Dumpster 0 #1 August 25, 2002 It's only Sunday morning but here we go again! 2-1/2:0:1 2-1/2: = Tons of concrete I've hauled from my backyard to the gravel pit. 0: = A very painful number when it's the last day of a boogie and the weather is fantastic-- 1:= My first-born child just left home (Has been living with her Mom) for Fredonia State University. I'm so glad it's a long weekend coming up! C-Ya! Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #2 August 25, 2002 I wish: Yeah right: already drunk em ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessefs 0 #3 August 25, 2002 This is my first time posting numbers and am not quite sure exactly how this works....but here goes: 2:1:1 2 sprains in my girlfriends leg (knee and ankle) on her first AFP jump 1 awesome skydive which was also my first AFP course at SDC. My jm Rook let me go for most of the freefall which was sweet and flying that canopy rocks. If it's true it just keeps getting better...well...I just can't even imagine... 1 case of beer I know owe jesse <* Spread the Love! *> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #4 August 25, 2002 3 -- 5: 0 : 1 3 trash bags full of deflated pool floats cleaned out of my pool house 5 hours spent trying to spring my grandmother out of the hospital... after the Dr. released her. I thought they were going for the record set last Sat when she sat in ER for 9 hours while I stood by. They don't what you in, but they don't want to let you go either! 0 jumps ...my girls are with their Dad, and Spence was cooking at Skydive Atl so I should have gotten a few jumps in. I can taste those ribs..... yum. Reason - see above. Honestly my parents need to stay home more. 1 case of beer purchased and consumed over the weekend while waiting. Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattwhoo 0 #5 August 25, 2002 1 The number of boxes the ups man brought me containing my new to me rig Matt Providing ingenious solutions to all of your nonexistent problems! (For a fee) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #6 August 25, 2002 6 bags of mulch bought/spread:0:0 Got to the DZ on Friday to find that our rigger's wife forget Lynn's rig at home, so used that as an excuse to do some yardwork needed for the past month. Took care of financial matters/shopping yesterday, so no air this weekend. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #7 August 25, 2002 0:0:0 (lots of beer drunk at least) all work and no sky makes Z a dull boy....____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #8 August 25, 2002 not very exciting numbers this weekend. was house sitting for a friend to make jump $$ foer my trip to cross keys next weekend. Upon arrival, my friend had left some stuff on teh table for me- $$, a binder of porno flicks, bottle of cuervo 1800, some nice smokes, and handcuffs. great friends! house is a huge meditteranean, had free reign of the jaccuzzi tub, etc etc... htey are both artists, so the place was immaculate. Cross Keys-ites, watch out, trouble returns next weekend!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #9 August 25, 2002 Damn, Stacy - did you use the handcuffs??!!? My numbers are 0:0:0 for the weekend. No sex because I am not getting along with my roommate/bestfriend/once upon a time lover/ boyfriend (?). No jumps because I am freaked out from the fatality, and no cases of beer purchased 'cause I had no firsts. By the way ya'll - the numbers stand for sex, jumps and beer. I can't remember if that was the right order or not though. I have a bad memory. hehe SIGH. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bivar 0 #10 August 25, 2002 2:1:0 BI---------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #11 August 25, 2002 Sis... I got tired of posting a 0 for that first number so had to change it to keep from getting depressed. The way things are going I may have to change the jump number to something else too Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoby 0 #12 August 25, 2002 1:1:3 New dropzone for me, Perris First ZP canopy, Sabre 2 First skydiving injury...the canopy opened really, really hard, leaving me seeing stars and with fire in my ribs. Also have a nice burn from the riser on my neck. That's also why I only did one jump. Hopefully, I'll be alright for next weekend. I don't think my ribs are broken, but they're really bruised. It took a couple of hours to start thinking straight again, but at least I had the presence of mind to land alright. I'm wondering if it was bad position, bad packing, or just bad luck. I'll give the packer the benefit of the doubt and assume it was something I did. I really had no idea just how hard a "hard opening" really can be... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMan 7 #13 August 25, 2002 2:0:0 Another weekend of non-jumping for Andy, as I try to get myself into better shape for the fall. I did have a really cute date last night, and well.... I just got home now. Last night we went ff and saw some experimental theater "Too Much Light Makes the Baby go Blind" - which was actually 30 plays in 60 minutes. Highlights of the show were: The More Things Change, the More things stay the Same. OR bitter play by an author whose building is going condo. Several not so skilled by extremely masculine men vent their frutrstrations and anger on stage by safely operating various hand and elextric power tools on a piece of wood which, for the purposes of this very masculine play, could be seen to represent specific body parts of those greedy coroprate bitch-ass CEO's who are screwing innocent people like you and me out of our life savings. and my dates personal favorite: "SEND ME A VIRBRATOR". Good stuff. It was a reminder of how cool independent theater can be... wherever you live I'd remind you to check out whats available localy. This morning we toured an outdoor art exhibit called "Earth from above" - all pictures of the earth from airplanes... it was truely striking. A good weekend. _Am__ You put the fun in "funnel" - craichead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #14 August 25, 2002 1:0:0 One bean patch prepared for my grandma.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #15 August 25, 2002 3 (freekin' A.M. is when I have to get up to go to work so):0:0 quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymut 0 #16 August 25, 2002 4:Zilch:Nada... 4 - number of hamburger patties grilled today...hey, with numbers like this, I had to post something. Glad next weekend is labor day Matt A well-informed person is somebody who has the same views and opinions as yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowbird 0 #17 August 25, 2002 :3:2 This was the best birthday I've had in years! The first jump was a coach jump, and Barry shot video. First time I've had video done (one case), and it was great to see what I'm doing. Finally figured out what is messing up my door dive. Second jump was my attempt at front loops, which failed miserably, but my track was way better. Third jump was a cross-country! (second case) I've been wanting to do that since I started this spring. What a view! Clouds were building to the east, the sun was low behind me to the west, I could see four lakes, with the Lake Okanagan stretching south into the distance. What a great birthday. (sighing happily) Wanted to do more today, but wind and rain shut down the dz. Guess I'll just have to make them up next weekend. Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. -Robert A. Heinlein Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #18 August 25, 2002 finished pff and did a hop'n'pop from 8k due to thunderstorms heading in. beer for first encounter with industrial haze"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #19 August 25, 2002 0:11:2 No sex for this under privilaged camper. Eleven jumps Two cases of beer bought for my two first pack jobs. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #20 August 26, 2002 traditionl numbers here... 1:0:-1 prephekt owes me a case for driving him to and from the dz so i'll take it sa a neg number in tht columb....cls thatbe a first though, so would it equal out to o cuz of the case i'd owe for being the first to post a negative cases owed????? i don't really care...first day i'm back jumping full time i'll bring a keg........and where ever i'm at you guys can hold me to that.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #21 August 26, 2002 59:19:3 59 tandem students that I gave briefings to 15 training jumps, 4 coaching jumps 3 bottles of French champagin consumed for my friend Shana's birthday. 5 hours of massage given to Skysurf USA in the last 2 days.......(Lisa I haven't forgotten yours) Man I need a vacation............bwahhhhhhhhh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #22 August 26, 2002 You humped 59 tandem studnts???!!! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #23 August 26, 2002 Bwahhhhhhhhhh.......no but I did get to see something that I've never seen before........well at least not one THAT BIG! *gasp* Man it was like a horse.........and all stretched out, looked like an arm with an apple attached at the end~~~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #24 August 26, 2002 That was in fact a man eating an apple ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #25 August 26, 2002 Whoa, BB! Very far out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
