Cajones 0 #2 September 17, 2002 Thanks, I always enjoy a laugh... The laws of physics are strictly enforced. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sassy 0 #3 September 17, 2002 Those were great Sassy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpy 0 #4 September 17, 2002 Lol..thanks for that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #5 September 17, 2002 Ok those were good!! Try this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sassy 0 #6 September 17, 2002 Ooohhh.....ROFL!!!!! Sassy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #7 September 17, 2002 Some of the old timers on here will remember when these were new every month... DroptoonsYesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #8 September 17, 2002 [font "Comic Sans MS"]This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale."He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the dog replies. "So, what's your story?" The mutt looks up and says "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leader, cause no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says "Ten dollars." The guy says he'll buy him but asks the owner, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him?"The owner replies, "He's such a liar."[/font] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brisco 0 #9 September 17, 2002 A man with a dog walks into a bar and bets the bartender the price of a drink that his dog can talk. The bartender takes the bet. The man turns to his dog and says, "Fido, what does sandpaper feel like?" The dog says "Ruff! Ruff!" The bartender rolls his eyes and tells the guy to get out. The guy says, "give me another chance!" and the bartender again agrees. So the guy asks his dog, "Fido, what is on top of a house?" The dog answers "Roof! Roof!" The bartender getting a little exasperated tells the guy to get lost! The guy pleads for one more chance and asks the dog, "Fido, who was the greatest baseball player of all time?" to which the dog says "Ruth! Ruth!" The bartender is pissed at this waste of his time and yells at the guy "Get the fuck out of my bar and take your stupid dog with you!" As they are walking out of the bar the dog says to the guy, "Gee, do ya think I should have said DiMaggio?" Brisco Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #10 September 17, 2002 So this skydiver walks out of a bar...no really.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 September 17, 2002 These two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gemini 0 #12 September 17, 2002 Thanks. I haven't had that good of a laugh in a long time! Blue skies, Jim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #13 September 17, 2002 Good stuff guys, thanks for the laughI got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
