of them might have cut the rope that broke so if i ever see him again im gona kick his ass!

[TEB6363 0]

Do you club them, or poke them with a hot fork???

Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

[Cajones 0]

Did the rope actually break, or did the knot come out? Did you inspect the rope before your jump? I never jump without inspecting my ropes.

The laws of physics are strictly enforced.

[ernokaikkonen 0]

Dude, lay off the HMA ropes, I hear they can snap without warning!

[bbarnhouse 0]

I say club them....then give 'em the red hot fork!!
*thinks about the wonders of silver nitrate.....*

[quade 4]

It does bring up a good question though.

If I made a building jump when I was say, 10 -- does that count toward my BASE number?

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[surfer101 0]

damn dude i didnt even think about checkin the rope before i jumped, ill do that before i cram it back into my jansport backpack. i used the jansport because it has a lifetime garuntee and i dont want to die just because i jumped with a crappy backpack.

[ernokaikkonen 0]

>If I made a building jump when I was say, 10 -- does that count toward by
>BASE number?

Sure, if you used a packed(or at the minimum uninflated) parachute to save our life. No wait-- this wasn't a serious thread...

Yeah it would! I was sitting on this rock, and I fell off, so I have my E, right?

[ernokaikkonen 0]

>i used the jansport because it has a lifetime garuntee and i dont want to die
>just because i jumped with a crappy backpack.

Yeah, it's best to stick with gear from the big name manufacturers. Did you use nylon or hemp ropes?

[surfer101 0]

yo man, maybe you dont think trolls are a serious thing, but just wait till one of them steals the rest of your stash and eats it.

[Zenister 0]

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It does bring up a good question though.

If I made a building jump when I was say, 10 -- does that count toward my BASE number?

hey! thats a good point..
I made 3 with a cargo pilot chute (my father used to be a load master at Pope AFB) from the roof...great fun till my mother caught me..

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[freeflir29 0]

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great fun till my mother caught me..

Isn't that true of so many things.....

[quade 4]

Wait a minute, who said that in order for it to count a BASE rig had to be packed? "Skydiving Magazine" just ran an article about Marta doing a Monkey Flip off some rocks in Moab -- I'm guessing most people would consider that a BASE jump.

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[PhreeZone 20]

I can have my S and E at the same time since I was once pushed off of a log bridge right?

I took too long of a delay and forgot to pull on that one...

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And tomorrow is a mystery

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[jraf 0]

Murderrers!!!!! Villans!!!! Leave the Trolls alone. If they are gone who is going to hide my sock and underware. Besides they are an endangered species. That is why you should leave some uneaten food and undrank booze on the countertop at night. Then they can quietly sneak up and feed.
It's really cool looking at them feed and making pictures of them. Now if you are nast they will gnaw on your toe nails and put BenGay on your undies

jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
Muff #3275

[TEB6363 0]

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*thinks about the wonders of silver nitrate.....*

Silver nitrate should never be mixed with ammonia compounds as it can form azides which are powerful explosives. Silver nitrate is an oxidizer and should be treated as such. Never mix with finely particulated metals such as aluminum or zinc. Also avoid contact with organics.

Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

[bbarnhouse 0]

Those aren't trolls.....those are gnomes!!! Trolls are too big to fit in the house!

[ernokaikkonen 0]

>"Skydiving Magazine" just ran an article about Marta doing a Monkey Flip
>off some rocks in Moab

Doing a what? Is that the same as a McConkey?

That's precisely the point: The pioneers in the beginning of the 80s defined that the rig had to be packed for it to count as a BASE jump, so that kiting off objects wouldn't count. Since that's, well, paragliding.

But now that people are doing McConkeys(hanging the open parachute off the object in front of you), there was a discussion on Blinc about the definition of a BASE-jump, and some people said that since a McConkey is a BASE jump, an unpacked but uninflated parachute is ok to qualify for a BASE jump.

Erno