jfields 0 #226 August 21, 2002 QuoteAll right, I was waiting for Justin to do it first, so now I guess I have to. Andrea, what else will you do if I do it first? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #227 August 21, 2002 HA HA HA HA....Andrea loves that game, "follow the leader"...you show me yours, and I'll show you mine. HA HA HA HA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #228 August 21, 2002 QuoteAndrea, what else will you do if I do it first? Nothing involving farm animals......Just calm down....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #229 August 21, 2002 QuoteNothing involving farm animals......Just calm down Butt out of this, Clay. We weren't talking about you. I'm just waiting to see what else Andrea wants to do. It is my goal to help her overcome these hurdles in life by being a good role model. Especially if they involve her removing clothing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #230 August 21, 2002 It's my policy now to try things that sound interesting that other people have done, but I haven't. But, so far, being naked while doing them hasn't come up!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #231 August 21, 2002 Quotebeing naked while doing them hasn't come up! Everything is better when you're naked. Except falling down on pavement of course.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
megscott73 0 #232 August 21, 2002 WOW! Does this thread win the prize for having the most posts!!!!????======================= "What I want is what I've not got ,but what I need is all around me"-DMB Meghan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #233 August 21, 2002 QuoteBut, so far, being naked while doing them hasn't come up! That sounds like a To-Do list waiting to happen! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFXpert 0 #234 August 21, 2002 Of course....I started it....what can i say...everyone wants a piece....HA HA HA HA HA....J/k! Just Skymama, actually. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #235 August 21, 2002 QuoteDoes this thread win the prize for having the most posts!!!!???? Not even close...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkymonkeyONE 4 #236 August 21, 2002 In no specific order: -I have a "promtness issue" and absolutely HATE to be late for anything. -The only condiment I will eat on a sandwich is cheese. I had a bad experience with a McDonalds hamburger when I was about 8 years old. Wanna see me barf? Just sneak some mayo, pickle, or any other fluff onto something I am eating, but you had better be ready to receive a serious ass whipping; no lie. -I have been getting paid to scuba dive for about 16 years now, but don't own any sport diving gear and wouldn't consider a diving vacation something I would want to spend money on. -The bottoms, water intakes, and propellers on large ships make me nervous. The inside faces of large dams do the same; that is where the man-eating catfish truly live. It is also the most likely place to find that dead body you have been searching for. -I love cats and well mannered dogs, but have no tollerance for any animal that pisses or craps on anything in my house. -I have owned three Corvettes and a ten foot tall 4WD show truck, but now drive a 1988 Volvo station wagon and like it a lot. -I have been a patched member of a motorcycle club for nearly seven years and would die defending my colors. -I have never smoked a cigarette in my life and absolutely abhor the habit. -I drink like a viking and party like a rock star on occasion, but do not have an addictive personality. I very, very rarely have so much as a single beer during the week and don't yearn for anything of the sort. -I have been known to procrastinate for extended periods. Several cases in point: I could fly a Cessna 182 when I was six years old and have many, many hours as PIC, but I never took the FAA practical, even though I got a 98 on the written when I finally got around to taking it when I was 28 (that was ten years ago). I have been rigging for a VERY long time as an "apprentice" and have 45 reserve packs in my logbook, but I have never taken the written or practical tests, much to the chagrin of the DPRE who runs the loft at Raeford airport. . I will put off projects until I make others absolutely crazy, then knock out the job by myself in two hours flat; same with Harley or car repairs. -I could drive a car when I was 10 and a tractor before that. I have driven that same tractor to school before, just for shits and grins. -I have seen the inside of the Myrtle Beach jail on 10 occasions and have been arrested for driving 137 in a 55 and running from "the man". What a dumbass. -I get paid to speak Spanish and do so with very little accent when I have to. That's all I can think of right now. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites monkeybot 0 #237 August 21, 2002 Humm: 1. I was an Eagle Scout2. I speak two languages3. I played guitar in a Death Metal band for 4 years4. I saved my little brother from drowning in a pool5. I love my brother6. I have been pull over about 10 times, I never got a ticket7. I love sea food8. I love to cook9. I still have the KISS dolls that I bought when I was 10.10. I moved about 8 times in a 2 year period.11. I am dating a Non-jumping (for now) skychick...and I love her.12. I have 37 round jumps (freefall) LOL13. I love capers. Later... -------------------------------- I have no friends under 2K Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFXpert 0 #238 August 21, 2002 SKYMONKEYONE, Me too! Being late for me, is arriving on time. My father was part of a gold-wing motorcycle club all growing up (now he's part of a Harley one) and by the age of 10 I had put more than 100,000 miles on the back of a motorcycle. I LOVE them. During the summer, when my father would always take a month off work, we'd travel and I'd ride on the back of that thing from Florida to Maine. I loved it! I can't wait to buy my own bike. I want a Harley roadster. