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All you had was dz.com before you had sex?



Oh geez, must I explain. "Double clicking my mouse" = 2 fingers (double click) and my virginia!



I think you need to put down that Stoli and watch some TV. You are revealing way too much stuff you're going to want to go back and delete-post later! :$

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aHA HA HA HA HA H...that's one's self-explanatory.

Actually, christoofar, sex is something i actually DO openly talk about b/c i feel it's educational to talk to others AND listen to others. most girls won't admit they masturbate, I'LL WEAR A T-SHIRT THAT SAYS I DO. Ha ha ha. I find it sad that 75% of woman have not or can not have an orgasm through normal intercourse (that's right guys, a LOT of women fake it.) I was taught that statistic in a personal health class, as well as a marriage and family class. Although, many of these women, can get themselves off or can have an orgasm via oral. There are many theories as to why. The theory I tend to agree w/ is that many women are self conscious about their bodies in bed and are worrying too much about sucking in their tummies than enoying a good love fest. This is why they can get off orally b/c while the man's face is buried in her crotch, he can't see the rest of her and she can FINALLY relax.

I don't have this problem. I don't care if when I"m turned to the side, I have a skin roll on my side. I doubt if BZ notices. I am relaxed and enjoy the experience. Unfortunately, many women do not. I feel it's important to have sex discussions to make people, especially women, open up more and learn to enjoy the experience as much as men do.

I know this all sounds funny coming for a former virgin girl w/ only 1 sexual partner to date (and hopefully, forever b/c i'm madly in love w/ my man) but don't be so shocked. Andrea (Skymama) can attest, I will talk about ANYTHING (except personal things) and NOTHING embarrasses me.

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1. I regularly pull under 300 feet.
2. I actually like my parents.
3. I've pulled under 80 feet and lived.
4. I'm still best friends with my best friend from 5th grade.
5. I have six inches of titanium in my spinal column (see #3, above).
6. My brother's wife doesn't want kids because she's worried they'll turn out like me.
7. It's chemically impossible for me to develop a substance addiction (don't know why, that's just what the doctors say).
8. I'm a jumper who would rather date a non-jumper, and really tries to avoid dating skychicks.
9. I have three degrees, and no job (by choice).
10. I jump a bigger, and lighter wingloaded, canopy than Skybytch.

Hey, that was fun.
-- Tom Aiello

Tom@SnakeRiverBASE.com
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"and NOTHING embarrasses me."

you shouldn't have said that. Now all the guys that know you and read the boards are gonna try to make you blush.
I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

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Ha ha ha...yea but not many people were virgins as long as I was:P. The only reason I'm not, now, is b/c I believe in love or really caring for someone before sex, for myself. I just think it hightens the feeling if you truly care for someone. BZ is the first guy I truly loved and who I felt loved me.

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Good 'tude PLFX! B|

I like ladies who are blah-zzeh faire about sex B|B|. The orgasm thing is annoying; how so many women are hung up on themselves because they think they are fat or they're not pretty enough, blah blah blah.

As for me, I'm an oral man and I love making girls quiver. ;););)

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eunuch.....



I had to look that one up. Learn something new everyday. To save the rest of you time:

EUNUCH--eu·nuch Pronunciation Key (ynk)
n.
A castrated man employed as a harem attendant or as a functionary in certain Asian courts.
A man or boy whose testes are nonfunctioning or have been removed.
Informal. An ineffectual, powerless, or unmasculine man.

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Okay... I'll add ten more to this list and then I'm headin' out ;)

11. I am addicted to rum. Specifically, Bacardi. (not beer! :o)
12. I smoke Camel regulars, and sometimes unfiltered.
13. I've had a full beard since I was 16... and now I'm fixing to turn 25. I forgot what I looked like w/o it.
14. Since I've dislocated my right shoulder skydiving, I've found out through trial-and-error how to put it back in myself [:/]... probably won't work in freefall, though.
15. I fly a Sabre2 and I have on-heading openings (tee hee)
16. I have a brother who used to skydive, but is now looking at getting into ultralights (as am I).
17. I can't seem to have steady relationships with people who live closeby... everything is always long distance, which sucks.
18. I am addicted to roulette in casinos. I don't know why other than it's slow and you get to mingle with the ladies. ;)
19. I tend to be a favorite with kids (what am I, a friggen freak show?). My nieces and nephews think I'm the coolest uncle. And, I do like kids, but only if I can return them to their manufacturers. I can't stand most people's kids (the screaming-kind).

20. I set a DZO on fire*.

I am not EVEN going to tell you how I managed to do this. Trust me... I will never live this one down! B|B|B|

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1. I have a twin sister who looks nothing like me (i'm blond w/ blue eyes, she is brunette with brown eyes), we act nothing alike but we are almost the same person, it's weird.
2. I spend money every chance i get (that's when i have it).
3. I don't drink pop becasue it is bad 4 u, but i will drink alcohol.
4. I love country music and oldies
5. I could live on peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

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Eh, it's difficult for me to talk about myself (guess that could be one)
2.) lots o cutaways
3.) Ultra-super-mega shy around people I don't know


ehh, that's all I can think of for now... maybe some of the people I've met from here can contribute more.

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He has pretty gear. He is comfortable taking off his goggles in freefall. He's "easy" when he drinks.



Something you need to tell us Jess?;) And Pete, you're shy around people you do know too.

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Hmm, what's unique about Spy38W.

He has pretty gear. He is comfortable taking off his goggles in freefall. He's "easy" when he drinks.

How's that?



Damnit woman, it's not pretty, it just looks good. B|

forgot about the goggles in freefall thing :)

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What makes me unique....

1) I'm dating Jessica :)2) I realize there is actually more to life then just skydiving all the time...
3) I take time off jumping to do other activities so that I don't get burned out jumping
4) I went through 15 roommates in 24 months (9 different ones)
5) I actually enjoy it when it gets above 100 in the summer in the desert.
Yesterday is history
And tomorrow is a mystery

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In a world of 6 billion people, I'm sure there are at least a couple who are a lot like me...but....

1) I'm dating PhreeZone :)2) I have two parrots whom I treat like children (abused children, but children nonetheless)
3) I'm a pretty good cellist
4) I don't watch TV, and therefore exist in a pop-culture vacuum (like, what's the deal with Elvis all of a sudden? Did they find him working on a desert road crew, like in Bloom County?)
Skydiving is for cool people only

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