miked10270 0 #76 August 15, 2002 Hi there, Yes, it's fortunate that they just shoot at traffic signs and not the local flora. The reason I'm glad is that I'm told that Texas has some completely unique trees. For example, no matter how small the population anywhere else in the world, Texas Family Trees have never been duplicated. Incidentally, is "Lone Star" beer called that 'cos genuine humans only ever drink one? Regards, Mike D10270. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #77 August 15, 2002 Quoteis "Lone Star" beer called that 'cos genuine humans only ever drink one? No...it's because there is only one that drank more and lived to tell about it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #78 August 15, 2002 "Speak now or forever hold your peace!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SatchFan 0 #79 August 15, 2002 I kinda like "Stop touchin' me there!" Oh wait, what is this thread about again? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #80 August 15, 2002 Quotewords to live by - what's yours? Has no one mentioned "Eat, Fuck, Skydive" or "Drink, Fuck, Skydive"............ Those are words to live by Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #81 August 15, 2002 That's because they do that anyways! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SniperCJ 0 #82 August 15, 2002 "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of ariving safely in one pretty and well preserved piece, but to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up worn out, yelling GERONIMO!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deleted 0 #83 August 16, 2002 Carpe Diem? Fuck that! Seize the Moment! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #84 August 16, 2002 "Conquer your fears, or your fears will surely conquer you." Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #85 August 16, 2002 Nacmac originally turned me on to this, but this is the best summary of life I've ever seen... Desiderata Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexations to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter, for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble, it's a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantement, it is as perrenial as the grass. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should. Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive him to be. And whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul. With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy. - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #86 August 16, 2002 where am I?...and why am I naked?!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymut 0 #87 August 16, 2002 Saw this one today, thought it was pretty good: "Failing to prepare is preparing to fail" - Benjamin Franklin Matt A well-informed person is somebody who has the same views and opinions as yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #88 August 16, 2002 "Ow, ow...you're on my hair!" or "If you can't get a date, get a nurse." (also works for teachers and engineers.)Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dbattman 0 #89 August 16, 2002 Same here, but unfortunately most of the people I meet have forgotten this one. I've also had to follow an addition: "Turn the other cheek, but know when it will only get you a bruise on the other side of your face." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gypsy 0 #90 August 16, 2002 I always liked that one. Mine is of course the Druid motto in my sig line. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #91 August 16, 2002 Never eat yellow snow !---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpNFly 0 #92 August 16, 2002 don't pee in the wind... hee hee.... no seriously... your heart is free, have the courage to follow it... Go get em kid... my daddy always said that to me its almost like pointing a finger at the moon, if you focus too much on your finger, you miss all the moons heavenly glory... Bruce Lee The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #93 August 23, 2002 Boy, look what happens ... you leave work, then suddenly you don't have time to check dz.com anymore... I hope people don't mind me resurrecting old threads, but this is my current favorite: Holding a grudge is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #94 August 23, 2002 The FAILURE to plan on your part does not constitute and EMERGENCY on my part. I don't know who said it, but I think it is very fitting at times. Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pal 0 #95 August 23, 2002 live every day like it is your last !!!!!!!!!! you never know it might just be Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravitysurf808 0 #96 August 23, 2002 Quote"Ow, ow...you're on my hair!" "Thats not iiiiittt....." ~Eddie Murphy "...live to jumP & jumP to live..."~ Gravitysurf808 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SAMPLEKSample 0 #97 August 23, 2002 There is a vitality, a life force, an energy, a quickening, that is translated through you into action, and because there is only one of you in all time, this expression is unique. And if you block it, it will never exiest through any other medium and will be lost. -Martha Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #98 August 23, 2002 No Eternal Reward shall forgive us now for the wasting of the Dawn!! Live Fast, Die Young and leave a good looking corpse!! The secret to a happy Life = Fast cars, loose women, cheep booze and Blue Skies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