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freaksister 0 #239 August 21, 2002 QuoteI will put off projects until I make others absolutely crazy, then knock out the job by myself in two hours flat here ye here ye! I do the same thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFXpert 0 #240 August 21, 2002 I hear you...I'm a people person, but when it comes to group work, I'd much rather just do it all myself. That way I know it will get done and get done RIGHT! I refuse to have to make-up for someone else's slack. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billvon 3,070 #241 August 21, 2002 >It's my policy now to try things that sound interesting that other > people have done, but I haven't. But, so far, being naked while >doing them hasn't come up! It has now! (nude skydiving thread) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JDBoston 0 #242 August 21, 2002 1. At one point or another I spoke 4 languages in addition to English 2. I don't like working in teams on things, and would much rather do it all myself if I'm going to be accountable for the result 3. I used to collect insects (yeah, that's right! I put 'em in display cases and everything) 4. I owned a hedgehog and two chinchillas in college 5. I can't fall asleep if I can hear human voices whispering in the next room, but loud street noise is no problem at all 6. My SAT Verbal was also higher than my Math 7. I hate low heights - cliff diving @ 25' or so is a whole lot scarier to me than anything I've done skydiving so far 8. When I eat a plate of food with several different dishes on it, I eat them in sequence instead of mixing them up or going back and forth 9. I am the slowest eater you will ever see. At restaurants, the waiter/waitress usually tries to take my plate 2-3 times before I'm actually done. That's all for now - Joe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #243 August 21, 2002 Quote7. I hate low heights - cliff diving @ 25' or so is a whole lot scarier to me than anything I've done skydiving so far I went cliff diving when I was 16 with my older brothers. Of course I had to prove something, so I went right up to the top and jumped from about 80 feet, feet first. Damn, I forgot about my nuts! Next jump, same spot and I did a dive. Dove like I was in my swimming pool and I flipped over to my back. Big back slap! Then I learned, you dive out and gravity will guide your body. My third jump was the charm.Quote9. I am the slowest eater you will ever see. At restaurants, the waiter/waitress usually tries to take my plate 2-3 times before I'm actually done. I think I could take you on, on this one. I drive everyone nuts because I eat so slow. I think it is because I am always talking so much, I am too busy to eat. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Viking 0 #244 August 21, 2002 Quote 6. My SAT Verbal was also higher than my Math My ACT score in the Verbal Comprehension section was a 34 out of 36. My Math score was something like a 17 and my total was a 24.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JDBoston 0 #245 August 21, 2002 I just chew my food a lot. I stop eating because my food has gotten cold at least as often as I stop eating because I'm full. Joe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #246 August 21, 2002 Quote8. When I eat a plate of food with several different dishes on it, I eat them in sequence instead of mixing them up or going back and forth Heheheheehee.....Damn if I didn't used to do that. I have really tried to break myself of that habit. See...I eat fast (military I think)...and since I eat one thing at a time...it usually means I clean the plate. Which also means I ate too much. Which makes my ass fat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #247 August 21, 2002 QuoteWhich makes my ass fat. Thanks for the visual. Just when I was leaving for dinner. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MrHixxx 0 #248 August 21, 2002 I also played in a Death Metal band for 4 years.. Our bands favorite meal after a gig was Pig Brains and Eggs. I've grown up idolizing the Red Baron. I have a red rickenbacher bass deckout out like the Red Baron's plane with Maltese crosses. I played cello in high school until I broke my shoulder. I still love cello music. I used to have a Red and white Yamaha R1 also decked out like the Red Baron's plane. I almost died on that bike when it was totalled out from under me in 1999. I am father to the most extroverted and social 3 1/2 year old boy you'll ever meet. I am a devoted father. My little sister is a back seater in an F-14 (gotta use that one). My little sister skydives with me and she's better at it (RW only). I told my little sister she was fat from eating her twin when she was little (she hasn't forgotten). I took 3 years of college Russian with the last semester in St. Petersburg during the White Nights. My middle toes on both feet are Hammer toes (they bend at right angles inward). I was in the worst skydiving commercial ever shot. My rig and my motorcycle match. I was kicked out of the Boy Scouts. I was kicked out of Church camp. I was kicked out of High School. I was kicked out of Disneyland for getting high. I used to have weekly meetings with my father and the principle in Jr High for disciplinary reasons. I've had mild mannered civil conversatiions with Douglas County Sheriffs while tripping my balls off on acid. I've over-dosed before. I've had a DWI I once wrecked 3 cars in one week (alcohol related) I forgotten more bizarre shit that I have done than some will do in this life. I've been sober for 13 years I haven't smoked a cigarette for 12 years. I can drink more expresso than any man alive. I do and excellent impersonation of Sean Connery as a pedofile. I have an African Grey Parrot that asks you if you want a Spankin' and orders my cat around by name. I love the poetry of e.e.cummings. I watched my mother take her last breath dying from breast cancer. My little sister is participating in Jump for the Cause. xoxoxo, Hixxxdeath,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #249 August 21, 2002 Quote It has now! (nude skydiving thread) Gee, thanks, Bill. You really didn't HAVE to cross-reference that to remind everyone! C'mon now, I count on you not paying attention to the drivel I write. Quit doing that.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #250 August 21, 2002 QuoteMy little sister is a back seater in an F-14 How long has she been doing that and what is her call sign? I had Atidote, Icebox, Hard Rock, and Havoc over differen't assignments. 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PLFXpert 0 #234 August 21, 2002 Of course....I started it....what can i say...everyone wants a piece....HA HA HA HA HA....J/k! Just Skymama, actually. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #235 August 21, 2002 QuoteDoes this thread win the prize for having the most posts!!!!???? Not even close...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #236 August 21, 2002 In no specific order: -I have a "promtness issue" and absolutely HATE to be late for anything. -The only condiment I will eat on a sandwich is cheese. I had a bad experience with a McDonalds hamburger when I was about 8 years old. Wanna see me barf? Just sneak some mayo, pickle, or any other fluff onto something I am eating, but you had better be ready to receive a serious ass whipping; no lie. -I have been getting paid to scuba dive for about 16 years now, but don't own any sport diving gear and wouldn't consider a diving vacation something I would want to spend money on. -The bottoms, water intakes, and propellers on large ships make me nervous. The inside faces of large dams do the same; that is where the man-eating catfish truly live. It is also the most likely place to find that dead body you have been searching for. -I love cats and well mannered dogs, but have no tollerance for any animal that pisses or craps on anything in my house. -I have owned three Corvettes and a ten foot tall 4WD show truck, but now drive a 1988 Volvo station wagon and like it a lot. -I have been a patched member of a motorcycle club for nearly seven years and would die defending my colors. -I have never smoked a cigarette in my life and absolutely abhor the habit. -I drink like a viking and party like a rock star on occasion, but do not have an addictive personality. I very, very rarely have so much as a single beer during the week and don't yearn for anything of the sort. -I have been known to procrastinate for extended periods. Several cases in point: I could fly a Cessna 182 when I was six years old and have many, many hours as PIC, but I never took the FAA practical, even though I got a 98 on the written when I finally got around to taking it when I was 28 (that was ten years ago). I have been rigging for a VERY long time as an "apprentice" and have 45 reserve packs in my logbook, but I have never taken the written or practical tests, much to the chagrin of the DPRE who runs the loft at Raeford airport. . I will put off projects until I make others absolutely crazy, then knock out the job by myself in two hours flat; same with Harley or car repairs. -I could drive a car when I was 10 and a tractor before that. I have driven that same tractor to school before, just for shits and grins. -I have seen the inside of the Myrtle Beach jail on 10 occasions and have been arrested for driving 137 in a 55 and running from "the man". What a dumbass. -I get paid to speak Spanish and do so with very little accent when I have to. That's all I can think of right now. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkeybot 0 #237 August 21, 2002 Humm: 1. I was an Eagle Scout2. I speak two languages3. I played guitar in a Death Metal band for 4 years4. I saved my little brother from drowning in a pool5. I love my brother6. I have been pull over about 10 times, I never got a ticket7. I love sea food8. I love to cook9. I still have the KISS dolls that I bought when I was 10.10. I moved about 8 times in a 2 year period.11. I am dating a Non-jumping (for now) skychick...and I love her.12. I have 37 round jumps (freefall) LOL13. I love capers. Later... -------------------------------- I have no friends under 2K Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #238 August 21, 2002 SKYMONKEYONE, Me too! Being late for me, is arriving on time. My father was part of a gold-wing motorcycle club all growing up (now he's part of a Harley one) and by the age of 10 I had put more than 100,000 miles on the back of a motorcycle. I LOVE them. During the summer, when my father would always take a month off work, we'd travel and I'd ride on the back of that thing from Florida to Maine. I loved it! I can't wait to buy my own bike. I want a Harley roadster. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #239 August 21, 2002 QuoteI will put off projects until I make others absolutely crazy, then knock out the job by myself in two hours flat here ye here ye! I do the same thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #240 August 21, 2002 I hear you...I'm a people person, but when it comes to group work, I'd much rather just do it all myself. That way I know it will get done and get done RIGHT! I refuse to have to make-up for someone else's slack. