freeflir29 0 #76 August 23, 2002 See...if we had a World Government we could solve this in no time flat. Canadian PM: Mom, They're pointing at us!!! World Court: Say you're sorry Dubya... Dubya: I'm sorry....we won't do it again. (Sticks tongue out when judge turns his back.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seedy 0 #77 August 23, 2002 Maybe with all this conspiracy talk in this thread we should have a "Should America invade Canada?" thread instead of the Iraq thread. I intend to live forever -- so far, so good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canuck278 0 #78 August 23, 2002 Your right it would solve thing...lol France Pres: The us is pointing guns at us again... US pres: ya'll smell funny. World order: Ok you french guys take a shower, and You yanks stop pointing guns at people didn't we talk about this last week.... Steve Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #79 August 23, 2002 Shit no, that'd lower the average IQ in the US by atleast half!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seedy 0 #80 August 23, 2002 LOL I intend to live forever -- so far, so good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canuck278 0 #81 August 23, 2002 ahh don't worry you guys won't fry that many brains cells trying to figure out the metric system.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #82 August 23, 2002 Quoteahh don't worry you guys won't fry that many brains cells trying to figure out the metric system We solved that long ago...Use our system or we'll invade your country!! Name a country that we have been at war with that didn't use the metric system. I think that's what it's really all about... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #83 August 23, 2002 Quote We solved that long ago...Use our system or we'll invade your country!! Name a country that we have been at war with that didn't use the metric system. I think that's what it's really all about... Nope, everyone uses the metric systme except you... and you go to war against everyone... this explains. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canuck278 0 #84 August 23, 2002 thats true, you may be on to somemthing... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #85 August 23, 2002 Quoteeveryone uses the metric systme except you Exactly...we have the most guns so we can use whatever damn system we want.... Who's gonna say something??? I dare ya!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #86 August 23, 2002 Quote thats true, you may be on to somemthing... Yeah! AND DON'T COME BACK!!!... silly Yanks My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #87 August 23, 2002 I don't mind an invasion every now and then. It gives me something interesting to watch on CNN, but Canada ? Most of the time, the countries are being invaded for a purpose. Currently, we are stocked up on bear fat, so I see no immediate need to invade. However, we are currently testing solar energy in Florida. We could use some Canadians for their reflective value. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #88 August 23, 2002 QuoteYou guys ended up white washing it ....... and voila the white house was born.. Wow....was that prophetic or what..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrumpySmurf 0 #89 August 23, 2002 "Well sort of...it's really just the French Canuks that we don't like....." Amen brudda! Can I get a weetniz?! Though honestly, you'ld like 'em more if you got 'Bleu Nuits' - softcore porn on late night public television in Quebec - not to mention how liberal the laws are on physical contact with strippers - I was trying to explain 'Pig Al's' in Hull to a couple of the Yanks I work with and that the girls get offended if you don't grope them. Needless to say they are waiting for Nortel to recover and contract us for some custom work so that we can do a trip to Ottawa, and of course, Hull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #90 August 23, 2002 Quotenot to mention how liberal the laws are on physical contact with strippers Oh I know....trust me...I know!!! It's pretty decent in Ontario as well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #91 August 23, 2002 QuoteExactly...we have the most guns so we can use whatever damn system we want.... Who's gonna say something??? I dare ya!!!! two words, nuclear f*****g weapons. -denis leary, american patriot."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites