10 Things That Piss Me Off

[f1freak 0]

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
2. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no dick.

3. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

4. When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too. "Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

5. When people say, "It's always in the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

6. When people say, while watching a movie, "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at the ceiling?

7. The radio ad: "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't." Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr. Healey. You're blind for God's sake

8. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, didja there buddy?

9. When something is "new and improved." Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

10. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over.

HAVE FUN...
...JUST DONT DIE

[bbarnhouse 0]

Bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Oh geez killin me here.roflmao

[TheBile 0]

LMAO before I even opened this post. The title was succinctly put.
ROFL for the actual post. Nice one.

Gerb

I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

[FallRate 0]

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4. When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too. "Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

Your irritation is due to a misquote, the saying is actually "eat your cake and have it too". This makes quite a bit more sense. It's like having five grand in the bank, which is really nice to have, and wanting a new rig. To get one you must give up the other. I have always taken the intent of the quote to be a criticizism of those who want to make gains without sacrifice.

One less thing to be pissed off about now.

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[moodyskydiver 0]

ROFLMAO!! I totally agree with ya!

"...just an earthbound misfit, I."

[Yoshi 0]

let me add # 11...I am a mortgage broker..and there are 2 kinds of customers that piss me off ..the kind that lie...and the rest of them
-yoshi

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[moodyskydiver 0]

Ok, time to add my list.

1. People who are so obnoxiously perky and happy early in the morning while you're still hunting for the coffee pot and asking yourself why you got out of bed in the first place.

2.People who act fake to impress others.

3. Theres one of these everywhere; your classes,you office, or even your dz.These overly cocky people who,no matter what the problem or story at hand, they have done it,someone in their family has done it,or who has a friend that has done it.

4.Those people who drive 25 mph no matter what the speed limit is.

5. (worse than #4) Those that drive slow as hell when you cant pass them,but then turn into a Nascar driver when you do try to pass them.

6. People who think their kid is the most innocent and perfect thing that ever walked the planet,when in truth, the little shit is the next canidate to be Charles Manson or Hitler.

7. When someone tries to push their beliefs (religious, political or otherwise) onto you and then gets mad when you dont fall down and kiss their feet for doing so.

8. People who will lie no matter what. Even if there is no reason to lie or if they know that you can tell that they are doing it.

Ok, sorry, ranting is over now.

"...just an earthbound misfit, I."

[Yoshi 0]

(yet another one)
when females think we should put the seat down after using the toilet....just be glad we put it up when we used it k? :)
-yoshi

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[Sassy 0]

YAY!!!!!!!! Not an issue in my life for a very long time
Sassy

[christoofar 0]

kamakazi bro, k-diggity, kawasaki, part of asian invasion of the caucasion persuasion

That is the *BEST* sig I have ever seen yet

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[Yoshi 0]

* bow *
thankya
-yoshi

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[happythoughts 0]

"when females think we should put the seat down after using the toilet"
We should be kind to them until they figure out this complex task. Just here to help.

[Yoshi 0]

....ahh well I guess that is simply a standard this is to be obided by most men forever.. btw I got my pic working!
-yoshi

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3. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

What's wrong with that? If the remote is missing I want to find it.

Yes, I get the point.

-DOUG

"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

[mujie96 0]

Just a couple more:
People who will block the entire parking lot waiting for a better spot, instead of walking.
Wal-Mart.
Jess

Just keep swimming...just keep swimming....

[Jumperpaula 0]

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8. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, didja there buddy?

this is in Tandem with "I don't mean to be a bitch but..." , or "I don't mean to hurt your feelings but..."


But what, you're going to anyway!

All are just a useless waist of time. Pisses me off.

[FallinWoman 1]

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3. Theres one of these everywhere; your classes,you office, or even your dz.These overly cocky people who,no matter what the problem or story at hand, they have done it,someone in their family has done it,or who has a friend that has done it.

Not only have they done it, but they have done it better, bigger, more often, sooner, whatever than you have.....that drives me nuts!!!

I told a woman once that I was a skydiver. She responded, totally unimpressed, "Yeah, I did that once." Like she was too cool to admit that it was amazing!!!

Anne

~Anne

I'm a Doll!!!!

[f1freak 0]

Got your back on the last 7...
But damn i love mornings...

HAVE FUN...
...JUST DONT DIE

[quatorze 1]

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7. When someone tries to push their beliefs (religious, political or otherwise) onto you and then gets mad when you dont fall down and kiss their feet for doing so.

Oh I feel ya, sitting here at work listening to some preacher on the radio, but I can 't change it becasue the people that I work with get all pissy, "why would I want to listen to that rock music? What is wrong
with this?" Uh I don't know, may be because I don't follow the same way of thinking and really don't care to hear hymms sung while I am working third shift at
a airline maintenance facility on a GODDAMN FRIDAY NIGHT!!!!


sorry, rant done

I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

[brianthomas1966 0]

Hallaluya, Brother!

Brian

[VivaHeadDown 0]

Wow f1freak, you're just like an angry, bitter, Seinfeld. Been having a bad day?

[f1freak 0]

No, Its been a great day...
thats why i only have 10 things that piss me off....

HAVE FUN...
...JUST DONT DIE

[dove 0]

Hahahaha! You made me laugh out loud a coupla times there - good guffaws too! Thanks!

Fall in dove.