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,070 #241 August 21, 2002 >It's my policy now to try things that sound interesting that other > people have done, but I haven't. But, so far, being naked while >doing them hasn't come up! It has now! (nude skydiving thread) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JDBoston 0 #242 August 21, 2002 1. At one point or another I spoke 4 languages in addition to English 2. I don't like working in teams on things, and would much rather do it all myself if I'm going to be accountable for the result 3. I used to collect insects (yeah, that's right! I put 'em in display cases and everything) 4. I owned a hedgehog and two chinchillas in college 5. I can't fall asleep if I can hear human voices whispering in the next room, but loud street noise is no problem at all 6. My SAT Verbal was also higher than my Math 7. I hate low heights - cliff diving @ 25' or so is a whole lot scarier to me than anything I've done skydiving so far 8. When I eat a plate of food with several different dishes on it, I eat them in sequence instead of mixing them up or going back and forth 9. I am the slowest eater you will ever see. At restaurants, the waiter/waitress usually tries to take my plate 2-3 times before I'm actually done. That's all for now - Joe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #243 August 21, 2002 Quote7. I hate low heights - cliff diving @ 25' or so is a whole lot scarier to me than anything I've done skydiving so far I went cliff diving when I was 16 with my older brothers. Of course I had to prove something, so I went right up to the top and jumped from about 80 feet, feet first. Damn, I forgot about my nuts! Next jump, same spot and I did a dive. Dove like I was in my swimming pool and I flipped over to my back. Big back slap! Then I learned, you dive out and gravity will guide your body. My third jump was the charm.Quote9. I am the slowest eater you will ever see. At restaurants, the waiter/waitress usually tries to take my plate 2-3 times before I'm actually done. I think I could take you on, on this one. I drive everyone nuts because I eat so slow. I think it is because I am always talking so much, I am too busy to eat. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #244 August 21, 2002 Quote 6. My SAT Verbal was also higher than my Math My ACT score in the Verbal Comprehension section was a 34 out of 36. My Math score was something like a 17 and my total was a 24.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JDBoston 0 #245 August 21, 2002 I just chew my food a lot. I stop eating because my food has gotten cold at least as often as I stop eating because I'm full. Joe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #246 August 21, 2002 Quote8. When I eat a plate of food with several different dishes on it, I eat them in sequence instead of mixing them up or going back and forth Heheheheehee.....Damn if I didn't used to do that. I have really tried to break myself of that habit. See...I eat fast (military I think)...and since I eat one thing at a time...it usually means I clean the plate. Which also means I ate too much. Which makes my ass fat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #247 August 21, 2002 QuoteWhich makes my ass fat. Thanks for the visual. Just when I was leaving for dinner. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHixxx 0 #248 August 21, 2002 I also played in a Death Metal band for 4 years.. Our bands favorite meal after a gig was Pig Brains and Eggs. I've grown up idolizing the Red Baron. I have a red rickenbacher bass deckout out like the Red Baron's plane with Maltese crosses. I played cello in high school until I broke my shoulder. I still love cello music. I used to have a Red and white Yamaha R1 also decked out like the Red Baron's plane. I almost died on that bike when it was totalled out from under me in 1999. I am father to the most extroverted and social 3 1/2 year old boy you'll ever meet. I am a devoted father. My little sister is a back seater in an F-14 (gotta use that one). My little sister skydives with me and she's better at it (RW only). I told my little sister she was fat from eating her twin when she was little (she hasn't forgotten). I took 3 years of college Russian with the last semester in St. Petersburg during the White Nights. My middle toes on both feet are Hammer toes (they bend at right angles inward). I was in the worst skydiving commercial ever shot. My rig and my motorcycle match. I was kicked out of the Boy Scouts. I was kicked out of Church camp. I was kicked out of High School. I was kicked out of Disneyland for getting high. I used to have weekly meetings with my father and the principle in Jr High for disciplinary reasons. I've had mild mannered civil conversatiions with Douglas County Sheriffs while tripping my balls off on acid. I've over-dosed before. I've had a DWI I once wrecked 3 cars in one week (alcohol related) I forgotten more bizarre shit that I have done than some will do in this life. I've been sober for 13 years I haven't smoked a cigarette for 12 years. I can drink more expresso than any man alive. I do and excellent impersonation of Sean Connery as a pedofile. I have an African Grey Parrot that asks you if you want a Spankin' and orders my cat around by name. I love the poetry of e.e.cummings. I watched my mother take her last breath dying from breast cancer. My little sister is participating in Jump for the Cause. xoxoxo, Hixxxdeath,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #249 August 21, 2002 Quote It has now! (nude skydiving thread) Gee, thanks, Bill. You really didn't HAVE to cross-reference that to remind everyone! C'mon now, I count on you not paying attention to the drivel I write. Quit doing that.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #250 August 21, 2002 QuoteMy little sister is a back seater in an F-14 How long has she been doing that and what is her call sign? I had Atidote, Icebox, Hard Rock, and Havoc over differen't assignments. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
