ChileRelleno 0 #1 September 19, 2002 The other night i was talking to this whore and she told me she could tell when a mans sperm count was getting too high,I said "wells hows that?" and she said "when I have to chew before I can swallow!"............. This guy I know was going to get evicted by his landlady who is a really skanky old hag,well he goes and begs her not to throw him out in the street,says "I'll do anything".So the old hag says he'll have to pleasure her,so he bites the bullet and takes her to bed. Well hes trying to get things going but he can't get it in and tells her about,she says "hold on second" reaches down and does something.He glides right in ,he can't believe it,one of the best fucks in his life!...So hes lying there smoking a cig and he ask her what she did? she says "OH,I just reached down and tore the scab off".......... ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronMike 0 #2 September 19, 2002 What did Martin Luther King say after his wife delivered twins? "I overcame" Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 #3 September 19, 2002 What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? ... Full. - Jim"Like" - The modern day comma Good bye, my friends. You are missed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sassy 0 #4 September 19, 2002 That second one is just GROSS!!!!!! Sassy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #5 September 19, 2002 Man! I'm eating!!!!. You REALLY, and I mean REALLY need to jump! Go do a tandem. Yesterday the leg pictures (I was eating dinner) today the sick jokes (I am eating lunch). P-leeease, someone get him to do a tandem!!!!!jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #6 September 19, 2002 C'MON PEOPLE,SICK JOKES....those last two were NOT sick... ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #7 September 20, 2002 Geez ! ! ! Which truck stop did you hear those at ?!?Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #8 September 20, 2002 Bile, I was sitting in a truckstop one night telling jokes and the waitress said I'd have to stop cause the shop mechanics just came in for a coffee break.... ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
