Time to Cutaway?

[ECVZZ 0]

Boy, in my present state of mind I sure thought this thread was something different!

G. Jones

"I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea."

[Patkat 0]

Please see the attached photo. I had asked the fair Lisa for an opinion of my camera ability and she gently explained I was doing quite well for my jump numbers, and offered me a little encouragement...

[Deuce 1]

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Not a bad picture, as pictures go... but why does everyone there look like they got hit on the forehead with a ballpeen hammer? Too much high altitude? Tough night at the bonfire? Lots of hammers and bored skydivers?

-patkat

We had all been thoroughly Bytch-slapped. It kind of leaves you stunned until it's time to get in the door. Lisa waited until after I had followed the BillVon instructions for operating the SkyVan door and then cracked me across the jaw. She was just a little off center, so I still had enough wits to take the badly focused and exposed photo.

You can see that Cornholio, Scob, Nathan (NBS or whatever he calls himself, just don't call him Nate unless you are a Cha-Cha gorilla or something) were much more incapacitated from the blow. And then there's the Bytch-slapper herself and her birdie.

Sebazz was right behind me, but she had knocked him out cold.

As I came out of it, I took a picture of her infamous rack and she hit me again. That's why I couldn't fly for sh*t when we got out and I only have a couple of pictures of us in flight.

Yeah, that's it. That's the ticket.

I'll put some more up tomorrow, but I gotta shrink them down until they pass the hot fork test.

[skybytch 273]

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We had all been thoroughly Bytch-slapped. It kind of leaves you stunned until it's time to get in the door.

Buncha wussies, I swear. Those were love pats.

[drenaline 0]

I have basic HTML (www.angelfire.com/fl/dokester), I know my stuff about gear, I like to learn, I was born in the US and have 21 years old. Want to pay me the plane ticket from Panama?

Ok here are the bad things, I hate waking up early (7 or 8 am), I have never sold anything in my life (except for my motocycle and one time I sold about 300$+ on scuba diving gear to a mother and her childrens (only fins, mask and accesories, no regulators or anything expensive)), only have 54 jumps and like my wednesday party.

Good things: I am good with responsabilities, thats why am in the board of directive of the Panama parachuting association and board of directive of the Panama oceanic association, I am loyal to the company (thats why I have never been fired from the SCUBA diving learning center since 5 years ago) and have knowledge about managing (my family has been owner of our own company since before I was born, yep I learned some stuff).

Oh yeah I forgot: I have horrible spelling and grammar.

HISPA 21
www.panamafreefall.com

[smiles 0]

Well, I have over 1,000 jumps.
I am certified in custom graphic & website design.
Animation, graphic design,
advert banners & skydive illustration is what
I cutaway to do many years ago.
Skilled in digital video, camera and editing.
Have purchased all of my skydive gear working
for Canadian AeroSports Inc., designing all parachute
and rig instruction manuals.

Could this position in your office (California), not be
filled from my business office here in Canada???

My Business: id-graphics
website: www.id-graphics.com
-Skydive Pages-

Smiles.

[flyhi 24]

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enjoys working with people

You had me right up to this point. Sorry.

"I can't stand people, but I love gatherings."

Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

[DENGOPHER 0]

lisa i would love to cum work under you but i can't afford that big of a pay cut...
just jump!!!
gopher
ps. the fring bennifets are tempting.

[fonz 0]

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Must be able to legally work in the US.

doh!

Second that. Dammit dammit dammit!

And five hundred entirely naked women dropped out of the sky on parachutes.
-- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

[Galen 0]

What's your policy on sitting in on dropzone.com forums during work hours?

Respect the Dolphin

[kingbunky 3]

it seems to be a job requirement.

"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart."
MB4252 TDS699
killing threads since 2001

[fonz 0]

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it seems to be a job requirement.

Hmm. I think I can do that.

And five hundred entirely naked women dropped out of the sky on parachutes.
-- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

[Patkat 0]

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We had all been thoroughly Bytch-slapped. It kind of leaves you stunned until it's time to get in the door.

Buncha wussies, I swear. Those were love pats.

Love..... pats?


OH I get it...

-patkat

Patkat
gotta exercise my demons!

[rhino 0]

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lisa i would love to cum work under you but i can't afford that big of a pay cut...
just jump!!!
gopher

Interesting Gopher... LOL

Rhino

[skybytch 273]

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Could this position in your office (California), not be filled from my business office here in Canada???

The job responsibilities include answering phones and filing... so telecommuting isn't an option.

[Viking 0]

So how far away is Square One from the DZ?

I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin