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im a fuckin yuppie
Yuppie #0005
Yuppie #0005
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tadbad 0
What about those of us still on student status? I qualify for now...until I spend all my money on jumping...lose my job (violation of #4)...sell my sports car (violation of #5)...and so on...and so on...
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When you're going to extremes...you taste adrenaline!!
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When you're going to extremes...you taste adrenaline!!
Michele 1
1) you must be a sky diver! depends on who you talk to...some call me a skyfaller...
2) you must be a dropzone.com member. That's true.
3) you must have an impeccable safety record Does this mean in the sky, or driving, or workplace accidents, or small arms fire, or???
4) you must have an annual income of at leat $12,000.00 a year, or be in college. Hmmmmm. Gross or take-home?
5) you must own an automobile that "could" be considered a sports, or luxury automobile, even if it's a junker! [Wink]BLack Jetta, leather seats, stick shift 5-speed....does that count? The insurance co. thinks it is....
6) someone must have taken a "shot" at you for being a Yuppie, at least once in the last 6 months Well, there have been shots taken, but no-one's called me a Yuppie....
7) you must conduct yourself with the utmost restraint, even under the heaviest of fire Well, this leaves me out...I yelled at someone recently...and hung up on him...under extreme provocation, I might add...but still, that was not "conducting myself with the utmost restraint".
8) you must give freely, and willingly to the newbies of our sport, giving back when you can Hee hee, that's the fun part.
9) when you see a place where your "Yuppie" brother, or sister could, or is stumbling, you must render aid, if you can. I can usually tell when they're stumbling, but have no aid to render, as I usually am laying face down in the dirt at that time...cause it's me they've stumbled over...
10) last, but not least, be safe, have fun, and when you can, lend a hand. Done....
So, I don't think I meet all the requirements...however, I will work harder to accomplish this, and someday, maybe years in the future but someday, I can join the august ranks of Skydiver Yuppie-dom! 'Til then, I shall strive harder, and reach for this new goal!
Ciels and Pinks-
Michele
~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek
While our hearts lie bleeding?~
2) you must be a dropzone.com member. That's true.
3) you must have an impeccable safety record Does this mean in the sky, or driving, or workplace accidents, or small arms fire, or???
4) you must have an annual income of at leat $12,000.00 a year, or be in college. Hmmmmm. Gross or take-home?
5) you must own an automobile that "could" be considered a sports, or luxury automobile, even if it's a junker! [Wink]BLack Jetta, leather seats, stick shift 5-speed....does that count? The insurance co. thinks it is....
6) someone must have taken a "shot" at you for being a Yuppie, at least once in the last 6 months Well, there have been shots taken, but no-one's called me a Yuppie....
7) you must conduct yourself with the utmost restraint, even under the heaviest of fire Well, this leaves me out...I yelled at someone recently...and hung up on him...under extreme provocation, I might add...but still, that was not "conducting myself with the utmost restraint".
8) you must give freely, and willingly to the newbies of our sport, giving back when you can Hee hee, that's the fun part.
9) when you see a place where your "Yuppie" brother, or sister could, or is stumbling, you must render aid, if you can. I can usually tell when they're stumbling, but have no aid to render, as I usually am laying face down in the dirt at that time...cause it's me they've stumbled over...
10) last, but not least, be safe, have fun, and when you can, lend a hand. Done....
So, I don't think I meet all the requirements...however, I will work harder to accomplish this, and someday, maybe years in the future but someday, I can join the august ranks of Skydiver Yuppie-dom! 'Til then, I shall strive harder, and reach for this new goal!
Ciels and Pinks-
Michele
~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek
While our hearts lie bleeding?~
rgoper 0
Damnit.........I don't want to be anything but a medalist!! Somebody give up the Gold, Silver or Bronze.........I refuse to be 4th!!
if you wish, in keeping with the spirit of "Yuppie Sky Diving" i shall relent my #0001 and take # 0004, if you wish!
my pleasure! please see requirement # 11, i added it just now! 
--Richard--
"We Will Not Be Shaken By Thugs, And Terroist"
"We Will Not Be Shaken By Thugs, And Terroist"
pop 0
assign yourselfs numbers after that
Please note in your records I have claimed Yuppie SkyDiver #0005
Thank you
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rgoper 0
bbarnhouse is "Yuppie Sky Diver" #0001, i'm re-assinging my self #0006!
--Richard--
"We Will Not Be Shaken By Thugs, And Terroist"
"We Will Not Be Shaken By Thugs, And Terroist"
"higher standards in our behaviour"
I guess my last appearance in one of Zabo's videos could be misunderstood by the Yuppie Membership Committee.
I was just helping that girl clean up some water that she spilled.
I guess my last appearance in one of Zabo's videos could be misunderstood by the Yuppie Membership Committee.
I was just helping that girl clean up some water that she spilled.
Nick 0
How about an other requirements (and possibly overriding one) of always trying to be better. Whether it's:
Having a higher Yuppie Sky Diver number (just for bbarnhouse)
Being a better skydiver
being a better person
being able to drink more beer
being able to see more boobies!!!
Nick
Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
Having a higher Yuppie Sky Diver number (just for bbarnhouse)
Being a better skydiver
being a better person
being able to drink more beer
being able to see more boobies!!!
Nick
Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
I shall relent my #0001
Sigh......thank you Richard but won't be required. I shall wear my #0004 proudly....although I did chime in at #3 and saw you had it assigned .
Even a princess can see when she is in error........
YSD#0004
rgoper 0
I was just helping that girl clean up some water that she spilled.
there is no governing committe, we shall govern ourselfs! see rule # 11! this is a stewardship kind of thing!
--Richard--
"We Will Not Be Shaken By Thugs, And Terroist"
"We Will Not Be Shaken By Thugs, And Terroist"
pop 0
being able to drink more beer
being able to see more boobies!!!
These are good
7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer
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