JumpNFly 0 #1 August 16, 2002 the pope is just finishing his sermon for the day.. he closes with Tutti Homine, which means God bless all mankind... Well the womens rights have a fit and send him all sorts of letters...So the next sunday, he closes with tutti homine, tutti femine... God Bless all the Mankind, God Bless all WomanKind... So then the gay rights activists have a hayday, all sorts of letters and complaints... so the next sunday, the pope closes with...Tutti Homine, Tutti Femine, Tutti Fruti The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sar911 0 #2 August 16, 2002 A man had a serious problem. He had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but found it to be occupied. A lady noticed that he was walking funny, taking small steps, and with a look of pain and anxiety on his face. "Sir," she said, the ladies room is unoccupied. You may use it if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He was about to pop, and would have promised anything, so he agreed to her terms. The relief was pure joy, and as he sat there, savoring the feeling, he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Three white buttons were identified by the letters: WW, WA, and PP, and there was one red button labeled ATR. Who would really know if he touched them? He couldn't just sit there and resist a challenge like this, so he pushed the WW button. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. Such a nice feeling came over him. The men's restroom didn't have nice things like this. Anticipating even greater pleasure, he pressed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, wafted and swirled about, gently drying his underside. He knew what he was going to do when the warm air stopped and without hesitation, he pressed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom, adding a fragrant scent of spring flowers to his unbelievable pleasure. The ladies room was far more than a restroom; it was a place of tender loving pleasure! He could hardly wait for the powder puff to quit. When it did, he pushed what he knew was going to be the ultimate joy, the ATR button! When he opened his eyes, he realized that he was in a hospital bed. A nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face. What happened? How did I get here? The last thing I remember, I was in the ladies restroom!" "You pushed too many buttons," replied the nurse, as her smirk expanded to a grin. "That last button marked ATR is the Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpNFly 0 #3 August 16, 2002 that was a good one The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #4 August 16, 2002 An elderly couple in a retirement community was surprised by a knock on their door late one night. Morris, the husband got up to answer the door, only to find a huge and intimidating man staring back at him. "Oh, this is terrible! I'm going to be robbed and lose all my money!" the old man screamed. "I'm not a robber," said the man in disgust. "I am a rapist." "Oh, thank goodness!" said Morris with much relief. Then he shouted, "Elaine, it's for you!"if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
