dove 0 #1 August 30, 2002 Well. I am usually a very upbeat and positive person. But I am SOOOOO down in the dumps right now. I feel so sad inside. Don't ask - it just sucks. So - who knows how to make a dove smile? Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #2 August 30, 2002 Hey Dove... No matter how bad it seems, and however bleak life looks, Seb still SUCKS...I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #3 August 30, 2002 try This website make sure your sound is turned up for the music I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Christine 0 #4 August 30, 2002 I would try but I feel the same as you today, it does suck. Hope it gets better for you!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nws01 0 #5 August 30, 2002 Freefliers at Skydive Orange... Dove Bobby Page John Elmore Robert Garofalo Jeff Hunt Jim Adams Shane McGroarty Kevin Gibson John Stevens Will Stephens Waldo Morales Erin Golden Courtney Shiflet John Wakelin Leon Toson Mike Durham Goree Alexander Waugh III Jim Heivilin David S. Milliron Richard Whitney Nancy Koreen Andrew Staich Kami Lambert Nate Solloway Dan Wayland Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Michele 1 #6 August 30, 2002 Well, Lovie-Dovie, I am not a guy, so I'm not going to flirt with you or anything. But I am gonna tell you a truth or two I've learned in my life. 1. Most everything changes. What's shit today, can turn around tomorrow. Hang on until tomorrow, and see what's changed...maybe you, maybe the circumstances, maybe someone else...but it is never the same. 2. Too much hard liquor makes you sick. Eat expensive chocolates instead. They just make you fat.... 3. When you're too depressed to do something for yourself, do something for someone else. Send someone a card; hold the door for someone who doesn't expect it. Do little things for others, and you will start to see your value again. 4. Crying is good for the soul. Walking around with puffy eyelids isn't. Cry. Cry hard, cry long. Wail into the pillow. Then, get an icepack for your eyes. You'll have the best of both worlds. 5. A hug from a child changes the world. Get a hug from a child. And since I strive to recapture childhood daily, here's one right now: ((((((((((((((((((((HUGS)))))))))))))))))))))))))))). Hang tight, go jump, flirt a bit, and smile a whole lot. Hugs, ciels and Pinks- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jessica 0 #7 August 30, 2002 I have some experience with birds...they like to be scratched under their wings. *scratching dove under her wings* And they like to be fed sunflower seeds, and to be sung to. I can do these things for you! Cheer up, we love you. Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dove 0 #8 August 30, 2002 Thanks guys. I think I may feel the tiniest inkling of a twitch in the corner of my mouth. They say when it rains it pours. But this is a monsoon. And since I tend to be a very happy person, it just hurts all the worse cause I know what it feels like on the other side. I knew I could count on you all though. Score one for the positive side. Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Scratch 0 #9 August 30, 2002 Coo. Hey Dove. Come visit me in deepest darkest Africa and I will scratch you under your wings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnnyD 0 #10 August 30, 2002 I believe it was posted that the tongue was the strongest muscle. I would be willing to set up some sort of a test. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites helicam 0 #11 August 30, 2002 QuoteCoo. Hey Dove. Come visit me in deepest darkest Africa and I will scratch you under your wings. Listen to the man...here in DDA, we have more than enough to keep you smiling...nothing to beat our country to make you laugh!! Seriously....*HUGS* I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #12 August 30, 2002 have you tried standing in front of the mirror naked? if you dont wanna do that then stnad in front of the window..(I'll need your address) sorry to hear you're down today. hope you can smile though. if standing in front of the window doens work...try jumping jacks!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildblue 7 #13 August 30, 2002 A smile flies in the face of adversity. I could tell you a joke, but the only two I can think of right now just don't work in written form too well... I'll see what else I can come up with. Here! A joke about sex! Even better! ---- A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question. After consulting the Bible, the priest says, " My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on Sundays." The man thinks: " What does a priest know about sex?" So he goes to a minister, who after all is a married man and experienced in this matter. He queries the minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and therefore not for the Sabbath! Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority: a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge. In other words, he goes to a rabbi. The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, " My son, sex is definitely play." The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?" The Rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were work, my wife would have the maid do it."it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhreeZone 20 #14 August 30, 2002 (Stolen from the junk mail filters here at work.. Also sex related just for you Dove....) Don't shoot the messenger here.. I only stole them, I did'nt right them...... New Sex Study It has been studied and determined that the most often used sexual position for married couples is the doggie position. The husband sits up and begs and the wife rolls over and plays dead. --------------------------------------- My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in. ----------------------------------------------------------------- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world" The woman says, "I'll miss you." ----------------------------------------------------------------- "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he steps out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor. ----------------------------------------------------------------- He said , "Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly." She said, "Well, you succeeded." ----------------------------------------------------------------- He said, "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?" She said, "That's a good idea, you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zilla 0 #15 August 30, 2002 Looks like someone hit the bio page on our website (yay - I'm still on the list)....... Dove honey . . I'm so sorry your down right now. Hang in there and know that all of us at Orange are wishing you well and hoping that whatever it is that's making you so sad - ...goes the hell away quick. Big orange hugs to you honey! Be safe out there and I'll see you the next time you make it to O. Courtney (Court-zilla) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rdutch 0 #16 August 30, 2002 Go make a jump. Fixes me everytime. Oh yeah theres also Beer that might help also. Anyway cheer up its always better tommorrow. Ray Ray Small and fast what every girl dreams of! 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nws01 0 #5 August 30, 2002 Freefliers at Skydive Orange... Dove Bobby Page John Elmore Robert Garofalo Jeff Hunt Jim Adams Shane McGroarty Kevin Gibson John Stevens Will Stephens Waldo Morales Erin Golden Courtney Shiflet John Wakelin Leon Toson Mike Durham Goree Alexander Waugh III Jim Heivilin David S. Milliron Richard Whitney Nancy Koreen Andrew Staich Kami Lambert Nate Solloway Dan Wayland Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #6 August 30, 2002 Well, Lovie-Dovie, I am not a guy, so I'm not going to flirt with you or anything. But I am gonna tell you a truth or two I've learned in my life. 1. Most everything changes. What's shit today, can turn around tomorrow. Hang on until tomorrow, and see what's changed...maybe you, maybe the circumstances, maybe someone else...but it is never the same. 2. Too much hard liquor makes you sick. Eat expensive chocolates instead. They just make you fat.... 3. When you're too depressed to do something for yourself, do something for someone else. Send someone a card; hold the door for someone who doesn't expect it. Do little things for others, and you will start to see your value again. 4. Crying is good for the soul. Walking around with puffy eyelids isn't. Cry. Cry hard, cry long. Wail into the pillow. Then, get an icepack for your eyes. You'll have the best of both worlds. 5. A hug from a child changes the world. Get a hug from a child. And since I strive to recapture childhood daily, here's one right now: ((((((((((((((((((((HUGS)))))))))))))))))))))))))))). Hang tight, go jump, flirt a bit, and smile a whole lot. Hugs, ciels and Pinks- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #7 August 30, 2002 I have some experience with birds...they like to be scratched under their wings. *scratching dove under her wings* And they like to be fed sunflower seeds, and to be sung to. I can do these things for you! Cheer up, we love you. Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #8 August 30, 2002 Thanks guys. I think I may feel the tiniest inkling of a twitch in the corner of my mouth. They say when it rains it pours. But this is a monsoon. And since I tend to be a very happy person, it just hurts all the worse cause I know what it feels like on the other side. I knew I could count on you all though. Score one for the positive side. Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #9 August 30, 2002 Coo. Hey Dove. Come visit me in deepest darkest Africa and I will scratch you under your wings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyD 0 #10 August 30, 2002 I believe it was posted that the tongue was the strongest muscle. I would be willing to set up some sort of a test. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
helicam 0 #11 August 30, 2002 QuoteCoo. Hey Dove. Come visit me in deepest darkest Africa and I will scratch you under your wings. Listen to the man...here in DDA, we have more than enough to keep you smiling...nothing to beat our country to make you laugh!! Seriously....*HUGS* I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #12 August 30, 2002 have you tried standing in front of the mirror naked? if you dont wanna do that then stnad in front of the window..(I'll need your address) sorry to hear you're down today. hope you can smile though. if standing in front of the window doens work...try jumping jacks!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #13 August 30, 2002 A smile flies in the face of adversity. I could tell you a joke, but the only two I can think of right now just don't work in written form too well... I'll see what else I can come up with. Here! A joke about sex! Even better! ---- A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question. After consulting the Bible, the priest says, " My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on Sundays." The man thinks: " What does a priest know about sex?" So he goes to a minister, who after all is a married man and experienced in this matter. He queries the minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and therefore not for the Sabbath! Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority: a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge. In other words, he goes to a rabbi. The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, " My son, sex is definitely play." The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?" The Rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were work, my wife would have the maid do it."it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #14 August 30, 2002 (Stolen from the junk mail filters here at work.. Also sex related just for you Dove....) Don't shoot the messenger here.. I only stole them, I did'nt right them...... New Sex Study It has been studied and determined that the most often used sexual position for married couples is the doggie position. The husband sits up and begs and the wife rolls over and plays dead. --------------------------------------- My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in. ----------------------------------------------------------------- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world" The woman says, "I'll miss you." ----------------------------------------------------------------- "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he steps out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor. ----------------------------------------------------------------- He said , "Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly." She said, "Well, you succeeded." ----------------------------------------------------------------- He said, "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?" She said, "That's a good idea, you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zilla 0 #15 August 30, 2002 Looks like someone hit the bio page on our website (yay - I'm still on the list)....... Dove honey . . I'm so sorry your down right now. Hang in there and know that all of us at Orange are wishing you well and hoping that whatever it is that's making you so sad - ...goes the hell away quick. Big orange hugs to you honey! Be safe out there and I'll see you the next time you make it to O. Courtney (Court-zilla) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdutch 0 #16 August 30, 2002 Go make a jump. Fixes me everytime. Oh yeah theres also Beer that might help also. Anyway cheer up its always better tommorrow. Ray Ray Small and fast what every girl dreams of! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevin922 0 #17 August 30, 2002 I think dove needs to go find a good birdman ;-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
