happythoughts 0 #26 September 10, 2002 The main difference between scuba and skydiving is this... when you are scuba diving and you run out of air, you just go back up and get some more. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #27 September 10, 2002 Or... You have a back pack on and keep checking for your hackey! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #28 September 10, 2002 Near the fire pit, the dz had a telephone pole that was cut down to a 3 ft stump. A packer came up with 2 friends, all totally trashed. Someone was grousing about their opening and the packer said it was bad body position (probably true). However, the packer left and came back with his rig on to demonstrate the perfect arch. He climbed up on the stump, jumped off with a nice arch, tossed his PC, and hammered into the ground. While we were still discussing it, a guy walks up and said he didn't understand. The guy got back up on the stump and did it again. Talk about sore in the morning. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drenaline 0 #29 September 10, 2002 Quotea guy walks up and said he didn't understand. Packer: Ok but I will only do it 3 more times! so you better look! HISPA 21 www.panamafreefall.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
outlawphx 1 #30 September 10, 2002 I actually named my dog Toggles back in 95 Dave D-15324 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
howardwhite 6 #31 September 10, 2002 "By the way, I actually learned to pack a PC last weekend - did three of 'em and a couple T-10s. Good stuff!" So did you just pack them or did you jump them? There's a PC thread going on in the gear forum. HW Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beau31duke 0 #32 September 10, 2002 One of the stories I've been told is when a group went to California and they had been drinking before take off so they were already a little rowdy. When the commercial plane was taking off one of the guys "screamed every body forward". They said everyone just looked at them and they laughed harder. Beau Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
howardwhite 6 #33 September 10, 2002 "I can't remember which Otter it was, but under the left/right buttons, it had the Braille dots (true story). " Well, at least one of Kevin McCole's Otters, 203E, if I remember correctly. All Otters should also have a box of Beano or GasX on the back wall. HW Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #34 September 10, 2002 When you can't get the twisty tie thing off the bread bag and you're mad because it has line twists. Jess Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #35 September 10, 2002 QuoteWhen you can't get the twisty tie thing off the bread bag and you're mad because it has line twists. or when you make little stick figure sit flyers out of the same twisties... TRUE I even made a little rig out of a post it note and he hangs in my cub in a sitI promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #36 September 10, 2002 QuoteI even made alittle rig.... Lummy honey......you need to get out more often Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #37 September 10, 2002 when you see me in the grocery store stealing all the little twisties off the bread bags JUST so I can make a hybrid, then it's time to worry... Hmmm........ I kinda like that idea.....I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #38 September 10, 2002 Lummy you crack me up dude. You have to show me the hybrid twisty things Friday night when I am in San Ramon! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #39 September 10, 2002 QuoteQuoteWhen you can't get the twisty tie thing off the bread bag and you're mad because it has line twists. or when you make little stick figure sit flyers out of the same twisties... TRUE I even made a little rig out of a post it note and he hangs in my cub in a sit Wow. You're good. I want one. Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #40 September 10, 2002 ...or you know you're a skydiver when you insist on a window seat for commercial flights, then spend most of it looking out the window, finding likey landing spots and thinking about saving for a 30000 foot jump.. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #41 September 10, 2002 Or when your daughter draws on a Magna-doodle and you see sit fliers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #42 September 10, 2002 Your a CRW Dawg when you no longer have matching shoes and those that you do have have three lines on them.. that are line burns.Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gemini 0 #43 September 10, 2002 As I was sitting next to the window/emergency door, I had my rig in the empty middle seat. A passing flight attendent stopped, looked at the rig and said "You don't plan on using that do you?" My only response was a smile and "Nope." Guy in the seat behind me said, "Well if you do, I'm going with you!" Attendent just laughed and walked away. Blue skies, Jim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #44 September 10, 2002 QuoteYou're good. I want one. I'll be accepting pre orders as soon as the web page is up I am wondering what a hybrid would look like tho... Thanks Nate and Bets... it's ALL your fault... QuoteMy body is a temple and I'm decorating the walls. I can recommend a good interior decorator Solly, I couldn't resist, it was SUCH an easy setupI promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #45 September 10, 2002 Ok thats a cute picture.....but.......why is his legs straight????????????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #46 September 10, 2002 OMG... NAV Solutions certificate next to a ... a.... a.... punch card?!? I think that qualifies you for a "Geek Skydiver" number it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #47 September 10, 2002 >Truth: You fall out of a tree, intoxicated, and hit the ground >arching. Come to think of it, why were you up a tree, intoxicated in >the first place? Why the hell not! Erno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #48 September 10, 2002 OOO OOOO a Number? I get a #???? COOL!!! Can I be GS#007? OR GS# C3? better yet GS#0001?? Ahhh..... I feel better now that I'm accepted :) LOL And I have the 5 1/4 Floppy aroun, along with an ole laptop keyboard on the other side. Luckily I've left the dissected laptop HD at home, other wise, i'd REALLY be a geek Becky... He's driving forward, look at the hips LOLI promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #49 September 10, 2002 Dang! I was just gonna ask for pics but you beat me to it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites blondeflyer7 0 #50 September 10, 2002 Mahahahhaa......If you say so! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
blondeflyer7 0 #50 September 10, 2002 Mahahahhaa......If you say so! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
